(dosdemon)  I'm downloading something called "vagina vacum
pump in action"
(CautionIAmBoozer)  interesting
(HSS-KUN)  Aww...they spoiled it by putting the plot in the
title. I hate that.

<WarNPeace> There, 12 point font in terminal is readable
nicely
<WarNPeace> 8 was not.
<Cryto> hehe
<Cryto> get new eyes.
<WarNPeace> I'm just getting these broken in
<WarNPeace> Its taken lots of pr0n to get them where they are.
<Cryto> Broken being the key word. :)

[11:03] <nish> gee...this room is really fast - quick
replies!!
[12:47] <Grinko> zoom

Cypher : damnit i hate windows 98
Cypher : "look, you've updated the network drivers, INSERT THE
CD BEFORE THE COMPUTER EXPLODES!!"

mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum

<SpaceCow> moses
<SpaceCow> did he have his own group of folowers as jesus and
mohammed did?
<AL9000> No
<AL9000> He just led the jews out of Egypt
<AL9000> for 40 years
<+Exor[B-A]> heh
<AL9000> Worst. Guide. Ever.
<SpaceCow> hahaha
<+DopefishJustin> hehe
<+DopefishJustin> well God was deliberately making them go in
circles
<+DopefishJustin> because they pissed him off with the golden
calf
<SpaceCow> "Ok, lets go across the desert" *Two years later*
"Wait, lets go back, I dropped a nickel"

<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing
my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90
pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police
they thought it was lightening in my house

<FeralWolf> actually, many Canadians do mock the Columbia
disaster
<AriaStargazer> Pff
<AriaStargazer> they're just jealous because
<AriaStargazer> the closest thing they'll ever have to a space
program is the annual beaver tossing contest

* Rage slaps phucker with his glove
<@Rage> i challange you to a dule
<@Phucker> I challenge you to a spelling-contest.

<CyberMind> ive been programming and using computers since my
old days in the womb.
<CyberMind> umbilical ethernet
<SR71Goku> how fast do you get on it?
<SR71Goku> I'd imagine at least 1gigabit/s
<CyberMind> actually quite slow.
<CyberMind> network was flooded with protein and nutrient
packets.
<SR71Goku> LOL...
<SR71Goku> "Daddy once DoSed my connection..."
<CyberMind> ok im ending it right there.

<cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products
come alive and help me with the chores.
<synec> inhale the fumes more deeply

<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC
<Fenix> program?
<Josh> yees
<Fenix> im not using one

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<Smoothice> Is there any free versions of UNIX?

<matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i
never used a trainer before?
<bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer

<Krizzz989> The Screensavers on techtv said so and their word
is final, sorry

<schnorks> Someday when the internet is bigger, we'll all name
our kids by screennames like KewlKid2445

<c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it..
and im actually starting to like the notices of them going
offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an
aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring
a gun..

<Sloan_Chanston> I wonder if eating dropped froot loops off a
semen-stained floor is acceptable under the 10-Second Rule
convention
<Yeyende> No, I really dont think it is
<Sloan_Chanston> Too late.
<Yeyende> eeeeewww
<Dredly> No. Fucking. Way.
<Yeyende> That is disgusting Sloan
<Sloan_Chanston> Oh, like neither of you have tasted your own
semen.
<Yeyende> ...
<Yeyende> No, I can't say that I have
<Sloan_Chanston> In liberal California we call that
"self-discovery"

<SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright.  Address?
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free!
<SA-Meta> OMG YES!

*** evil_ (~evil@pc1-with2-6-cust37.mant.cable.ntl.com) quit
(Ping timeout)
<@quasirob> all these centuries, we never knew - evil can be
defeated by a ping timeout

<Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so
easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets

<Gothmog> ive got this to say for that pool after about 10:30
at night
<Gothmog> its absolutely fucking freezing
<Zen> arg
<Zen> ur nuts
<Gothmog> yeah they were freezing too

<Andypoo> http://antarctica.starbiz.com.au/
<Andypoo> How much does it cost to go to Antarctica anyway? :)
<nukie> its all downhill, so it wouldn't cost much
<nukie> only costs lots to come back, cause thats uphill

*** Parts: Moses

<Galactic>  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal
mascots
<Galactic>  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic>  the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic>  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking
KILLING some kids
<Galactic>  I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit
WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN
FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic>  fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically
fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic>  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic>  Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic>  FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic>  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin
bitches
<Galactic>  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete
breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and
THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic>  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit
does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic>  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin
RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't
immediately think
<Galactic>  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go
over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic>  NO.
<Galactic>  I'd be thinking
<Galactic>  "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears
tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just
smoking?"
<Galactic>  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A
part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic>  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic>  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to
a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit...
who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck>  not me
<Flaming Duck>  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck>  I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck>  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY
SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck>  bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg
sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck>  don't give me that shit.
<Galactic>  Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic>  Lucky Charms.
<Galactic>  FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic>  Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a
marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year
olds?!?!?
<Galactic>  C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic>  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the
fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic>  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic>  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic>  ....
<Galactic>  KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic>  I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic>  it's just always bothered me."

<Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn
site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really
met i guess

<comet_11> Dj Sexual Innuendo is 'in' the 'house'

<blueroo> Seattle FD has a real time 911 dispatch log online
<blueroo> that's pretty cool
<ircsloth> I bet where I live the log would be like 2
<ircsloth> ours would be like "2:12am Cow on road again"
<ircsloth> "2:30am Drunk guy passed out in middle of road"

<mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think
<mindstorms> take that siemens!
<Darklord-Of-MMF> lol
<mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a
delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"

CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?
sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...

<KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang"
<KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking
a leak in the Men's room
<KT> how could he know..
<Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours?
<scanez> lol
<KT> lol

<Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control
of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.

<K-sPecial> i'm trying to fork a server connection for every
client that connects
<K-sPecial> although i dont want to writ 200 forks down my
main perl script
<fxn> K-sPecial: you can limit your childs if you want
<rastakid> fxn: By using protection you mean?

<DG530>  yo santa's getting foreclosed
<AristaJace>  what?
<DG530>  http://www.aohell.com/santachap11.html
<AristaJace>  if santa was jewish then he wouldn't have these
problems  
<DG530>  lolol
<AristaJace>  he'd hire cheap mexicans to do the work and then
he'd use oxy-clean to make sure it all looked nice and shiny

<tiocsti> ugh
<tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home
<tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on
like a boxster
<tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins
per move when it analyzed a 90 move game
<tiocsti> 15 hrs
<tiocsti> its like half done i guess
<subcube> what?????

<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't
dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General

<Shinji>  I heard Great White's writing a new song after the
disaster
<Shinji>  "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON FIRE
AHHHHH"

<TylerParker> As for the third LOTR
<TylerParker> I hope they don't leave out my favorite part of
the book
<TylerParker> The part with the mushroom cloud at the end that
gets frodo and jarjar binks
<Rabbitoh> dildo binks and baggar vance are the best part of
LOTR
<TylerParker> And then Willy Wonka comes out and gives them
two golden tickets

<Corvis> dead girls dont say no
<Pulp|^^> Dead girls don't need to be bought a drink ^^
<Corvis> dead girls dont need valentines day
<Latino|Awayzz> dead girls dont care if you're finished in 12
seconds flat

* deegan is gone. cupcakes and oralsex @ my mom's place

<Ayisha> Hm.  You know magazines are overusing the suffix
'-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core'
band...
<Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD
<Freyer> lol..
<Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn
<Hiryuu> Cereal porn
<Ayisha> lol O.o
<Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials?
<Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat
chains, ropes and spikes!"
<Ayisha> O.o;;
<Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.

<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of
terrorists
<nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o
<PuffinFreshWog> and bombs
<PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and
then sold to a sock making factory
<PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when
missing, go and buy more
<PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money
<PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists
for making the socks go missingin the first place
<PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding
<PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle

<GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the
topic?
<skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes
in, of course
<GamInTheCity> Oh, of course
<skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of
respect and friendship
<skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of
another's vehicle with your key.
<GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?

<screamingholt> At that stage  was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y
d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed
<screamingholt> Damn...Fn key
<redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak
:P
<redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)

<Merl>: So I suppose you're going to change the world, huh?
Make it a pure Utopia with no war
<Merl>: hunger or pain?
<lyndak>: I would love to change the world, but they won't
give me the source code.

<Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll
<Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again
<Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen
<ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't

<Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss."
<Kristy> :(
<Kosta> hahahaha level 1
<Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter

< kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn
right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd.
The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center
of campus.
< kara> ack, sorry
< BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)

<setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done
<setzer> i was fapping
<setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel
<Miroku> loser
<Miroku> were u in the kitchen
<setzer> no
<setzer> i ran to the kitchen
<setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock
<setzer> i had already finished
<setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel
<Miroku> dunt tell anyone
<Miroku> and see what happens
<setzer> im not going to

<_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out
there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex?
<fatbastard_> be right back
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