<Swift> I need lemonade.
<dmc2> I hate it when my sound goes blurry.
<supakoopa> i hate when my video gets loud.

<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie 
<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it
<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest
<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience
<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school
that I'm straight!

<@DarkHoly> you live in canadian future, that's like, wright
brothers just invented airplane
<Tdot> airplane?
<Tdot> O_o
<@DarkHoly> see?

<DislocatedStyle8> *God attacks True_Yoshi dealing
.0000000000000000001 damage*

<Hemlock> cloning one's pet doesn't seem that costly
<Hemlock> i am seriously considering doing this
<Compute> hem:  you can't clone rocks, dumbass

<+sysys> i could tell you if WINDOWS FUCKING ME didn't crash
<+sysys> er
<+sysys> WINDOWS ME
<+sysys> that didnt come out right
<@spacemank> LOL

<Nark> flash2 is the easiest shit to learn next to wanking off
to Pamela Anderson

<sKratch> you know what?  if we could choose our nationality
at birth, there would be no canada
<sKratch> or it would just be a country full of morons
<sKratch> oh wait...

<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.
<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?

<+Tincan> omega could code his way out of a straight jacket!
<@omega> out?
<+Tincan> yeah i guess
<+Tincan> i dunno i just thought of it
<@omega> dude, the rate im going, im going to be coding myself
INTO a straight jacket.
<+Tincan> lolol

<Runed> soft toilet paper :)
<Runed> makes you want to sit there and wipe your ass all day
:(

<Anatole> That bot was from Russia.
<Anatole> And there's a e-mail address, as well!
<Rev> Russian...so it begins...
<Anatole> And a name.
<Anatole> Eeeeeeenteresting.
<DeadSnake> so, it seems we are having a new cold war now
<RAPEAPE> yeah
<DeadSnake> but it will not be fought on our lands, or our
seas, or in the air, but in our homes, on IRC
<RAPEAPE> SAQ vs SOVIETS
<Rev> They struck first, with porn-bots.  But will the
americans retaliate?
<DeadSnake> WE SHALL RETALIATE
<DeadSnake> but porn-bots we won't send, but email viruses!
<Rev> Mmm macros and attachments most vile.
<DeadSnake> we will contract the best hackers that china has
to offer, then we do a preemptive strike on russia with a low
level version of klez
<DeadSnake> then, when their defenses are down, we do a full
on retaliatory strike with a modified version of the "Love
Bug" virus
<Rev> Contact CNN, they'll have to get to work on their theme
music.

<BX|Lyfe> im gonna be waiting with a shotgun to rob santa
<BX|Lyfe> then its off to the pawn shop, ho ho ho

<Oolong> you know, i read somewhere that botulism is powerful
enough, if like 10 milligrams of it got in the water supply,
to kill everyone in a town the size of new york city
<Oolong> i wonder what marketing genius thought, "hey, maybe
if women inject this into their lips, it will make them plump
and kissable"
<Oolong> it scares me to think that there might be an
underground lab somewhere discovering the cosmetic benefits of
anthrax

<Dead_Ice> dial up CS is good
<Dead_Ice> cos ya lag that much you can dodge the bullets
matrix style

<AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen
<AdmiralPJ> yes i know
<ari> That's precognition, not telepathy
<ari> Ah, damnit...
<ari> Good one

<Seppukoi> kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker
<Seppukoi> and he was talking about teh alcohol, and also teh
seatbelts
<Seppukoi> he was explaining this article he read
<Seppukoi> well, the article was talking about these two
idiots who crashed their car into the front doors of a school
<Seppukoi> and said they were tyring to kill themselves, but
they survived with minor injuries because they were wearing
seatbelts
<Seppukoi> so I screamed out "HAHA NOOB!!!"
<Seppukoi> and my friend screamed out "those guys SUCK at the
killing themselves"
<Seppukoi> he also said "those newbs got fux0red up!"
<Seppukoi> I said "they probably had wallhacks" and the
teacher was looking at us like "wtf"
<Seppukoi> we kept talking about it and comparing it to things
:/

* Mak- was kicked by Nec (buu)
<____> someone from israel kicking a dude from el salvador in
a swedish channel, critizised by a german..... talk about
globalisation

<+MegamanX2K> buh
<@Dragon_Ninja> HIya X
<+MegamanX2K> Diablo 2 pisses me off
<@Dragon_Ninja> what is pissing you off about it now?
<+MegamanX2K> stupid fucking Venom Lord rush
<+MegamanX2K> who do they think they are, Zerg?
<@Dragon_Ninja> LOL
<+MegamanX2K> god, I was waiting for Diablo to go
"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^______________________^"

<unrealer> shit
<unrealer> who is good at medic here?
<unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're
vain to dissove?
<unrealer> i think i popped my vain
<unrealer> shit
<PInK-PSy> o_O
<unrealer> its at my leg
<PInK-PSy> sucks to be you
<unrealer> .... ... ...
<BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for
an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein".
* PInK-PSy nods
<unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream
stuck
<unrealer> its all hard and shit
<unrealer> compair to my other leg
<PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer
<PInK-PSy> and do something about it =

<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try
standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who
decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.   
Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a
mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with
one massive shove
<Jaytda4th> omg that is hell! A manson concert.. im so sorry.

