<Karnaugh> if sex is shitty, you're doing it wrong
<BinX> Or you're doing anal.

<jd> i'm hung like planet pluto
<drew> hard to see with the naked eye?

<WI-RaZ0r> ok fuck u bitch
<ArmedFred> The only thing insulting about that sentence was
the terrible spelling

<klafka> Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose
of bacteria and other contaminants
<Tecato> What's some contaminants when it comes to a bigger
penis?
<klafka> what if your penis turns green?
<Tecato> Will it be big?
<klafka> monstrous
<Tecato> Then you could name it Hulk.
<Tecato> And before you have sex you could scream "HULK SMASH!
"

<pies> stop teh flaming !
<grandja> hahah! I hear you man!
<pcverden> Grandja I told u not to listen to those voices in
your head. THEY ARE NOT THERE!!!!!
<cantona> No point saying that! He just thinks you are another
one!

* demo20b has joined #odoru
<timeless> stfu
* demo20b has quit IRC (Exit: if you stand at the top of a
very tall building, do u eva feel like jumping off?)
<timeless> omg
<timeless> thats all i takes to get rid of him??

<Jaron>  I DONT WANT TO INSTALL WINAMP!!
<Jaron>  its bloated, it takes over all my files, and crashes
all the time
<Jaron>  If i wanted that, i'd just use Media Player

<Wario> can't sleep.  clowns will eat me
<Kyle> Instead of sleeping..
<Kyle> Scan your boobies. :D
<Trunks> Yeah.
<Trunks> That works.
<Trunks> That'd be funny if her parents walked in.
<Trunks> Tits on the scanner.
<Kyle> "Hmm. This is awkward."

<Trippin^Chick> it wouldnt hurt to talk u know
<Trippin^Chick> i know coz i talk all the time
<Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want
to have them answered immediately
<Trippin^Chick> really?
<Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do?
* Trippin^Chick shrugs
<Trippin^Chick> can i lie?
<Hash_Pipe> im a cop you idiot
<Trippin^Chick> cool
<Trippin^Chick> really?
<Hash_Pipe> stop it!
<Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do?
<Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want
to have them answered immediately
<Trippin^Chick> Hash_Pipe...has any1 ever had the heart to
tell u that ur boring?
<Hash_Pipe> stop whining......
<Trippin^Chick> who was whining?
<Hash_Pipe> stop it!
<Hash_Pipe> stop whining......
<Hash_Pipe> i hope you leave enough room for my fist because
im going to ram it into your stomach
<Trippin^Chick> ur not a very nice person r u Hash?
<Hash_Pipe> stop whining......

<CF> MMORPG players are freaks.
<CF> If I ever have kids, and I catch them doing anything with
a computer except for normal stuff like porn and hacking into
school to change their grades, I will beat their asses like a
red headed step child.

<Lisy-lis> ..am I a geek for trying to make the top quotes on
bash have exactly 1337 votes?

<mungbean> using VB is like masturbating with a cheese grater.

<Suiko> how the fuck could a search for 'final fantasy 7
manga' bring up 'harry potter yaoi'

<-yper-orse> mamma mia
<-yper-orse> my my
<-yper-orse> i cannot resist u
<-yper-orse> mamma mia
<Squeeks> "With Dragon Voice, you too can flood IRC Channels
as you sing to ABBA"

<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know
about it
<Gray|ogl> doh.

<Crispy`> My teacher let me Clear the junk off the student
computers in class today. Total AIM Buddy Lists cleared for
good: 5 Total videos of kiddy porn deleted: 3 Total MILF
Hunter videos deleted: 4 Total Virus games downloaded off
kazaa in hopes it will be the right game: 7 Knowing I'm not
alone: Priceless.

* hunterkll kneels and prays liek a good knight
<hunterkll> hunterkll: you have earned 10 virtue points and 5
strengthpoints
<hunterkll> and access to two hints
<hunterkll> heh :D
<jgannon> However, you still have -8 charisma.

<bleak> ablsh vwls! vwls r spm!
<bleak> t's wll knwn fct tht vwls s t mch bndwdth
<Alanna> bleak: OMG, for a moment there I thought that you had
learned Welsh

<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.
<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that
with Reagan
<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got
elected

Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex
AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come
to call
AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing
AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3
seconds and she goes "what the fuck?"
Dieldo: Lol

onkeybutt87: I have no work ethic
onkeybutt87: or ethics
onkeybutt87: in a related note, I'm going to go hit babies

<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?

