sonotayuppy: hey now, I ve gotten my ass mugged at gunpoint
before
hoggman: watergun point
sonotayuppy: no
sonotayuppy: thirty eight point
sonotayuppy: the "poor man s machete"
hoggman: you shoulda kung foo'd his ass
sonotayuppy: I wish I knew kung fu
sonotayuppy: do you know kung fu?
hoggman: I m a 7th degree black belt
sonotayuppy: seventh degree? That sounds rather made up
hoggman: you dare question master thomas???
sonotayuppy: yes, I do dare question master thomas
sonotayuppy: as he sounds made up as well
hoggman: OHHHH
sonotayuppy: since when are you a master?
hoggman: SHINTO HIRUKEN MASTER PINTO THORAX KICK
sonotayuppy: what in the name of jebus was that?
hoggman: you are paralized from the eyebrows down
sonotayuppy: well I ll be damned, you re right
hoggman: here eat this sausage

<arkaneknight> I think my sister went to bed
<arkaneknight> brb
<Sio> Ew.

AngryGackt: hey
Kagato: yo
AngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad?
Kagato: ..nikki....
Kagato: you just like..
Kagato: scared me... so bad...
Kagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you
hear that Lindze's dead?"
AngryGackt: OH
Kagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat.
AngryGackt: NO
AngryGackt: gahhhh
Kagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I
reread it.
AngryGackt: jeeeeessus
Kagato: ........>_<
AngryGackt: *flails*
Kagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes::
AngryGackt: He's dead.
Kagato: ........

<[BU]RaptoR`> I'd like to travel back to the year 1337 and
point and laugh at everything

<b0b> i can impregnate from 10 meters
* felix takes a step back

Eric: make me
Jon: your parents already made that mistake ;)

<RMerlin> Best one was that night a regular woman on the
channel joined it, and asked us if someone could finger her.
<RMerlin> Then she realised what she had just said

JBroder873: here's a mindjob
JBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object?
Key of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time
Key of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole.
JBroder873: ...damn.
Key of Love II: and kills a puppy.
JBroder873: ...awww.

<DMod> meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice
<Fatal> watching it twice ruins the ending
<Thorshammer> haha
<Thorshammer> omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist

<Oxidizer> bah i just ate fudge after eatin tuna
<Lurch> a slip of the tongue can do that

HDF_Red wakes up
<HDF_Red> my mom taste funny ;_;
<HDF_Red> oh man
<Lord-Lard-Arse> OMG :x
<HDF_Red> typo city

<Azr> fuck you im cerfectly poherent

lemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo.
lemonlimeskull: Right on my back
lemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have
lemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.

<Dorfl> I'm not Canadian, I'm just drunk.

<+Alpha> let's all /msg cky at the same time
<@cky> lol
<@cky> Garick pm'ed me
<@cky> <Garick> at the same time

<avalon> can I touch you now?
<Nala> I still don't know you
-!- avalon is now known as dad
<dad> how about now?

johnlnames : Manny... do you know any places to get free
music?
mannyfresh2 : the internet.

* Devil steals The_Pope's hat
<The_Pope> give it back bitch.
<Devil> wheee
<The_Pope> Wanna go?

BUMKEI: wanna go to the republican national convention
sKratch: pony it
BUMKEI: yea
BUMKEI: assassinate bush
sKratch: fbi gonna get you
BUMKEI: naw
BUMKEI: ill just hand him a bag of pretzels

* DarkDraconis is the enema. o.o
<DarkDraconis> Err, enemy. c.c

<andy> i will commit suicide or die trying

<Chronoclone> Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally
sucks up my sheet.
<Chronoclone> My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the
sheet out.
<Chronoclone> While she's out chasing the dog because she said
we could trust him without a leash.
<Chronoclone> My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't
have been right there with the damn mower.
<Wiggles> How is this person still alive?
<Aki> The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's
in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations.

slackerdann: hahahaha
slackerdann: my sister is so dumb
slackerdann: she got pissed off at me
slackerdann: then came over and pulled out the power cable for
the laptop
slackerdann: and i was just like "it has a battery you know"
slackerdann: and then she was just like "oh"

<psychonate> A Mac is like a prostitute.
<psychonate> Sure they look good, but your wallet will feel a
lot lighter after getting one.