<_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n
industry too long when all you have to see is the pussy and
you know what girl is on camara

<Mansion_Maniac> huh, God on a slot machine
<Mansion_Maniac> a winner is Him

(djaby) ohh k me frm marz
(djaby) visit sum time...
(djaby) its a cooool place
(djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz...
(st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell shit's worth
(djaby) u there zip....
(djaby) this st0vbold iz borin2 talk wit..
(djaby) :)
(st0vbold) sure I am
(djaby) yeah but me like 2 speak eit borin ppl also...
(djaby) :)
(djaby) so u r in q plz wait...:)
(djaby) lol
(st0vbold) go back to dalnet
(djaby) cum into me chann sum time... me a op in it ... me vil
bann u in a sec ??? :)
(djaby) hey how cum u no me frm dalnet....

<kv9> ive just adjusted my sitting position
<kv9> to conceal any possible sudden hardons

<Mario> were is evesyone?
<penfold> in graamer school
<penfold> grammar*
<penfold> damnit, it backfired :\

<Jedi_Vader20> anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n?
<PuffinFreshWog> have you tried the internet?
<Jedi_Vader20> whoops

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<mod7t9z730> ehe lets spam these soja lamas ;)
<mod7t9z730> oops wrong chan
<+CHiPiTA> lmao
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<Ang3lus> half life was lame star trek rip off

<LucyFerr> ok..im blind apparently..wher the hell is brittneys
nipple in that
pic
<LucyFerr> is this one of those "Pin the nipple on the whore"
games?

<Fat-Burrick> What i want to know is why gandalf didnt rescue
merry and pippin from the ents
<Tumbleweed> would you?
<Fat-Burrick> good point

barra: do u have to sign up to anythin to go to a lan?
Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: errr... yes
barra: what?
Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: you have to sign up for a lan
barra: how?
Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: sign up

<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a
completely sepereate mod?
<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a
completely sepereate mod?
<J-0-K-e-R`secksi> .........1942 = different game

<blitz> i'm allergic to alcohol
<blitz> I drink a 12 pack and I break out in hand-cuffs

<chris> i have one guy arguing that init.d scripts need to
support mixed-case arguments
<chris> "My first suggestion is to modify the way you match
'start' and 'stop' in
<chris> your case statement.  While technically, there is
nothing wrong with the
<chris> way you match it, I prefer [Ss][Tt][Aa][Rr][Tt] and
[Ss][Tt][Oo][Pp].  Using
<chris> this method, the matching is now case insensitive."
<reflector> I'd email him back: "[sS][hH][uU][tT] [tT][hH][eE]
[fF][uU][cC][kK] [uU][Pp]"
<reflector> match that, asshole.

<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific
Rape in Alley", or something.
<Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"
<Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED

DasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican?
DasKrav: Put it under the soap.
sse2122: Bastard.

(MS^Zealot): i do not have your fetish with dead people
marmite
(bovril): its not a fetish, i just like to fuck them

<r0bert> you are officially a complete and utter moron.
<Evil_Girl_55> no u are beacause moran is spelled m-o-r-a-n u
dope

<|404notfound> My friend, who was new to online gaming,
complained to me about a 30 ping.
<donotdisturb> LOL
<|404notfound> But that's not all. His question to me was:
<|404notfound> "Why won't it go any higher?"

<fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds
first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons?
<fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as
well

* gryp sets mode: +v WicKeD
<@gryp> he's tight ^
<@IBN-LGBR> like a virgin on prom night?
* IBN-munkeydung sets mode: -v WicKeD
<@IBN-LGBR> cherry got popped

<@Hellfire|RS> ... BET has nightly news now?
<@Rei> "And to close, remember, MLK Jr Day is only 234 days
away and keep it real, yo. Tonights credits will be done by
Jameriquai and remember to tune in tomorrow morning at 6:00
for your AM dose of ethnic stereotypes."

<@`Aiden`> Magic isn't commonplace in ours like in most.
<MikeyPain> oooooo
<@`Aiden`> Which means people actually have to rely on wits
and ability.. instead of just throwing a fireball.
<Jillian> So you won't see fireballs coming out of someone's
weener.
<@`Aiden`> ...
<@`Aiden`> ¬_¬
<Jillian> Unless they have a really bad case of clamydia.

<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their
computers off because they were afraid they would blow up
cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with
him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a
70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my
tribes!!"

<|404notfound> I'm angsty. I'm plenty angsty.
<|404notfound> I'm so angsty I make goths look like bright,
happy rays of sunshine.

<The-Dude-> i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each
other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the
kids father...
<Kaenneth> ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root
domain?
<Kaenneth> "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was
inevitable"

·sh|a|tter· Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at
the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down
the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5
submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then
all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy
loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot
sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore
fetish gayporn.
·sh|a|tter· man my mom started crying and now she thinks im
gay... it owns
c4c|Dthsmrf{wiz3rk}  ROFLMAO!

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<DopefishJustin> they should rename it NegroServ because it
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<Laney> hi.
<turboke> lo.
<ninjapenguin> in the middle