<Imajin> I bet you havent heard of Hingham MA either.
<Foom> no, but i've heard of MA.
<||bass> ive seen MA on the map....
<||bass> it's purple!
<||bass> :D

<jGoo> i wish when you guessed a channels key it didnt say
(need correct key), i recon it should say things like (warmer)
(WARMER) (HOT!!)
<jGoo> .....?
<jGoo> does this nick make me look fat?

<IndianElvis>: I AM NOT TALKING LOUD I AM JUST USED TO THIS ,
I AM A COBOL PROGRAMMER

<[ _Bender_ ]> Guys, I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002...
Can I still install that this year?

<CommanderStab> I once knew a guy who impersonated a teenage
girl on the Internet
<CommanderStab> He tricked married men into believing he was a
14 year old Swedish girl and then said that "she'd like to get
a call from him but Dad woudl get suspicious if he heard the
phone ring".
<CommanderStab> So they'd give him their phone number and he'd
use it to trace their addresses down and find out information
about them.
<CommanderStab> Then he'd blackmail them into giving him their
bank account details.
<heythere> ... did he get caught? ^^"
<CommanderStab> Apparantely the cops came around a couple of
times investigating him. He always told the cops that he had
got the information pretending to be a 14 year old girl that
the men had wanted to get in contact with.
<CommanderStab> Apparantely nobody ever pressed further
charges =D
<heythere> damn ... i gotta try that!

<ziz> i wrote a haiku
<ziz> but it is not very good
<ziz> so i won't share it
<Nastard> i wrote one myself
<Nastard> it is much better than yours
<Nastard> i should write some more

<downizzlslopizl> i vote for steve erwin for the internet's
patron saint
<DrFurious> i nominate hitler
<DrFurious> saint hitler
<beej> ...
<beej> well he did kill millions of the religious opposition
<beej> I guess
<DrFurious> yeah
<beej> if you wanna look at it that way
<DrFurious> and he stopped the depression
<beej> there is that
<downizzlslopizl> he almost got rid of those dirty jews
<beej> he revived the german furnace indistry
<downizzlslopizl> omg bj
<DrFurious> haha
<downizzlslopizl> that was the msot horrible thing
<DrFurious> haha
<downizzlslopizl> i ever heard
<downizzlslopizl> rofl
<DrFurious> his freezing experiments furthered science in
leaps and bounds

<SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a
peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm
glow of a CRT with a good PDF?

<DrNick668> i was clever enough to flush a condom in a toilet
and now if i look down the drain in my bathroom there is a
condom snagged on something hanging halfway down the hole
<DrNick668> i can't move it
<Livewireo> drain the toilet and dig it out
<c-rOCK> fuck that
<c-rOCK> eat some burritos
<c-rOCK> attack with force.

<@cray> ^^_
<@cray> oh shit
<@cray> picasso smilies
<@cray> ^_^

<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've
always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever
since I was a kid.
<Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd
ever get to becoming a Jedi.        
<Jordan> *nods*
<jagyd> god save the queen

<Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM
<Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality
<Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles
with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?

«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there?
«RazoR»: you suck cocks
Zerg_Predator: yeah
Zerg_Predator: hey!
Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem
Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion
«RazoR»: you suck cocks is not a question
«RazoR»: It's a fact

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

<Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^
<nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt..
* Arttemis kills nem
<Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch.
<D> You can't even look at the menu.
<Arttemis> Sure I can.
<Arttemis> As long as no one sees me.
<D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a
cigarette.
<D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school
zone.
<Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.

<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my
thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six.
<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool
Site. What The Fuck? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.

DasKrav: What do gay horses eat?
DasKrav: *limp wrist wave* Hey

<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was
<Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite?
<Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb

<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/

<Abstract> wb
<Wolf> thanks
<Wolf> I'm jelous of my computer
<Abstract> why?
<Wolf> It gets more fucked up than i do

tophyr: dude it smells like updawg in here
CowboyVik124: hey instant winner playing this fri at somewhere
wanna go
tophyr: IT SMELLS LIKE UPDAWG IN HERE
CowboyVik124: updawg?
tophyr: DAMMIT.
CowboyVik124: in watching van wiler
tophyr: ASK WHAT IT IS
CowboyVik124: wilder
CowboyVik124: i did
tophyr: NO ASK WHAT IS
CowboyVik124: what is it
tophyr: OMFG.
tophyr: WHAT IS UPDAWG
tophyr: GOD
CowboyVik124: what is updawg
tophyr: YES.
CowboyVik124: what is it
tophyr: omfg
tophyr: say it out loud
CowboyVik124: updawg?
tophyr: SAY "WHAT IS UPDAWG" OUT LOUD
CowboyVik124: i am
tophyr: AND YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.
tophyr: TEXANS!

