<AaronAFK> Anyone Active?
<SenorWeir> i am
<Spoon35> I think he meant sexually.

<LayMon> PH33r me
<themage> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
<LayMon> woot
<LayMon> i am pheered
* LayMon (c6c2@65.119.99.99) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection
reset by peer))
<themage> oooh, I though you said "PEER me" ... my bad

<crazythunder> does crucial seel virtual memory?

<ruca> my dads work pays for my cable modem so my mom always
says "ERIN! dont look at porn cause dads work will get in
trouble"
<ruca> im like wtf woman you cant even turn my computer on.
dont school me you ho
<ruca> she REALLY believes my dads boss is gonna go up to him
and be like "kevin, we found out your 20 year old daughter
looked at ron jeremys nads last night. explain yourself!"

<totalreality> Dail-up has its Pros
<syphonic> Like..?
<totalreality> like when your girlfriend finds out that you
slept with another girl so she trys to call your house to find
out whats going on or give you shit
<R^J> couldent she just knock on the front door?
<totalreality> Shit! Brb
* totalreality is away: locking the doors

<+Wyrd> Trahnse... will you dye your hair down there and send
me a picture?
<+Ziphy> :x
<+Trahnse> wyrd, I would do that for you if I had hair down
there ;)
<+Ziphy> My dreams just got better ^_^

<_bryan_> its a good thing MS isn't in the condom business

<PSX> my ex told me she was late one time.. i kept telling her
"yea, its going to be ok babe" but in my head i was saying
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCK FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!@#%"
<Skier> heh
<robs> psx: been there done that
<`Nemesis> they call "I'm pregnant, call me!" and then you
fedex them a coathanger with a note that says "You know what
to do.". They generally don't call back after that

<haz3l> Anyone wanna do a wakeup call for me?
<haz3l> I need someone to wake me up in 6 hours
<LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> haz3l: /timer 1 21600 /beep 39482034
<haz3l> really?
<LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> really
<haz3l> Would that owrk?
<LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> yep
<haz3l> :D
<haz3l> lets try 60 seconds
<haz3l> OMG THE BEEEEEPAGE
<haz3l> MAKE IT STOPPP
<haz3l> LGBR HELP

<bhlaab> I want to learn sexual education via the internet! I
know what to do! I'll search for "sex" in google! It will be
an educational journey of science.
<bhlaab> 202,000,000 entries found! I will learn a lot!!

<Palpaleos> ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?
mullet7.jpg
<dn> he looks like a girl
<Him> it is a girl, dn
<dn> she looks like a guy then

<Qualjyn> AOL made a keyboard for their users, it looks like
this:
<Qualjyn>  ____ ____ ____
<Qualjyn> ||A |||S |||L ||
<Qualjyn> ||__|||__|||__||
<Qualjyn> |/__\|/__\|/__\|

@<Yeshua> am I the only one who thinks the black-haired girl
in t.a.t.u is EXTREMELY hot?
@<Echo5ive> Yeshua: I second that erection.
@<Echo5ive> eh, I mean emotion.

<pHluid> It usually takes like 30 days to reroute a fucking T1
line
<mef> why are you telling us?
<pHluid> Just mentioning
<pHluid> Didn't mean to interrupt your meaningful fucking
idling.
<pHluid> So sorry.
<mef> Apology accepted.
<l0st> we all make mistakes

<bunyip> if you can put yourself in situations where you meet
new people that won't hurt
<SporkAndrew> ...become a cult leader
<Lethe> you'll definitely meet some desperate people there :p
<SporkAndrew> just make sure you get them to drink the
poisoned kool-aid first... then they're all fair game...

[ _Bender_ ] Guys
[ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002...
[ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year?

<kuribo> cacti: got any porn haiku?
<CactusJac> Ejaculation
<CactusJac> Spray your load onto my face
<MikeSweetser> It's what's for dinner.

<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to
tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection
reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)

(+Cougem) msns telling me to make sure im on the internet
(+Cougem) how do i check

<Krell> man, im so fuckin thick today
<PinkShirt> your density increased?

<Marticus> i am perusing wil wheatons web log
<toe2toe> What is "being fucking bored and running out of
things to do on the internet"
<toe2toe> oh sorry...  i thought this was jeopardy there for a
second

<an13810> OMFG, My brother keeps his "cum-paper" inside the
compute.

<nuggs> how do i find out my irc number?

