<ruckuz> but then again i was really poor as a child. good
thing i was a boy otherwise i wouldn't have had anything to
play with

* @PsykoDave eats his King Sized Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle
<@GregTG> Wow dave.
<@GregTG> That's a long way to go for a synonym of "cock"

<Bruns> I got used to people calling me 'Miss' or 'Maam' on
the phone when doing support
<Bruns> then they apologize like crazy after I tell them my
name
<Bruns> "Oh, I'm sorry sir.  Its just that..."
<Bruns> "...That I sound like a girl.  I know.  Thanks for
reminding me."

<Clay> cs is like the eqivalent of eminem every 13year old
loves it

* [TxC]-LaSeK is back from having hot sex. I was gone for
3secs

<Yora> *dryly* you arent paying for it and the company doesnt
make money off you playing, what would you call it?
<FireIsFun> Grand Theft Data

<maff> i know how to curb your childs videogame addiction
<maff> buy them a mac

<Tont0> TCP/IP illustrated needs a swimsuit issue

<Dark_Ayanami> Popups have been around since the dawn of porn.
Prehistoric, pornographic cave paintings would interrupt
primitive man's masturbation with other paintings popping up
hawking larger genitalia/clubs/wheels/fires.
<Dark_Ayanami> Then the first man would bash the new painter
with his club (a primitive version of a mouse) and get back to
"work".
<Dark_Ayanami> This is the first demonstrated case of "popup
rage".

<Paden> some of you people have the smallist ego in the world
and you get your jollys off buy ban/kicking someone well thats
sad you pick on me becouse i have bad grammer and can't spell
good well you need to look you're fag ass in the mirror and
look at a dumb fuck who has no life and will never have one
and the only girlfrien you ever had was palmla handerson ans
her 5 friends
<Alarach> guess that's not me.
<Minion> smallest
<Minion> jollies
<Minion> grammar
<Alarach> because
<Venkmen> because
<Venkmen> grammar
<Alarach> your
<Paden> fuck you
<Minion> haha
<Venkmen> your
<Paden> fuck you
<Alarach> girlfriend

<aweigh> Physical pain?
<aweigh> Sign me up.
<WussyBoy> Pain can be fun, but certainly not in a sexual way
<aweigh> Obviously you've never had a donkey punch.
<Galvatron> ...that was in no way appropriate

<Ralp> Does it pop up a window that says "WARNING!! Your
computer is currently broadcasting an IP address!  With this
IP address hackers can immediately begin attack your computer!
Click here to enlarge your penis!"

<Oolong> <Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet =
convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning,
and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know
jack about you
<Oolong> he forgot convinced they're japanese
<Oolong> "aya, Britney Spears no kawaii desu nyo! ^O^^^O^O^^O^
"

<aleks_> anybody know of a linux app that performs an
operation similar to windows XP's "bridge network"?
<@Lion-O> aleks_: first of all, what does that thing do ?
<PufF-> its a cheat to get around the 'hassle' of subnet'ing
<@Lion-O> aleks_: oh, then I have a solution. Cheat and ask a
real admin to set it up for you, then take the glory.  I guess
the app would be called "mail".

<RS-Ryan> crap.. i'm having a blonde moument, what's IGMP
again?
<Not_RS_Webby> shit beats the fuck out of me
<Not_RS_Webby> im drunk
<RS-Ryan> God you Cisco support techs suck

I like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this
awesome 5 grader matthew podawski, i rememeber, and he used to
ride his bike to school and mis match socks and and i really
wanted to be his friend but he was so weird and he thanked me
for the offer but was like "one friend in the world is enough"
he then transfered schools

<Waynebo> Today was haiku day in English class!
<Waynebo> My haiku was Guy in front of me/ Does not know he is
asian/ Karate chop him
<Waynebo> The guy in front of me's haiku was Guy behind of me
/ Wants to karate chop me/ I am very scared

<Aurican> i remember when GavJCD tried to nuke me...word nuke
in a private msg....he eventually flooded himself off

<Godsey> I want to beta test EverQuest 2 and get paid for it
<etrigan> oh i'd do that but so would tons of gamers :/
<Godsey> I'm highly qualified :)
<Godsey> I am fat and have BO

<Realfloat> why does gcc makes exe files?
<Apollo-> *blink*
<Apollo-> maybe because it's a compiler?

<ex0> i think i'm crazy
<ex0> i talk to myself in real life
<ex0> ... i'm like a real life gollum
<ex0> minus the fugly
<ex0> plus 7 inches

<voltstfu> :(
<voltstfu> you suck :(
<voltstfu> i hope you have a hernia that spills into your
testicle sack
<voltstfu> and then when they operate
<voltstfu> and resituate the intestinal tract behind a screen
of iron mesh in your abdomen
<voltstfu> ...
<voltstfu> fuck it, i think the hernia is bad enough

<@jwz> yeah, apparently I was getting shafted by perl's
distinction between returning a single value, and returning a
single value.

<Squiggle> Also:the bottom ones [on bash.org] are some of the
best
<Squiggle> They're all about niggers
<Squiggle> Niggers  =  funny
<Sulzanti> Not if you have to be in smelling distance

(@Cypher) a hornet just flew inside :/
(Owen) OMG CALL A SWAT TEAM

<@dustin> tonight is not my night
<@Patrick> ?
<@dustin> i was putting on some socks..and when i was pulled
the sock up, my hand slipped and hit my nuts..then i fell over
cause it hurt so bad and when i fell i hit my head on the
counter
<@dustin> :(
<@Patrick> wheres the fire?
<@dustin> ermm?
<@Patrick> why were you pulling your socks up so fast
<@dustin> i wanted to get back on irc

<Bop|Kat> you know what they say about black guys!
<Mondo> yeah
<Mondo> they steal shit
<Bop|Kat> shut up!
<Bop|Kat> my dads black!
<Mondo> im only screwin round :P
<Bop|Kat> I was only kiddin too
<Bop|Kat> My dad is white
<Bop|Kat> he's an arsehole tho
<Mondo> so he might as well be black ?

