<tomfoolery> there's a small fire burning in my room
              <beretta> lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're
              telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i
              can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the
              other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU
              GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE
              SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and
              overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and
              only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly
              believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging
              support in the form of unneccesary votes