<Rabbitoh> hehe 2 years ago I went to Fox Studios in Sydney
where they held the annual 'sexpo' and there was a chick
demonstrating a way in which to make a caste of ones genitals
using a fast drying seaweed based liquid to the groin. she was
on stage standing like a bow legged cowboy, slapping the stuff
on her axe mark beneath her skirt. mmm classy. she then said
it'd be great for guys to carry the replica pussy in their
pockets to play with.. yeahh.. ok lol
<punkrockgirl> you know what else is classy? using the phrase
"axe mark"

<Yarneo> i never found a diff between 16 and 32 bit :|
<Fidel-> thats because u're color blind

<@Wizzard> love is a word men use to get laid
<@Wizzard> actually replace men with teenaged boys
<@SJr> men use money

* Joins: SJr|Tecra (Sjr@west373.authent.sfu.ca)
<RoChess> SJr, i like your new dns, if it had a T in it, i'd
join that college

<+reality|> i love jesus but i couldn't eat a whole one

<S|mb0l|c> how can i view just the hot bitches profiles?

<port80> I was trying to do my washing yesterday, she draggeed
me onto the bed handcuffed me (oh how I struggled) and
*censored* the *censored* out of me.
<Hajitorus> plungered the herpes out of you?
<port80> yes... yes indeed

<xanex> xmms manages to skip about 90 songs in my playlist and
keep playing the same 5 over and over
<xanex> its a new feature, they call it 'MTV mode'

(@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday
(@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my
dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces

01/06/03] [01:52:39 AM] <Gh0sTly-deth> ...
<Gh0sTly-deth> how do i kick my own nick, cause i wanna use
it, mirc crashed and left Gh0sTly logged in
<Lutarez`> ghost
<Gh0sTly-deth> ?
<Duker900> ghost
<Gh0sTly-deth> yes?
<Lutarez`> heh
<Duker900> no command ghost

<Mdar> I see ads for anti-depresents
<Mdar> side effects, constipation and insomnia
<Auri> somehow, I think constipation and insomnia would
contribute to depression...
<Mdar> yeah
<Mdar> do I want to make love with a knife, or not sleep and
shit...

* phieje (~kp12@202.143.48.243) Quit (Quit: kersik putih net 1
pc 12)
<+otaku1> that signoff message really makes ya think
<+Dr`Device> Yeah.
<+Dr`Device> It makes me think "I'm sure glad i don't know
whatever the fuck language that is".

<Dromous> I think a church with a lightning rod shows a
decided lack of confidence.

<stream> i did dxm for the first time
<stream> and i took a shit
<stream> then threw up in it
<stream> and shit splashed all over my face
<stream> hahah

(Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is
there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;)
(Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why?
(One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment?
(Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean
(Oliverglass) uh
(subgeek) Gnome?
(ke1th) GNOME?
(Oliverglass) XP or something

<mulambo`MoD> man
<mulambo`MoD> this dude is fucking everywhere
<mulambo`MoD> every channel i go to he's on
<mulambo`MoD> but he never talks to me
<mulambo`MoD> CHANSERV!!!!!!!!!!
<mulambo`MoD> HELLO!!!!!!!!!

<creepyfufu> what the fuck
<creepyfufu> university of texas is 50% female 49% male
<Ironchef> omfg
<Ironchef> whats the other
<[emoninja]ant> black
<[emoninja]ant> >:D

<JohnWWells> Evening.
* JohnWWells Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Nematocyst> it's not the EVENING
<Nematocyst> 19:29:09
<Nematocyst> ...
<Nematocyst> FUCK

<Afxtwin> I am looking for some really good ascii art
<ecto> I got it
<ecto> but you got to suck my dick first.
<sXr> show him your cok pls
<ecto>            _
<ecto>           /\) _  
<ecto>      _   / / (/\ 
<ecto>     /\) ( Y)  \ \
<ecto>    / /   ""   (Y )
<ecto>   ( Y)  _      ""
<ecto>    ""  (/\       _ 
<ecto>         \ \     /\)
<ecto>         (Y )   / /
<ecto>          ""   ( Y)
<ecto>                ""

<@tkg> im gonna overclocking it
<@tkg> but in winter

tom: you know it's not a good sign when you go for a trip, and
only realize a week later that you forgot to unpack your bag
tom: and your bag includes your deodorant and toothbrush

<SideLabel> Rhodz, there is bad porn.
<Rhodz> Dude, when you can masturbate overa guy getting his
ass licked out coz ur too lazy to fast forward, you can
masturbate to anything
<Rhodz> wait, when you said "bash.org", you didn't mean you
submitted my anal lick quote to bash did you?
<Dramon> no i dont know how
<Dramon> i was just thinking of it at the time
<Rhodz> lol ok cool

<Vang> Hmm, he's suddenly awfully quiet.
<Paul> its tough typing with 1 hand.
<Paul> quote me on that and die, pigs.

<Calmino> my father purchased a mule
<leah^-^> heh
<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123
<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321
<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321

<shoe_> when i watched the two towers the other day... it hit
me ddenly
<shoe_> WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE?

<eddy> school was ok except for the lack of beer

<D3adlode> I just noticed something; 1337 + 666 = 2003 =O