gscale88: Snow Day Chain_If you send this to 10 ppl in 10 minutes then 2morrow we will have a SNOW DAY!!!!!If you only send it to 5ppl then we will have a 2hour delay but go for the SNOW DAY!! SouledOut 4 Good: Who sent this to you? God? gscale88: lol gscale88: don't ask...
* Coyote` (HaHa@209.194.21.WyldRyde-43304) Quit (Quit: DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS) <Apple> what's device=fngrcros.sys? <netnomad> Oh buoy. * Apple grins <Apple> i'll look it up <netnomad> You do that.
<Lugie> how do i look at a downloaded file <Paw> open your eyes <Lugie> where can i find it now thats its downlosaded <Paw> hit alt + F4 to open your last downloaded program Quits [Lugie]: (Lugie@AC852723.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:)
<Jagfire> I gotta virus <wwestnilee> speaking of virus <wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff <wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff <Jagfire> o.O <wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them <wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn
<@brush> i'm not racist i donwnload black porn too
<Ado1> why cant i be ado <PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: did you register the name 'ADO'? or did some1 esle? <Ado1> i did on the atomic forums
[ @Treach ] can you hump in the sims online [ @qoncept ] Treach, i think so but i dont know how. figures. [ @TribalJedi ] you need the love bed i think [ @qoncept ] thats stupid why cant you just do it out by the dumpster like in real life
<antiuser> man <antiuser> flash is like sméagol <antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried <antiuser> the second time it's all nice <antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER
souleman: doesn't everyone have a rag they use for cleaning up after they make a mess? Negative: I don't ;) Negative: I never make a mess souleman: haha souleman: you don't get off? Negative: I just open my mouth and aim ;)
<ReeferCpe> ugh, just some bangbus porn <ReeferCpe> two PALE ass people <ReeferCpe> it was like watching ghosts fuck.
<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl" <Fortis> I'm like <Fortis> a romantic about it <Fortis> but I say "fuck" <Fortis> I'm all <Fortis> "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the bitch's gash and pound her slush hole"
<Jim> what the fuck <Jim> where did this porn get on my computer fro--- <Jim> oooh
onkeybutt87: I heard this commercial on the TV onkeybutt87: from a door-store onkeybutt87: and the guy refers to it as an "Entry system" Changa177: lol onkeybutt87: gotta be politically correct
<ItBurn|mw> yay tescd cerazeyhes <ItBurn|mw> crashed <Celestar|xchat> ItBurn|mw: dude how did you mistype like THAT?
<marcc> What kind of company includes a program called "pimp ass newsreader" with a server OS <Ver> uhmm.. the company that makes "pimp ass newsreader"? <Kaeto> dude... your server has to have SOME way to get warez <marcc> But pimp ass newsreader? With a fucking OS that's supposedly made by people with jobs and stuff? <marcc> Why not include a Bitching Media Player, or Muthafuckin' Desktop <Dritzen> marcc: What distro is that?
<allistar> deleting stuff out of my registry made it bigger! <Griz> ah, the magic of windows
<CheeseBro> what is another phrase for black and white? <ksennin> #000000 and #FFFFFF
<zX-ArcH> my friend has a virus, he runs windows XP, every 5-10 minutes his comp will shut down automaticlly, he must create new users just to even get on! if u know what kind of virus this is , or if u can help in anyway please PM ME <@CitizenErazed> it's called 'windows xp'
<HellmasteR> another rather amusing thing is that lol in h4x0r is 101, and 101 in binary is 5 <HellmasteR> so when i say FIVE from now on i mean lol
<hpr-vb6> $2 bills pwn <Cracker`tv> KEEP THE 2S! <[LIQuid]> why?! <Cracker`tv> take them to strip clubs when you get older... strippers dont look too hard and they think they're twenties!!!
<MosH> The girl was a slut. <MrSelfDestruct^v26> loose as a goose eh <MosH> yeah I had to strap a 2 by 4 to my ass <MosH> so I didnt fall in that shit
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site
<Jin> Wtf?! * Jin kicks Quaggs' ass just for looking so fucked <ramoth4> jin you don't have to kick someone to hurt them <ramoth4> just kind of saunter up <ramoth4> and lie down <ramoth4> *squish* <ramoth4> "oops sorry" *** ramoth4 was kicked off #spidermantc by Jin (*squish*)
<BonzoBoy> An honorary degree is like a nerf dildo. <ramoth4> nerf dildos can be fun....sort of <Equinas> i use a nerf whip <Equinas> it's part of the Bondage for Beginners set
<iota> i think my son is prejudice <HgR`Your_Dead> [ iota ] why? <iota> i brought him a black vantriliquist dummy home from work and he ripped it's legs off <iota> the really bad part is i picked him up and made his mouth move and went can a nigga get a wheel chair
(+RC-Cola): it'd be awesome if like there were people breakdancing (+RC-Cola): and you just got your boner out and spun like a top on your boner (+RC-Cola): and held your feet behind your head in a suplex-style arc (+Mr_Legacy): RC: you just might be retarted. (+RC-Cola): oh my bad
<FIFpe> Dude, can you ask Andrew to look for my wallet when he gets home <FIFpe> Cause I need it hard <Qinop> yeah <Qinop> he has it hard <FIFpe> THANK THE LORD ALMIGHTY <FIFpe> Tell him to stick it...in his mail-box, and I"ll pick it up on the way to church <Qinop> we don't have a box, we have a slot <Qinop> actually it's more like a chute <Qinop> so we will stick it in our "door" <FIFPe> sweet
<rawb-> Hey nyisles <rawb-> Wat doez your nick mean? <nyisles> it means Niles <rawb-> nile, like that ocean?
