<kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo

<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags

<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait,
wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The
yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On
your dog?  Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up
oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ
Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls.  Go, do it,
I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so
I'm never in the position you left me

<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of
feminine products

<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.
<Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.
<Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole

<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as
me after indian  food

<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building
PHR was today
<McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style
<McMoo> and told them it was in my pants

[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for
'pervert'.
[09:56] <Squizzle> None.
[09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I
bet.
[09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'.
[09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man".

[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does
"kikurimu" mean?
[09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts."
[09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for
that.
[09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words
for snow.

<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my
pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»»  quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit:
i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)

<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this
girl my age named julie
<`michael> and we had this room in the basement
<`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis

<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo
<ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer
6.0:
<ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit

<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there

<kisama> fuck english too
<kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo"
<kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo"
<kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches
<kisama> were getting into it
<kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!"
<kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN
THE BOOK!"
<kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT
PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"

[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating
smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.

(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@

(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work
(Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out

<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come
out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa
the womb!
[21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro
[21:51] <Nakago> >_<
[21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb?
[21:51] <Nakago> ack
[21:51] <Hatta> hmm.
[21:51] <Hatta> how would that work.
[21:51] <Nakago> don't ask
[21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1

<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
<kisama_> that when i close my eyes
<kisama_> i see quad damage
<D1> I see naked men.

<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML

<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.

<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.

<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.
<doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like
gaelic, only more fucked up.
<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.
<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they
just spoke english really really poorly.

<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public

<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick
that big

<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army
!
<JDigital> ...
<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.

(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report
spammers

<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag.

<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?

<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something
written in object pascal.

<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX

<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem
he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN
INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."

<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt
belong
<Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at
Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a
<Acero> punk rock CD and stick it to The Man!!
<Acero> steven, Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card
Instantly Online! Click here and get 500
<Acero> Bigprizes points!

<bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it..
it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of
timezone changes ermshtn
<SiamShade> haw
<SiamShade> l33t
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then
"i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense

<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?
<wild-> 500,000

<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of
jesus?
<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus

<cait-sith> being in love
<R0y> i wish
<R0y> it's all just confusing emotion
<R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute
you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states

<wild> i just asked a girl out
<wild> been 6 minutes no reply :|
<wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go

<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high
score of 720
<WabbyTwax> Question #59: for  60  points . . . .
<WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the
movie "Mulan"?
<Evil_God> talking
<EtherMan> speech
<D-viant> singing
<Evil_God> ninjitsu
<EtherMan> swordsmanship
<D-viant> violin
<EtherMan> flight
<D-viant> fighting
<EtherMan> homosexuality
<D-viant> japanese fighting cricket
<Evil_God> big slapping testicles
<WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to
answer.
<D-viant> expanding rectum
<Evil_God> opium addiction

<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny
<rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid.
<Jingoro`> yeah
<Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend
split after I had the baby"
<rouge> hjaw
<rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway.
<rouge> god knows where they've been.
<scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I
could, anyway"
<scar|home> hjaw @ rogue
<rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said.

<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition

<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom
yesterday
<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out
of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my
pants
<cooey> it owned

<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?

<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)
<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is
obviously high

<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was
shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion

<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again?

<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder
*** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK
UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net

<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that
come once in a lifetime.

<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits
from return of the jedu
<MadHatter> jedi
<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through
trees
<enex> and look like a complete tool