<Firien> damn girls
* iBaller will never understand them
<Firien> they drive you round the bend
<Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P
<iBaller> XD

<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't
have a nutsack
<Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not

<spender> listen gentlemen
<spender> i will tell you a tale
<spender> of an interesting proof
<spender> it came to me in a vision
<spender> it proceeds as follows:
<spender> Claim: The set of functions f : |N -> { 0, 1 } is
uncountable
<spender> Proof:
* kronixx thinkz spender needs a gf
<spender> SILENCE

BuXtonZer0: i dunno why its such a good combo
BuXtonZer0: the goldfish are crunchy and cheesy, while the
coke is cold, refreshing, sweet, and breaks down the goldfish
Benihana420: and your teeth
Benihana420: at the same time
BuXtonZer0: another plus

<-yptosis> Hey, I took a picture of my wang like df did. Let
me upload it.
<-yptosis> It'll take a bit, it is a 9 meg file.

<@Zero> adding an h next to an s in every word spices it up
<@Zero> shpanks, shandels, shaffire, shilly, shaddup
<Red_Baron> until you tell your dog to sit

<TriviaBot>  BIG.1372. Norse mythology: What killed Baldur ?
<TriviaBot>  1st Hint: *********   Question Value : 3 Points
<Darric> his gate
<kutuzov> a gate
<sheoul> lol
<Darric> lolol
<sheoul> NERDS!

*Isabel has entered #icybercafe
<whitemithrandir> OMG OMG OMG ISABEL ASL ASL ASL ASL
<isabel> Altitude: 6-52 meters above sealevel. Speed: 62 mi/
hr. Location: Eastern seaboard.
<whitemithrandir> coo. wanna cyber?
*Isabel has left #icybercafe

Phazer: 24 Billion served?
Nic: Yeah, I'm that good.
Peter: Or, that easy.

<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows
<Killfrenzy> *snrk*
<Steve> Hey! I take offense to that!
<Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!

<x0b> hey
<@wrong> HI
<x0b> suh wrong
<x0b> everything alright
<x0b> or
<x0b> all wrong
<x0b> :P
<|iquid> haa haa
<|iquid> you're very funny x0b
<|iquid> painfully funny
<|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to
hang yourself.

<@ritual> life.
<@SharkDeath> Installed it about 20 minutes ago.
<@SharkDeath> Haven't played it yet tho.
<@ritual> got one hour 20 mins left on download

<DAWg> AHHHHH!!!! hjorten kill my teacher....today's lesson is
a intro to windows 2000
<DAWg> "this is a mouse"
<Hjorten> haha
<DAWg> "this is a monitor"
<DAWg> "ctrl+c copies"
<DAWg> fucking christ

<Comanche> fuck off windows with your low dick space thing.
<Comanche> err. *disk :P
<Kim> LOL
<Comanche> typo :P
<xeon> lol, warning no dick found

+icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two
files like windiff or something?
@theForger> how aobut windiff
@Wyatt> huhuhu
@Wyatt> or something.
+icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks
+rottle> haha
+rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever

<curse|sleeeep> i think i'm calling in to work tomorrow
<curse|sleeeep> i'm coughing up things that aren't even mine
<Zomb-mar> next time spit and dont swallow

<Ransid> i did tech support for a day before i quit when
someone asked me whats double clicking

<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?
<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.

* Trust is back from "" (Away for 32330secs (08:58:50))
<elDiablo> O_O
* Trust is away "Upgrading Away Script" at Monday September
15th 2003 05:07:44pm GMT

<Entriech> Theatre tickets are 91$ at the cheapest?
<Entriech> Jesus Christ.
<Entriech> What do they think I am, made of money?
<Entriech> Cause even if I was, that's like sawing my dick in
half for theatre tickets.

<dsf> WHY DOSNT UNDO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD ?
<dsf> or cut or paste or copy
<|M|R|> well that was my Question when my mom brought me to
this world :D

MasochisticAngyl: what i wouldn't give for some flesh or
pancres covered in blood right now
XxJoeZeroxX: pancreas?
MasochisticAngyl: thank you for the correction
XxJoeZeroxX: wasnt intended as such, more as a question as to
why this organ was singled out.
MasochisticAngyl: the sweetest one
XxJoeZeroxX: i somehow have the feeling being involved with
you is going to get me in trouble one day.

<@Oedipus> Hoe chit.
<@Oedipus> Another winning porno idea.
<@Oedipus> "The Crying Game"
<@Oedipus> We get some poor dude to come and do it with some
chick.
<@Oedipus> When everything is getting all sexy and intimate
they get naked.
<@Oedipus> BAM!
<@Oedipus> Shemale willy!

(Bass_EXE): reminds me of this one time.. this girl said 'HA!
and what would you guys do without us women?!' I just replied
'domesticate another animal.'

<Errata> f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng

<HumanHead> :/
<HumanHead> I tried to pull a drew at Video Warehouse
<HumanHead> <me> Do you have any job openings?
<HumanHead> <guy> no positions are open right now
<HumanHead> <me> that only means one thing...SOMEONE MUST DIE
<HumanHead> *me is asked to leave

<DemonEater> wtf
<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope
championship
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh
bouncy

<stray> i gotweed.net
<stray> im gonna gethigh.org
<drew-> havefun.com/youfuckingidiot