<fuzion> omg dude
<fuzion> i had the ebst idea for a picture
<fuzion> there was like 9 asian in the spa @ the apartment
complex
<fuzion> i was gonna snap a pic and label it "steamed rice"

* z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final
tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and
erattic in thoughts and such
<Kristoph> which field?
<z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics
<Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit?
<z2so4> yeah... now I work with them
<Kristoph> :D

<ats> duncan: you brain needs a sleep.. interrupts turned off
<duncan> ats: I have three non-maskable interrupts...
<ats> duncan: wife and two kids?
<duncan> ats: my wife is maskable
<ats> three kids ??
<duncan> ats: yes.  It seemed like a good idea at the time...
* duncan reboots his brain
<-- duncan has quit (Quit: ircII/tkirc)

< st2> I'm sure if you're posting naked pictures of yourself,
there will be a lot of people around to help you.
* drusillia glares at st2
* st2 pulls out the anti-glare screen.

*** hohum (corbe@snoop.burghcom.com) has joined channel #iraq
<hohum> how are you gentlemen?
<hohum> all your base are belong to US

<Tranok>  SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO
<Darkard>  Kill yourself?
<Darkard>  Always a good idea.
<Tranok>  and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but
who are you?

<Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works :)
<Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work?
<Autocracy> because it's me...
<Autocracy> that's usually the case...
<Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me...
* Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next
meeting, to be less obvious.
<Autocracy> eh?
<Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^
<Autocracy> heh
<Autocracy> haha
<Autocracy> lmao
* Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.

<Isengard> arkenstone: if i (one day) have to get a pacemaker,
i'm gonna insist on a serial interface for it ;)
<Isengard> jack meself in at night, check the stats.
<arkenstone> Isengard: my uncle had a ps2 port looking thing
in his side
<Isengard> or usb, that way i could recharge ;)
<golgy> run snmp traps
<galahad> golgy: laugh
<golgy> "Warning: Heart not beating"
<galahad> yeah, it would be amusing
<galahad> the coroner could just grep syslog for "fuxor" to
determine time of death..

<novaflare> why not use windows me
<Maralia> nova
<novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os
hehehe
<Maralia> I was about to say
<Maralia> me < all
<novaflare> windows me owns
<novaflare> till your first crash
<novaflare> then its nothing but crashes
<Phirefly> me = gay
<Maralia> ...

nih: I've had it with young girls.. often emotionally
underdeveloped, insecure and terrible in bed
nih: feel free to prove me wrong ;)
Ruth: lol
Ruth: nah, i agree with you
Ruth: young girls are terrible in bed
nih: they get better once they hit puberty

<Black_Raven[CoS]> how would blasting cookies with fudge and
marshmellows prove the xistance of elves?

<XorioN> o
<XorioN> o/
<XorioN> /o/
<DummeGaas> Heh
<DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o
<DummeGaas> It's fun to stay at the
<DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o

<POSKY|dinner> stop sucking up to him u dicks :P
<Fiery_isles> Element`: i figured out why posky always makes /
me licks comments :D
<Element`> WHY!!?!?!?!?
<Element`> its driving me insane D:!!
<Fiery_isles> cause he thinks we are dicks :D?

<Gartt> hows the job hunt going?
<Lubey> lol not too great
<Lubey> theres sod all
<Gartt> I hear mcdonalds are looking for hard working
enthusiastic individuals
<Lubey> id cook my own dick before working in a mcdonalds
* Kittie-Ash hands Lubey a small guillotine
<Lubey> small?!?!?!?!!??!

<Shadow> You know those Orbit commercials, where the blonde
gives Orbit gum to someone to clean their dirty mouth?
<Shadow> Just once, I wanna see that girl suck off someone,
then chew some Orbit gum
<Shadow> Girl: Orbit gum makes mouths clean!

<SlasherX> #php is all communist based
* @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php
<Ballig> Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank
<Ballig> You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though

Knoxy: Her boobs are like "RAWR!"
Knoxy: Those boobs are like "Rawr."
Foofaloo: i wish they were like "winrar"
Knoxy: Then I could be like "I'm going to WinUnZip my pants
now"
Knoxy: "And wank until I explode all over your WinfACE"

<kuribo> wanna CS?
<TheCat> I'm guessing that stands for cyber sex.
<TheCat> In which case, sure!
<kuribo> counter-strike, you flaming faggot
<TheCat> I knew that...........