<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira
soundtrack best.
<ignatios> or "Japanese"
<Schatten|DRUNK> shut up

<Nope> how fast does semen travel?
<Dzza> slow
<Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast

[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with
some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate you

<Mystiq> GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF BUSH I
WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANANA

<Bofia> YOU're already addicted
<Bofia> to p0rn
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> ive been addicted for three years
dumbass
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> youre addicted to gay porn
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> after the "incident" with your father
<SA-MoP> you are the one looking at granny porn
<Bofia> Youre addicted to granny fuckings
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> im not looking at granny porn, there was
a popup advertising it!
<Bofia> sure..... we all beleive you...
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> last time i checked, i didnt have
control over what popups these sick bastards put on their
sites!
<Bofia> yea tell that to your fucked granny....
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> my grandma is dead fucker
<Bofia> I think u fucked her to much

<Sk1nn3r> I like teenagers becuse all you have to do is
supersize thier dinner and they put out.

<Hostility[B-A]> new reality show
<Hostility[B-A]> 1 man
<Hostility[B-A]> 25 women
<c0ldfyr3`HW> haha
<Exor[B-AFK]> hottub? :D
<c0ldfyr3`HW> 5 hottubs
<Hostility[B-A]> 15 dream dates
<Hostility[B-A]> in the end they find out he has aids
<Hostility[B-A]> yes
<Hostility[B-A]> Joe Aids
<Exor[B-AFK]> roflmao

<xohs-busy> WE WILL TRADE OUR SONS
-Ragga- tr*de is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
...
<xohs-busy> doc-brown, heh, that's an exageration
-Ragga- r*tio is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched

<korinne> cows would live a lot longer if they werent made out
of steaks and leather

<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe
<WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking
<FiZi> Time for a shower booz
<WO-BOoz> nuts to that

<FiZi> Radu
<FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?
<Tac0> dongles
<Tac0> now youre just makin shit up

<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1
*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)

<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today
<·@PH·> so i can study for macro
<·%Neppy·> macro?
<·Namek·> polo

< terminus> I'm not the "i am 37173, give me warez!" type
though lathiat
<@Lathiat> anyway bbl
< terminus> Oops I spelt elite wrong, I don't know leet-speak
well enough
< terminus> 37337 I meant
<@Lathiat> u mean 31337
< terminus> Sorry I blew my cover now you know I'm not really
elite

<Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a
bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the
full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off,
he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back,
inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to
within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a
true professional. Then, at the very end, completely
unexpected.. 'she stands up'
<Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :|
<Paul_> i was horrified.
<Paul_> the pyschological implications....

(slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
(slippy): it said "may contain nuts"

<olah> what does 'dunno' mean?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> anyone else?
<goof> i said i don't know
<olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?
<goof> I DON'T KNOW !!
<olah> yeah, i know
<goof> then why do you ask?!
<olah> because i want to know!
<goof> you said you DID know!
<olah> no, i know that you don't know
<goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!
<olah> what, then?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!
<goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !!
<goof> aargh...stupid...

<xoiprocs> it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz
i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave
<obi`> haha
<obi`> i put my dog in the microwave once
<obi`> but i didn't press the button
<obi`> i just wanted to see if he would fit
<obi`> ...just in case
<xoiprocs> ok..
<obi`> you're the one that killed your guinea pig

<`torm`> i like ur mom
<Cyphatic> necrophiliac
<`torm`> 0ipoi
<`torm`> [ pjpi i\o
<`torm`> [ppjp[
<`torm`> sopjrry
<`torm`> sorry
<`torm`> i like ur sister
<`torm`> i heard she is very hotz
<Cyphatic> pedophile
<`torm`> ophr

<Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate
:  *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit

<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate
turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins.  It
would be awesome traveling around the world to assass
people." 
<B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?"
<Pac>: No, he said "assass"

<B-Love>:  Where the fuck did all the forks go?
<Fect>:  I ate them.
<B-Love>:  Why the fuck did you eat a fork?
<Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware?
<B-Love>:  YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE!

<ziz> the internet is boring
<ziz> i want the expansion pack

<SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere
<SunTzuX> should be called*
<[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most
important part of the sentence?

<D-BOY> MK, you shouldn't assume so much
<chockoman> YEAH
<chockoman> YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING DOES
<chockoman> IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU
<chockoman> AND SOME GUY NAMED MING

<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a
shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at
your mouse =\

<TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the
desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's
Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn.
Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :)

Helix04: we had a debate in lit today
Helix04: alec did our conclusion
Helix04: he ended by calling the entire opposing team
communists
Helix04: I don't think we won

<Jester|TV> im not much of a programming fan...but i guess my
teacher was a dumb biatch which is why
<Jester|TV> well theres some programming in the telecomm as
well
<Martel> I'd never done real programming until first year
<Martel> I like how the word programming lined up 3 times
<Martel> YES!
<Martel> 4