<Kindred> I got a question:  If you're driving in your car at
the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what
happens?
<Devilbunny> Kindred: It's all in your imagination.  Putting
"R-Type" stickers on your tarus will not give it enough extra
horse power to reach any signficant fraction of the speed of
light, no matter the size of your spoiler.