<TREllis> avajdjddkdkkkkah <geekster> oh look, trellis is looking at the bottom of his laptop again <drochaid> someone tell him it's NOT an etch-a-sketch please <geekster> shaking it dosen't make irc go away, it will still abuse you, more so if you break your laptop being stupid
<PuBeNeMy-> bahaha <PuBeNeMy-> jaymee just walked by the bird <PuBeNeMy-> and it yelled <PuBeNeMy-> SLUT <cvc> although it does sound funny <Matt^^^> PuBeNeMy-: have you been teaching the bird dirty words? <cvc> nah, he's been teaching the bird to be a judge of character
<rob> they charged $75/h and it took "7" hours to do it <itr> where can i sign up for that 'repair' job <itr> i'll repair fuckin old ladies vaginas for $75/hour
<i386> http://www.bash.org/?21858 <----- ROFL! <illusi0n> haha <i386> http://www.bash.org/?7755 <---- ABHHHAHHAH! :D SO SO TRUE! <i386> http://www.bash.org/?4395 <--- muahah, Linux Conf 2003 <i386> http://www.bash.org/?31318 <--- hehe, reminds me of atomic <BenZor> ^^____ HAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LAME FUCKING BASH.ORG LINKING N00b, WE'RE ALL FUCKING ADDICTED AND HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE
<+me0w> the guy arrested for being involved with cutting up those bodies in london is wearing a cyberdog tshirt in that pic! <+me0w> there was a serial killer, forget which one, he used to chop up kids and cook them <+me0w> but he said he tried a kid's dick <+me0w> and it was too chewy <+me0w> so he tossed it into the toilet Tresnar (Thefreak__@dhcp160160225.columbus.rr.com) has joined. <Aniki> thats what the guy here said too. first they wanted to eat the penis raw, but it was too chewy, so they had to cook it <Tresnar> ... What the heck did I wander into?
<rone> please speak in whole sentences. thanks. <rone> because this <rone> is fucking annoying <rone> to read.
* Rach is happy yet pissed off <Rach> bloody bitch * Rach goes to kill becca <keot> here's a spoon * metolhead touges Rach's spoon
*** f0r-1- has joined #photoshop <f0r-1-> hi <djahmar> hi <f0r-1-> How it hanging? <f0r-1-> :D <Anapaest> from here to iowa <f0r-1-> WHEEE! so, where are you from? <Anapaest> iowa :(
<Andrew> The EX in NeoEX stands for Extra XtremeAnalPenetration. <NeoEX> It's funny cause it's true.
<Alberto> "The New Year tradition is offensive to many ethnic groups." <Rev> In order to not offend the Chinese, do you think they should call it "Happy New Time Unit" for the sake of political correctness? <Alberto> Yep <Destruya> Well, now that the holiday season is over, we can get back to only caring about ourselves. <Destruya> YAY SELFISHNESS AND THE AMERICAN WAY
<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie <Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it <Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest <Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience <tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school that I'm straight!
<Charlemagne> monkey? what kind of racial slur is that? <Mercenary9> A primitive one.
<luciphur> think i'll go to kfc and get some blue pepsi <luciphur> love that shit <luciphur> and some chips and a kernel burger too <luciphur> i mean, colonel <luciphur> lol, got linux on the brain
<b1u3> when i was in like 5th grade, a DARE cop came to visit our class <b1u3> he was going through his whole deal like 'yes im a real police officer, and this is a real gun on my belt, and if you try to grab it im trained to break your arm upon reflex' and of course we had a doped up kid with ADD in our class who only heard 'this is a real gun, try to grab it'
* Nark thinks about sniffing some girls coochie to get high <Nark> bahaha that would kick ass, 'let me get a 50c rock of booty'
<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something. <Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?" <Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"
<DarxusZzZ> it's like it's not reading the resolv.conf <kuruption> Darxus, you're running linux? <DarxusZzZ> on this machine? no, on the one I'm trying to fucking install gentoo on? yes <kuruption> i have a FAQ for you on how to resolve that problem.... www.freebsd.org <kuruption> hahaha
<Scibert> Three @s for the IRCops under the sky <Scibert> Seven for the Op Lords in their channels of stone <Scibert> Nine for Mortal Chatters doomed to die <Scibert> One for the Dark Peer on his Dark Throne <Scibert> In the land of Ping where the Netsplits lie. <Scibert> One @ to rule them all <Scibert> One @ to find them <Scibert> One @ to bring them all <Scibert> And in the darkness, bind them <Scibert> In the Land of Ping, where the Netsplits lie.
<Tenchimaru_Draconis> Put one of those small headphone covers on your N64 Joystick. It doesn't hurt as much, is nice and soft, protects the joystick a bit, and your joystick doesn't get all sweaty after several hours of yanking it around.
<P1E> greetings, IRCMonkey <IRCMonkey> Hi, I'm just wandering here, irc 1st timer! <P1E> there's first time for everything I guess <P1E> =] <IRCMonkey> :-)) <IRCMonkey> Good bye! See you! <-- IRCMonkey has quit (Client Quit) <P1E> wow, that was, er, short <CharlieG> the first time usually is
<Cloudy_Bear> hey you know how on the simpsons when they scream, their tongues kinda vibrate? <Cloudy_Bear> well anyway, I was practicing doing that in the bathroom <Cloudy_Bear> and this girl like walks in and is like "uhmm.... hi..?"
<Fredu|mega_sad> vodka would keep us warm <k2tu> so would stroh 80 :P <dr_dna> so would not drinking outside in freezing temperatures