<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only
thing that can kill him
<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian

<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998
<hypr> heh
<hypr> or somthing
<hypr> old ;P
<caspuh> hah
<caspuh> 98?
<caspuh> they had vinyal then?

<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before
you talk to them.  otherwise there would be severe
bootstrapping issues with human interaction

<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever
laughed.  I'm anti-laughing.
<FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs
implode then.

<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy.

<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears?
<_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive
<_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage?

<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms
pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all
the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn
<DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice
sometimes
<datz510> i have some

<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to
have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of
nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate
about black men having sex with me

(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt
want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants?
.. well, i just did .. computers are cool.

<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I
wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with
a potato gun.

<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
<darkaeon> eheh
<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
<MadHatter> dude dark
<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me

<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the
Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94

<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
<MadHatter> like for porno movies
<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I
just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis

(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only
twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.

<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....

<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much

[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just
started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.

<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help

<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?

(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them.

<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of
partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and
then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to
work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation
while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents
is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe

<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by
default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with
config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes,
isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5

<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv
<|Chris> damn disease discrimination
<|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV?
<|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and shit
<|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV

<Digested> uh
<Digested> why were we +i?
<DooD> because shapht was naked
<DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on
him

<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph
is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my
dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph

<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<drgonzo> work like you don't need the money
<drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home

(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont
be getting any l33t points tonight

<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic.
<Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga.
<JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS?

<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do
you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?
<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.
<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that
ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.
<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.
<ToastyGhost> Powerade.
<Toen> penis, actually
<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a
gatorade bottle.
<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's
penis off like that
<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!
<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;
<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST

<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her
pussy smells

<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to
be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY
TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy
showin up at my door

(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the
crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...

~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think
I'll pass

*** Now talking in #bearcave
*** Topic is 'This is NOT a warez channel....'

<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit
<__NoBoDy_> heh
<__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck
<BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow

<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now
we just have aids crack and techno.

<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and
northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em
and turn it into a big shopping mall

<|steve|> you know whats sick
<|steve|> on every IRC network,
<|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people
<|steve|> and #wtc
<|steve|> opportunists

<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from
school
<Stacey> i want you to make fun of him
<Stacey> i have to run from him everyday
<Stacey> not friend
<Stacey> no no no
<Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show
off his dos commands
<Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a
life...fucking type format C: before i kill you

<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic
freaks
<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go
to the bathroom
<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of
g's
<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of
toilet paper and tampons?
<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you
want to live with 30 women

<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without
spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a
pancake on its noggin

<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du
Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches
english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't
read the road signs to get to my house?

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(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for
30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2
classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom

<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format?

<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.

<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little...
odd...
<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended
amount of penises.
<Brentai> My type of woman.

<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously
<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes
<al-x> coz of quote stealage

<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
<infinity> stfu asswipe