Quote #75154

#75154
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<Galactic>  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal
              mascots
              <Galactic>  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
              <Galactic>  the Trix rabbit, for example
              <Galactic>  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking
              KILLING some kids
              <Galactic>  I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit
              WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN
              FUCKIN MONEY.
              <Galactic>  fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically
              fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
              <Galactic>  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
              <Galactic>  Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
              <Galactic>  FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
              <Galactic>  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin
              bitches
              <Galactic>  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete
              breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and
              THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
              <Galactic>  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit
              does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
              <Galactic>  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin
              RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't
              immediately think
              <Galactic>  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go
              over and share some of my cereal with him"
              <Galactic>  NO.
              <Galactic>  I'd be thinking
              <Galactic>  "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears
              tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just
              smoking?"
              <Galactic>  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A
              part of this complete breakfast"
              <Galactic>  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
              <Galactic>  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to
              a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit...
              who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
              <Flaming_Duck>  not me
              <Flaming Duck>  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
              <Flaming_Duck>  I mean, I eat when I get up
              <Flaming_Duck>  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY
              SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
              <FLaming_Suck>  bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg
              sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
              <Flaming_Duck>  don't give me that shit.
              <Galactic>  Back to stupid cereal mascots...
              <Galactic>  Lucky Charms.
              <Galactic>  FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
              <Galactic>  Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a
              marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year
              olds?!?!?
              <Galactic>  C'mon now, Lucky.
              <Galactic>  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the
              fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
              <Galactic>  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
              <Galactic>  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
              <Galactic>  ....
              <Galactic>  KILL THEM, BITCH!
              <Galactic>  I dunno why I went off on this rant here
              <Galactic>  it's just always bothered me."
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