1:35a (mdxi) twenty-three hours of logs for this month and
already 9 searches for "legolas porn" and 2 for, even more
disturbingly, "gimli porn"
1:35a (mdxi) some days i think we should all just go back to
fidonet

·[steev]· i used to date this chick, she used to strip naked
and rub up and down against me to get me off the computer, it
was like, damn it, im busy

<Hinkey> shrooms dont give flashbacks
<Hinkey> acid does
<Threeboy> you now what has the worst flashbacks?
<Threeboy> mother fucking 'NAM man.

<Russell> he told me to max out the damn card, but I would
have felt guilty as hell if I did, so I just ordered 5 games,
an S-Video cable, memory card, LOTR extended version, 2 cable
extensions, and B&W with expansion

<mutey> whats the lowest priority in linux?
<smcn> mutey: ease of use

* lavhoes is now known as Jesus
-RPGServ:#pvponline- <Roll for Jesus [1d20]: 12> 
<Jesus> JESUS SAVES!

* Hitler has entered #world
* Hitler sets mode: -judaism
* Hitler was kicked from #world by Bullet (NO NAZIS)

<hobbit> omg... the reporter on the news just said 'they saw
the suspect busting off a nine mm'
<dis^> hah
<hobbit> thats kinda unprofessional..
<DSLDemon> lol
<hobbit> using slang in a news report..
<DSLDemon> yup it is
<dis^> yeah it is
<dis^> sounds good though
<hobbit> <reporter> And then it was said that he Popped a cap
in one of his own niggahs... he then proceded to roll with his
homies and down a 40
<dis^> lol
<dis^> cool
<hobbit> <reporter> Back to you in the studihizzy

<Mank> Happy New Year.
<Mank> 666 + 1337 = 2003
<Anders> So the Antichrist is to arrive this year in the form
of a preteen hacker?
<Chris_A> It's the Ap0cA1yp53!!!!111
<Mank> a11 uR j3suz r b3lonG 2 US!!!!!!

<Sarin_Died> I forgot to turn off the alarm on my alarm clock
last night, so the radio turned on at 10:30am thismorning
<Sarin_Died> and I hear a car commercial saying "Attention,
would the person with the late 1980's station wagon with fake
wood panels please move your car, you are blocking 7 parking
places" and I got up thinking DAMNIT I have to move my car

<perlplexer> perldoc .eh
<perldoc> .eh is western sahara
<perlplexer> hmm, i was expecting Canada
<deus> unfortunately no registrar exists for .eh
<deus> or i would get aboot.eh
<deus> and start irc'ing in #ontario and #vancouver from
what.is.this.all.aboot.eh

<decay`> wanna know whats good about 12 year olds, you put
them in a shower and slck there hair.. it makes them look 8

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<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

<Hostility> so let me get this
<Hostility> ur in a room with ur comp
<Hostility> typing on a keyboard... not with ur fingers
<Hostility> but with ur face
<Hostility> with nothing on but a hat?
<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> y6esw

<fcastle> I HAD A NIGHTMARE
<fcastle> IT ALL STARTED NORMAL
<fcastle> 10101010
<fcastle> 10110011
<fcastle> THEN ALL OF A SUDAN
<fcastle> 1100102
<snooz> GAAAAH

<TripleRach> But really I could never find abortion acceptable
because I don't know I have all this maternally love stuff and
I want to have lots of kids someday
<ksennin> TripleRach, I can help you.
<ksennin> I happen to be producing upwards of 1,000 sperms per
second.
<TripleRach> ...
<ksennin> Hypothetically, I could double the world's
population in a couple of weeks.

<tomfoolery> there's a small fire burning in my room
<beretta> lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're
telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i
can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the
other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU
GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE
SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and
overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and
only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly
believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging
support in the form of unneccesary votes

<MikeSweetser> FWIW, 1/1/2003 is essentially the 20th
anniversary of the Internet.
<MikeSweetser> Basically, the day that ARPANET switched its
protocol to TCP/IP.
<kuribo> MikeSweetser: in unrelated news, 1/2/2003 is the 20th
anniversary of warez :)

<|ReN|> reality is the 30 frames per second your little mind
can comprehend.

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techfreax
<Stan> what's c++?
<hypnetric> it's a rap artist
<Stan> he's good?
<hypnetric> lives in chicago
<Klone> He's almost as good as Java.
<hypnetric> yeah java owns
<Stan> do i compare to any of them?
<Klone> No, dude. Java is hardcore.

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-> [Unix] VERSION
[Unix VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.03 Khaled Mardam-Bey
<BenZor> rofl @ Unix.
<Unix> ?

<[zc]snuggles> my sister is 13
<[zc]snuggles> I found porn on her compueter =/
<[asm]ryan> man porn?
<[zc]snuggles> NO AND TAHTS THE THING
<[zc]snuggles> LESBO PORN
<[asm]ryan> HAHAHAH
<[zc]snuggles> hell I copied it to my computer before deleting
it

<Exor[B-A]> gay
<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> yes exor you are good to see you came to
terms
<Exor[B-A]> fk me
<Exor[B-A]> ;\