DukeMalisto: huh?
DukeMalisto: i've been/am watching black hawk down.
DukeMalisto: later
Lockee: timestamps would help]
Lockee: i said that like 2 hours ago ;P
Lockee: but, hey, i assumed you were there, my bad
Lockee: damn, leaving already?  nobody to talk to here but me
and my dick
Lockee: and we aint on speakin' terms since the mason jar
incident....

<Xavier> Stop poking me
* Zsparke jabs her sharp fingernails into Xavier's arm
repeatedly
<Xavier> hey, that hurts
* Zsparke eats rice and continues to jab Xavier's arm
<Xavier> it's all your fault. when i bleed, i'm blaming you.
<Zsparke> it's not /my/ fault you've got blood.
* Zsparke snarfs her rice

<superghos> i'm gonna go hug my dad just so i can see the
"christ, is he gay?" face

<[ryan]WIN> i should go up to like
<[ryan]WIN> the special ed class
<[ryan]WIN> and find one of those hot retards
<[ryan]WIN> cuz involuntary drooling makes for good oral

<kyhm> Let's just say "arting" doesn't make a good verb... ^_^
* Superkuh is still laughing.
<Ezelek> How about stabbing?
<kyhm> stabbing makes a great verb...
<Kestenvarn> How about stabbed as an adjective?
<kyhm> As in, "I'm feeling stabbed today?"  Doesn't do it for
me...
<Kestenvarn> I'm rather stabbed you would say such a shocking
thing.
<kyhm> Stab it all, why doesn't this stabbed thing work?
<Kestenvarn> I'm stabbed. Why?
<kyhm> Stab me... ^_^
<Kestenvarn> Well, go stab yourself!
<Ezelek> Note to self: Don't let any of them near words. Of
any kind.

Tom says:  It got frightening quite a few times.
Tom says:  Eh, it was a learning experience. 
Ash072 says: I see...do you still feel bad about knocking up
the retarded chick?
Ash072 says: hello?
Tom says:Oh, sorry.
Tom says:Which one? 
Ash072 says:  That's my boy...can't even remember all the
retarded chicks he'
Ash072 says:  he's slept with
Tom says:  Hey, if they don't remember, neither will I.
Ash072 says:  Thank god for that drug!

<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit.
<Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for
wit and charm, though.
<POINGjam> I see.
<POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit.
<Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw
attention away from the fuck..
<Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him.
<POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain.

<jent> cuz it hates you
<jent> thats what i always blame my problems on
<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it
calls its friends

<8trac> Is it my fault if I think humanity is best seen
through a sniper scope?

<@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF
<XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law.
<frash> hahaha

[20:21] <cooldaw13>  2nd Hint: 176*   30.0 secs & 12 Points
Remaining
[20:22] <cooldaw13>  3rd Hint: 176*   15.0 secs & 6 Points
Remaining
[20:22] <StealthStalker> 1760
<StealthStalker> 1761
<StealthStalker> 1762
<StealthStalker> i give up
<cooldaw13>  Times up!  The answer was ->  1763  <-
<StealthStalker> OMG

<EricClancy> guys
<EricClancy> do you pronounce it live or live?

<+TreeSquid> From: "Lots_Of_Lobster@I-Like_Lobster"
<+TreeSquid> Subject: Click here for chance to win 50 lbs.of
lobster!
<+TreeSquid> what the fuck, lobster spam?!

<kisama_> http://www.washu.org/cosplay/kat09/
katsucon-09-042.jpg
<kisama_> AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET FAT GIRLS NEAR A MAI
COSTUME
<DrNick668> i try not to let fat girls near anything, but its
physically impossible. they're closer to everyting by default

<mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid
<mindfuck> No manual entry for how
<mindfuck> No manual entry for to
<mindfuck> No manual entry for get
<mindfuck> No manual entry for laid
<mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail#
<mindfuck> <|:]
<Nikita> sucks
<Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that
<Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something...

<b1u3> we got this admin dance that never fails to eventually
resurrect a crashed database server

<herze> miss pearl
<herze> my love for you is like diherrea
<helpimarock> what
<herze> i just cant hold it in
<madpunk-nap> omg
<helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh
<madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite
<helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard
<madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop
<herze> haha
<herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in
you
<herze> i have a few more
<madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep
<herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another?
<herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow
the hell out of me

<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the
world is???
<Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?

