<addendum> !down KorMc
<spodbeet> KorMc (X.X.X.X) Dling "TL.iso" 4GB out of 7Gb at 10
Mbps
<addendum> DAYNG
* gnork orgasms
<gorb> holy shit man, how do you get that?
<gorb> i thought you live in the countryside
<KorMc> i do
<addendum> what the HELL man?
<KorMc> you know the dude who opened the diner next to me?
<bangalore> Peter somethingsome?
<KorMc> yeah him
<KorMc> he got cable for some god-forsaken reason
<KorMc> so i's stealin' from him
<gnork> how the hell did he not catch you yet
<KorMc> the guy knows nothing about computors
<KorMc> So he hired me to "calculate the injectors and
administrate the whatevers"

<Travis> Why don't you just keep your hair brown?
<Alex> It's not brown
<Alex> It's auburn
<Travis> What the fuck is Auburn?
<Alex> ...
<Rex> He's a guy, he only sees like 10 colours or something,
don't do this to him.

*** pipes changed the topic of kiwicon to: - Kiwicon marketing
department back in action!
< rauc> good topic
< pipes> many people in here will know what that means ;)
< rauc> ok...I do not really know what it means, but I am glad
to see
Kiwicon run again. Let me know if I can help
< pipes> rauc: first time we did kiwicon
< pipes> no one wrote any stories
< pipes> so we wrote our own
< pipes> and kind of xss'd em into major news sites

T: that Haitian earthquake is a bad one
T: even the Presidential Palace was destroyed
c: Yeah, nothing was left but two wheels and an axle

<@loans> what client are you using
<sessilenomad> IRC...
<@loans> that's not a client
<sessilenomad> idk what client im using then
<@loans> that's like me asking 'what ISP are you using' and
you saying 'internet explorer'
<sessilenomad> ooooh
<sessilenomad> firefox

<Fattie> I'm fuckin hungry gonna go make some food
<Fattie> if I DC call 911, I probably burned down the kitchen
<[FKU]Greycloak> "Hello? 911? I'd like to report a fire at
74.12.122.225"

<blaxthos> this just in
<blaxthos> waiting on long sql queries < *
<beakman> write better queries.
<beakman> :D
<loon> OH SNAP
<loon> point - beakman
<blaxthos> deleting 17million rows takes a long time no matter
how you slice it
<loon> finally removing all the racist quotes on bash.org?

Chris: well, I only watched Twilight once, so it doesn't
really count.
Mr. Mann: Oh?
Chris: 1st time doesn't count, 2nd means you're curious, 3rd
time and after means you're a faggot.
Chris: my uncle said that
Chris: but I think he was talking about buttsex
Mr. Mann: So basically the same thing ;)

x-c0n: Dude I was so drunk last night.. apparently this girl
said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered,
"Simba".

Jorja: i once saw a building with the '404' number and it was
shut down
Jorja: i laughed

<cirrhosis> GODDAMN IT TO FUCKING HELL
<cirrhosis> WTF....MAN, I OUGHTTA JUST GO FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF
<cirrhosis> jesus fucking christ
<dolph72> ?
<cirrhosis> wife just told me she's prego
<dolph72> Dont shoot yourself
<dolph72> Shoot the asshole that did it

<Computer> this weekend i learned that one of my had-been best
friends has become clinically insane
<Computer> talking to her was one of the more disturbing
experiences i have had in a long time
<Computer> i went home that night and was too depressed to
come outside again
<Mousey> is she single?

<HNS> Sometimes I wish my mind wasn't so quick to racist
thoughts. I saw a group of about 7 black people at Taco Bell
and my first thought was "KFC is that way."

coke420: Woo! Just reached lvl 60 on a 3rd character for WoW!
LexaDead: Great timing on that, I was just looking for a
virgin to sacrifice.

<Pahricida> and I never want to get rickrolled again by my
alarm clock
<Linds-inClass> ROFL
<Linds-inClass> radio clock?
<Pahricida> yeah
<Linds-inClass> hahaha
<Pahricida> it woke me up with a rickroll
<Linds-inClass> that is pure awesome
<Linds-inClass> XD
<Pahricida> :S
<Pahricida> not if it happens to you
<Pahricida> you're like
<Pahricida> ztZZzzZzz
<Pahricida> "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU
DOOOOOOOOOWN!"
<Pahricida> "AH SHUT THE FUCK UP"

<mitkok> Hey, guys. Is there an easy way to split an array of
100 integers for example and write 3 numbers per line
separated by whitespace into a file ?
<Izhido> #include "realeasyfunctions.h"  /     
Split100intArrayWrite3xLineWithWhitespaceInto(FILE* f);

<+Qaizar> damn, i just can't win an argument with my
girlfriend
<@foD> There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither
one works.