<chikA> wanna cyber
<22hgsinnet> k one sec
*22hgsinnet puts on gloves
<chikA> wtf?
<22hgsinnet> dont want you getting pregnant now do we

<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so
shitty
<Nyschashi-Seikun> *angus

<Ferd|inking> what the heck is a Chaotic Slacker?
<Seritaph> I'd tell you, but I lost my notes.

<Lich> I don't have a superiority complex. I'm jsut better
than all of you.
<Lich> *just
<Lich> Shut up.

WhatWasThat13: the medal listing for the Czech Republic: 1337
(1 gold 3 silver 3 brionze 7 total)

<splat1> ow ffs, you dl a key gen for a linux app and its a
flipping win32 exe ????
<reaper> splat1: ahahaha!
<reaper> pull out vmware!
<splat1> thats what i need the key for !!!

<mommydot> JESUS LOVES YOU
<chronarion> If Jesus loves me, why won't he return my calls?

<Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13
year old at the party
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about
<Joe_McCormick> >_<
<Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it?
<Joe_McCormick> :P
<laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother
and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It
sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool.
<Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes.
<Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male
* Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid

<freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer
<freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red
gummybear
<Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there?
<freud> no clue
<Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten

tayla: lol, who's that pic of?
grrowl: mysql
grrowl: myself*

<tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma?
<V.A.> karma? yeah
<tiger_YAMATO> really?
<V.A.> totally
<V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a
reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or
not.
<tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case...
V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me
a fag yesterday).

<Cereal_Killer> Dude you may have been pissed, buy thats no
reason to knock your sister up.
<Joeytgstk> You're just jealous because you're an only child

<LaPengo> .8ball Am I the hotz?
<PengoBot> <<LaPengo>>  : Definitely LaPengo...
<Bison> .8ball Was that rigged?
<PengoBot> <<Bison >>  : Most likely!

<@Amon> I got this spider bite on my ass..
<@Amon> x.x It hurts
<@Xanthros> Well gee whiz. WTF were you doing to the poor
spider?

<ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark,
cold and i was all by myself
<ronnie> bah wrong window damnit
<ronnie> ignore that

ShoMonkayHe: Guess what
Maxx Stepper: you lost our virginity?
Maxx Stepper: your*

<kennykiller> drombie, you need to up your social skills
<drombie> Clarify
<kennykiller> just because someone says they think youre funny
doesnt mean they want to have sex with you :P
<TheMster> SO THATS WHY I GOT ARRESTED

<Crono> If life were a video game, level 1 would be France.

<legola5>  | ×| Winamp is: Playing  |×| INCOMPLETE (my)Queen - We Are
The
Champions3dc88b69146fd4de16c0be9fa2ddabb2002c287d00800000ac44000000b4
| ×| 1Min 59Sec
<legola5> bet thats a bugger to sing

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by
Reuters  
Ticker  Price  Change  Percent  Volume 
1  :-) B    26.50  +0.22   +0.84    18300
2  :-( A    22.15  -0.05   -0.23    747600
3  :-) S    38.50  +0.07   +0.18    688700
4  :-) T    14.45  +0.15   +1.05    930700
5  :-( A    22.15  -0.05   -0.23    747600
6  :-) R    43.55  +0.05   +0.11    157700
7  :-) D    64.77  +0.07   +0.11    342600

<frenetic> guys how much would 200 mhz usually cost at a store
<frenetic> I am trying to upgrade my 800mhz to 1ghz

<Phre0n-Burn> I finally find out why i tear up during sex...
<Phre0n-Burn> Its the mace...

<GOD> whats next on my list?
<GOD> ah yes
* moogle has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

<JohnPnP> Hey, porn is good. SEX CAN WAIt, MASTURBATE.
<JohnPnP> Abstinance is in the palm of your hand.

<kenlay> Roses are #FF0000
<kenlay> Violets are #0000FF
<kenlay>
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<kenlay> Nerd poetry.

[Spetsnaz] My uncle taught me at age 9 how to strip and
reassemble a 9mm Makarov pistol blindfolded.  God did that
infuriate my mother.