<Clecky> hey
<SargeZT> Hey
<SargeZT> SEX?
<Clecky> sure
* Clecky sex
* SargeZT sex
<SargeZT> Done
<SargeZT> Cya
<Clecky> bye

(peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...)
* Rose_w (~Personal@c-134-84-89.f.dial.de.ignite.net) has
joined #mirc
<Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke
more
<Rose_w> I can't smile about this
<@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers  - thus the
peer the message refers to is actually your own client.
<@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to
the server has problems.
<@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the
server as the peer; )
<@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network -
perhaps the irc server itself..
<Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens
<@peer> Rose_w, you want my address?
<Rose_w> peer i want an Answer
<eina> geez this sounds way to serious and i no be
undrestanding anything  so alhoa
<@peer> <-- scared
<@Shustrik> Rose_w if You think peer is abusing Your
connection, You can contact IRC ops for help
<@Zardos> as I have explained to Rose_w, we have tried to talk
you out of disconnecting people..
<Rose_w>  i want only chat without problems you unterstand ;)
<Rose_w> i have this server so long and i haven't this
problems till today
<Rose_w> just a moment please
<Rose_w> Hello  Peer. I would like gladly unimpaired chat. But
if you always do not break my connection off go that. I
apologize also for itwhich I was so sour. You must understand
me. It nervt if you to start continuously again must.
<Rose_w> my Gramatikal is so terible sorry
<Ace_DK> [21:47:48] * YaN- (plotkin@bzq-70-4.red.bezeqint.net)
Quit (Connection reset by peer) - you think that is peer to?
<Rose_w> yes i think so isn't it
...

< AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any
good
< Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with
Linux ?
<@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.

<Graceless> I've learned that I cannot make someone love me.
All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

(@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check
the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the
bedrooms".
(@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard.

<[ccp]Gib_Omelet|work> i know one mac user. he says if i keep
teasing him, he's gonna call the other 6 and beat me up

AdamGoods> A seagull just took my sandwich!
AdamGoods> brb!!!!
AdamGoods> Ok, we're good now. I traded it some tylenol for my
sandwich back.
AdamGoods> Wait, this isn't mayo!!!
AdamGoods> Nobody say anything.
AdamGoods> I'm a one man show.
AdamGoods> I'm a one man band. I can walk in my corduroys and
play the kazoo!
AdamGoods> Ziddlelum Zum Zuuuuum ZEEP!
Fink-Ployd has quit IRC (QUIT: Stealing in the name of the
lord.)
AdamGoods> No, don't leave! I was just kdding!! I get why your
name is so funny!
AdamGoods> *kidding
AdamGoods> whew. that was close. didn't want you guys to think
that I couldn't spell kidding
AdamGoods> *kdding
uni2> £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ
KiKAzZ> AdamGoods.....
KiKAzZ> wtf is wrong with yo
KiKAzZ> you*
AdamGoods> Oh...phew.
AdamGoods> I thought you were asking me what's wrong with yo.
I have no problem with the aforementioned Spanish pronoun/
ebonic salutation.

<sirex> is there an enlightenment key sequence to run a
command without a shell?
<Ralp> Probably
<sirex> thanks ralp
<Ralp> I'm here to help!
<Ralp> Wait, no I'm not, I'm here to avoid the drudgery of my
real life and wallow in denial.

( +la_haine ) some bloke just turned up at my office saying he
was here for an interview with the BBC
( mademoiselle ) wtf
( +la_haine ) that's what I said
( _seb_ ) do you work at the bbc?
( +la_haine ) well, no
( +la_haine ) hence my confusion
( mademoiselle ) it would have been even funnier if you were
in taiwan
( _seb_ ) ah then i can see how you would be confused
( +seraph ) ROFL
( +la_haine ) it's like 'sorry, I think you're in the wrong
city'
( mademoiselle ) hehe
( +la_haine ) 'there's no BBC here'
( +la_haine ) 'you want London - about 2 hours that way'

<Spingo> I know of many MAN installations. I have even done a
few myself.

<treepwood> i wanna go anna nicole tipping

<timmo> i need to learn the piano part to
<timmo> journey - faithfully
<Mutation> heh, never heard of that, whats the genre?
<McMoo> you've never heard of journey?
<Mutation> they could be only american....
<Mutation> and havn't tried to go international yet

<Apollo-> 12,000 tourists went to Antarctica in 2000
<eclypse> why the hell would you want to go there ;)
<eclypse> "WOW, its insanely cold and very white."
<eclypse> "if you look to your left you see some snow, to the
right, some snow, behind us, a bigass piece of ice."
<eclypse> "and if you look around you you'll see several more
complete morons who paid about what you did to see this shit"

<shigelojoe>Y'know, the NAACP is always complaining about how
black unemployment is up half the time
<shigelojoe>but if you think about it, the last time there
were no unemployed black people in America, they didn't have
benefits to go with it
<shigelojoe>like freedom, for instance