<popemichael> I'm thinking about drinking a little tonight
too. It might make my pain pills work better.
<jamie> Isn't there a "do not take with alcohol" warning on
your pill bottle?
<popemichael> It's okay, I took it off.

Crimson_Judas: I overheard this chick at lunch talking to a
friend
Crimson_Judas: About how she had to terminate her pregnancy
when she was young, and now that she's ready for children she
can't get pregnant
lemonlimeskull: Classic case of ABORT, RETRY, FAIL.

<@sxh> newest contract requires "presentable" employees
<@sxh> i don't see how they could expect to find a gq model
that also happens to assemble network infrastructure

<@moss> oh jesus
<@moss> its 6 PM
<@moss> not am
<Tiq> XD
<Tiq> What have you missed, moss?
<@moss> uh... wednesday
<Tiq> HAHAHA

<@parasyte> I went straight on to my room, where I expected my
nice, big bed. So I opened the door...
<@parasyte> ...and saw my sister riding her fat friend
<@parasyte> My first thought was: "wow, she got tits yet " My
second on was: "Wow, he got 'em too"

<Rainman> god, my head is killing me, must be the maths
classes
<Darkduck> you should drink up an aspirine with some vodka and
smoke some weed
<Darkduck> that'll definetly take care of it ;)
<Rainman> dude I'm still at school
<Rainman> where the fuck would I get any aspirine ? :o)

<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was
saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl
every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys
in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a
key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock
is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut
her up.

<+ekolis> I remember the IT support guy at school gave this
HUGE presentation about laptop batteries
<+ekolis> and how you should not even THINK about using your
laptop for a presentation until you make sure the batteries
are ok
<+ekolis> because if it blows up and damages all the fancy new
projectors...
<+ekolis> then your parents will not be happy
<+ekolis> not just a dead kid, but a huge projector bill too

<Jesus> a black baby died and went to heaven
<Jesus> and god looked at him and said, "you've earned your
wings"
<Jesus> and gave the black baby wings
<Jesus> the black baby look up and said, "am i really an angel
now"
<Jesus> and God looked down and said,
<Jesus> "HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT"

Sherri: A man comes home and shouts "Honey! Pack your bags! I
just hit the lottery!"
Sherri: She screams "OMG! What should I pack?"
Sherri: He says, "Everything! Get the f*** out!"

Alex: A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases
packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're
going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400
for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn
money for what I do to you free."
Alex: The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and
comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do
you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I
want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

<popemichael> I was in line to buy a new DVD player. The woman
in front of me was having something delivered.
<popemichael> The clerk asked for her 'street name' she
replied "I don't have one I go by Shanice."

<+Djiem> There, I'm troll-baiting my whole MSN friendlist
<+Djiem> "Oh shit, know what's happening December 2012 ?!?!"
<+Djiem> And if anyone asks me what, I'll say "I turn 30"

<+Dr_Link> SSL certificate: $30.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Dell mainframe server: $1.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Discount cupon: -$80,000.
<+Dr_Link> Getting hacked by a POST injection: Priceless.

<Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around
outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb
<Courtney> mkay hb
<Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE
<Courtney> The black people?
<Phyxius> NO, MY GATES

chrismat: Oki offtopic question. If a laptop bluescreens
during first install, and then when you are using it what is
the cause?
DBuzz: windows

themuffinman217: so what are the specs on your new system?
themuffinman217: did you benchmarck it?
Treeko: 16khz processor
Treeko: 7 bytes of ram
Treeko: 100 bits of harddrive space
Treeko: a 16x16 monochrome display
themuffinman217: qort36i16[okf[23
Treeko: and the audio can do beeps in both high pitch AND low
pitch
themuffinman217: so... dell?

<RetardedMonkey> How would you pronounce this child's name?
<RetardedMonkey> She spells her name..... "Le-a"
<RetardedMonkey> This child attends a school in Livingston
Parish, LA..
<RetardedMonkey> Her mother is irate because everyone is
getting her name wrong.
<RetardedMonkey> She says it's pronounced.................
<RetardedMonkey> "Ledasha"
<RetardedMonkey> When the Mother was asked how in the world
did she figured it should be pronounced that way....... she
said....
<RetardedMonkey> ..."cause the dash don't be silent!"
<RetardedMonkey> English language is gone forever

<~Cor> you know though
<~Cor> how sometimes you get in that mood where romance is out
the window and you just want to shove your dick in something?
* ~Cor is in one of those moods
<&K> I call that mood "awake".

