<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was
              saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl
              every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys
              in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a
              key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock
              is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut
              her up.