<Kindred> I got a question: If you're driving in your car at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens? <Devilbunny> Kindred: It's all in your imagination. Putting "R-Type" stickers on your tarus will not give it enough extra horse power to reach any signficant fraction of the speed of light, no matter the size of your spoiler.
<JB> When I was a kid, you could just admire a naked woman. She didn't have to be defecating.
Hobbes_: Hmm. Hobbes_: I'm too lazy to use the mouse, and go to the address window. Hobbes_: http://movies.yahoo.com Hobbes_: Wait. Hobbes_: Shit. Hobbes_: I have to click that. =(
<PERL_ZEALOT> ( E@3 ) <PERL_ZEALOT> / /U <Brass> Whassat, Perl? <PERL_ZEALOT> Goatse.
(Serial) where can i buy speakers online (@NJD) www.speakersonline.com (Serial) australian (@NJD) www.speakersonline.com.au
SilverJstr: I dreamt it snowed last night SilverJstr: like, 20 inches SilverJstr: I woke with a scream ThanatoChaos: Canadian nightmares.
<malkygoat> i've donated 1000hours of CPU time to SETI <ozzmosis> malkygoat: you know in about 20 years time the alien ships will land here on Earth and demand to know why we've been DOSing their alien network 20 light years away with random packets
<gribble> might apply for some jobs I don't have a jews chance in Auschwitz of getting
<Ayesha> half the men in my family have mullets XD <dunderhead> are half the people in your family in serious relationships with other people in the famly as well? <dunderhead> thats usually the consequence of rocking the mullet
<Beren87> A swift kick in the pants <Beren87> that's always my suggestion <Beren87> for anything really <Beren87> Need to move a mule? A swift kick in the pants. Need orange juice? A swift kick in the pants <Beren87> It's very multi-purpose <TheXPhial> I need a gift for a friend
<Direw0lf> Sauki get some gerbils <Direw0lf> i've been told they're all sorts of fun <KhamulPPC> Especially with the optional extra of a microwave <Direw0lf> hehe <Sauki> gerbils? <KhamulPPC> You got something against gerbils? <Direw0lf> add helium and you've got gerbiloons <Sauki> i'm sure they taste good <Sauki> but i'm never sure what sauce to put with them
<Elise> hey do u have the compu wholesale purchase order at all? <logik> ? <logik> ummm <Elise> so? <logik> why do u need it <Elise> cause im attaching the invoice and entering it in myob then i need to do the billing .... <Elise> why do u ask? <Elise> have u eaten it or something? <Elise> ;) <logik> nah you see <logik> the thing is <logik> there was no toilet paper around
<barka> one more time, anybody around here use StrokeIt? <e> no, I prefer KY Jelly <barka> Y2KY Jelly. <barka> To cram 4 digits where only 2 used to fit.
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NeoNess19: new reports say that being with friends boost your immune system LippyTaK: unless youre sharing needles
<@Blaxthos> so apparently my 17yo cousin has VD <@seiki> heh <@seiki> Blaxthos: sucky <@Blaxthos> yea, she's hot )-;
NeoNess: My cell phone rang in the church and everyone looked at me. I answered it and someone told me to turn it off. I told them it was god and he was furiously angered at them, and he would smite them with his holy fist. I proceeded to scream "Repent!" at the top of my voice. long story short, I dont have to go to church anymore
<Sarah> Press 321 to talk to 18/f/dick <W0lf> Eww <The Void> 321 <The Void> Wait, shit.
<Justin> Sluts are like web hosts - they spend all their time going down.
SweetPeaches708: i can hack ur comp and send u a virus if u dont tell the truth and dont stop scaring my friend SweetPeaches708: s SweetPeaches708: my dad works for aol SweetPeaches708: i know how to do these type of things aedenww2: omg aedenww2: hahahahahahahahahaha aedenww2: BASH.ORG
<RogueFoxx> I'm going to go outside <RogueFoxx> where no nerd has gone before <RogueFoxx> pray for me
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc <Murdoc> hey <Murdoc> dont you pee on me
<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now <Ex0duz> watched star trek ? <Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/
(VapOr) what the command 2 setup the bunnyscript? <Stormcaller> just press alt-f4 to bring up the setup menu <@shp|away> format c:/q [Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: FFS GOTO SLEEP NN ALL have sweet dreams] <@shp|away> lol <Stormcaller> ROFL [J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com] <Stormcaller> hahaha * @shp|away points and laughs <@shp|away> i think he meant ctrl-F4 [P] VapOr has left #lobby [J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com] <@shp|away> rofl (VapOr) pfff <@shp|away> sorry <@shp|away> really <Stormcaller> hah <@shp|away> that was cheap (VapOr) ok i d/l it then i installed it <Stormcaller> next you'll be telling him its "/quit i am a ponce" (VapOr) "/quit i am a ponce [Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: i am a ponce] [J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com] <Stormcaller> lol (VapOr) cool (Diamond_Viper) lol fool <@shp|away> well now he knows three new commands anyways
<cemil> what does it mean? :) <cemil> /dev/hda4 24G 33M 22G 1% /db <cemil> /dev/hda4 on /db type ext3 (rw) <tibyke> it means you have to contact your systems administrator <cemil> i am :)
<delzi> Arguing in the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarted.