<jman2050> I'm not a fan of the software direction Sony is
taking with the PS3
<jman2050> but the console itself is good
<Davidion> I swear they're just chock full of bad business
decisions as of late
* Shinobi_Arsenal (123@dork-F08770BF.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #
GA
<Davidion> even when they take a good step forward they can't
but help to take one back
<Shinobi_Arsenal> can only be talking about sony
<Davidion> rofl

<massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
<Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger,
but go ahead
<massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked
her?
<Rosti_LFC> errr....
<Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself?
<massacre> no fucking way until I get a second opinion
<Daz> dude she's in the channel
<massacre> no she isn't
<Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up
<Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday
<massacre> fuck
<massacre> PLAN B
<massacre> spam the channel
<massacre> with text
<massacre> so it goes
<Audia> hi
<massacre> off her scrollback
<Rosti_LFC> ahaha
<massacre> FUCK
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
<Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
<Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit
<Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the
meantime tell him the answer is yes
<Rosti_LFC> rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
<Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right
there
<Daz> Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that
badly and still succeed

<olaf> there's a retarded kid who picks up coins
<olaf> well did when we went to high school
<olaf> he would stop for even a penny
<olaf> well, my girlfriend at the time had a huuuuge
collection jar
<olaf> and she brought it to school one morning
<olaf> so we could put them all over the place
<olaf> and we walked outside to where he was hanging out
<olaf> and i pretended to trip and fall
<olaf> right in front of him
<olaf> and the coins went FUCKING EVERYWHER
<olaf> but not only did he pick up all the coins
<olaf> he would pick them up 1 at a time
<olaf> every time he bent over
<olaf> he was there for fucking EVER
<olaf> and then my little sister and my friend zac
<olaf> on one of the days i was suspended
<olaf> superglued a fucking quarter and put it on the ground
<olaf> and it got stuck to his hand
<olaf> and he was swinging his hand around screaming in his
tard voice
<olaf> and, apparently
<olaf> everyone and their god damned mother laughed for ever
<olaf> yeah, i'm a shitty human so what
<||bass> you're my hero

<yalborap> So there're these 'don't start forest fires'
commercials telling me to get my smokey on. And all I can
think is "If an anthromorphic bear in a pair of jeans and one
of those ranger hats comes up and tells me not to set stuff on
fire, I probably already did".

<StanM> Pussy is like MP3s
<StanM> For every one who pays for it, theres thousands more
getting it for free.

<Merrick> Only reason I ever payed attention in economics was
so I could learn how to merchant in Runescape

<stc> Pray to God every morning that you can live.
<Salman> you should also take a shower every morning so that
others can live.

SayLo2MyLilFren: dude im a genesis
ctnpinciotti: ?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i found out how you can get by port 25
blocking
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i did it on my cousins computer
ctnpinciotti: wait...
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ?
ctnpinciotti: genesis?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ya
ctnpinciotti: ah ok, it all makes sense now.
SayLo2MyLilFren: what?

insomniac: why is it that if you grind corn up into mush, eat
it, it shows up as a full kernel in the toilet a few days
later?
Steelix: He's right.
insomniac: what happens in my stomach...
mindule: insom: that's very interesting
PixelGuru: damn
PixelGuru: i pity you when you eat applesauce
insomniac: haha

<TheJoeMan> requested old boss as facebook friend, i wanna see
what happens
<TheJoeMan> maybe she'll finally realize that i'm not on drugs
and am actually like that normally

<Jared> HI Alpha!!!!OMFG ITS S GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU....HOW
WAS YOUR DAY???
<AlphaLemming> I'm frightened.
<Jared> what. im being 'chipper'
<AlphaLemming> no, you're being psychotic
<AlphaLemming> it's a slightly different font

<Random> No one knows what it's like .. to be the bad man
* Nebi has kicked Random from #deltaanime (Sorry to interupt
but I just wanted to say what Beyonce had one of the best
video of all time)

<Error1355>: Cows can feel pain, emotions, depression, etc
just the same as us, so why do we have the right not to be
hurt and incarcerated and they don't? What makes us so
special? If it is our ability to *think* then babies and
mentally handicapped adults should have no rights either. Why
the discrepancy?
<or_something>: well im going to start eating retarded babies
to make that person feel better

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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I'm horny
You: So it is true what they say about you?