<MiKe> r0bz0r: u have to be a special member <r0bz0r> Ohhh <r0bz0r> Ok <r0bz0r> I'm special. My mum said so
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<Sion_Barzahd> So there are only 3 votes and since that is not enough I will have to choose myself. <DecmlCat> </Bush>
<+BarkerJr> why is 'crontab -r' one key away from 'crontab -e'? <@Paladin> Natural Selection
<frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ...
<Nash> YES…they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus <Nash> looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison <DDR4life> serves him right <DROSS> Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is <FiringSquad> He’ll probably catch a different type of virus in prison <LexiusTheGenuis> poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin <Sczoyd> cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads <Antibig> theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum <FiringSquad> looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed <Sczoyd> I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive <JSP> a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot <Sczoyd> his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop <ShinKurro> someone will find out a new way to spread viruses <Nash> okay, that wasn’t really called for.
<NightGyr> have you tried EFnet? <hamann> No, I don't do drugs
<dan-o2> hay dudes my gf broke up with me I dont know why <dan-o2> I just slapped her with my cock
DarkLerner: My Away Msg Is Creative Check It Ouy My Own God 13 13: ... Auto response from DarkLerner: Sleepz. My Own God 13 13: o god My Own God 13 13: thats awsome
* Aphal sets mode: +b brit!*@* <Aphal> haha i got u * Kat sets mode: -b brit!*@* <Aphal> wtf * Aphal sets mode: +b cats!*@* * Kat sets mode: -b cats!*@* <Aphal> >:| * Aphal sets mode: +b polaris!*@* <Kat> k <Aphal> :D <Polaris> :(
<Hydra> * penguin has joined #12-15yrz <Hydra> <penguin> any chicks there <Hydra> lol <Kevorkian> what scares me hydra, is that you are in that channel
<whifflebat2000> Holy crap... this is incredible. Never played this level. Great atmosphere. <Seppel> Whiff: Finally make it to level 3 on Super Mario Brothers?
<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year <matterless> Good, it builds character. <pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming
<Lhayn> WTF? Who would kill over a dollar? <DMA> bums <Lizardman> Transients. <Lhayn> ...In normal society? <DMA> CEOs
<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed? * MeLearnin brb taking a shit....
<Treppenwitz> my computer is not seeing my mouse <Mephistopheles> hold it up in front of the webcam if you have one <Mephistopheles> then take pictures
<thebluetml> everyone doesn't like me <thebluetml> so i told my mom <thebluetml> and she said i was cool <thebluetml> other than the fact i have glasses, acne and 6 fingers on my left hand.
-> *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he thinks he's imagining it :) <OperServ> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST BASTARD <Lifespike> OPER, NO <Lifespike> dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR <@LagServ> YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY <Lifespike> nooo <Lifespike> SOMEBODY CALL KEN <Lifespike> SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX <Lifespike> THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME <LagServ> GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT! <Lifespike> really? <LagServ> YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST. <Lifespike> what do i have to do? <LagServ> You must travel into the wilderness, naked. You must stay there for 18 days. You must fuck every goat you encounter and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O. <Lifespike> holy shit, i never knew this was real <Lifespike> i'm gonna do that soon, i swear <OperServ> DIE! <MemoServ> DIE! <NickServ> DIE! <Lifespike> THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE <Lifespike> FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE *** Quits: Lifespike <Ariakas> Wow. <Ariakas> I'd make a hell of a psychologist.
<BLIZZ> the Xbox 2 will include high-end gaming hardware, a mini-fridge capable of holding an entire case of soda or beer, an air-conditioning unit, a four slice toaster, a TIVO unit, cup holders, a diaper changing table, a trash can, and a refillable toothpaste reservoir. Even the new extra large controllers - designed specifically for use by basketball players - will incorporate heated buttons and miniature LCD screens so you don't miss out on any of the action <BLIZZ> but thats just my prediction....... <around-Bellerophon> no way...not gonna happen....they'd never pull off the refillable toothpaste reservoir
<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war <AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them?
<elitotaco> ok <elitotaco> ive got to go finish cleaning my room <elitotaco> or else i cant go camping <-- elitotaco has quit () <asshat> OMG what a loser <asshat> gtg moms calling
<crazycaleb> cmon ham :( youre one of my favorites <Hamzifer> favorites? <Hamzifer> I dunno if i'm that 'important'. <crazycaleb> your name makes me think of hamtaro, that might be why <Hamzifer> ..your a sick little man.
<Taiken> I had this dream once... <Taiken> Where my penis grew teeth and attacked me. <woosh> dude <woosh> Your penis is cool. <woosh> I want Taiken's penis <Kyle> .. <woosh> That sounded so wrong. <Kyle> Yeah.
<%PeteriD> Ladies and gentlemen <%PeteriD> Michael Bolton Has threatened to kill me <xnoblefoxfirex> ohhh micheal bolton <xnoblefoxfirex> I know Id be scared <@bunnzy> whats he gonna do? <@bunnzy> love you to death? <@_pali> release another album! >_< <@bunnzy> maybe he'll hold you down, and get his mate kenny G to molest you with his saxaphone!