<faceless> so if afro americans = niggers and middle
easterners = sand niggers and asians = rice niggers what can
we call canadians?
<al-x> we're snow niggers

<ETP> heh
* Tocool is very confused
<ETP> tocool: so am I, but the key is to just say 'heh' so
people think you understand
<Tocool> yea but
<Tocool> ...
<Tocool> heh

<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?
<Richard_D_James> Yes
<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more
than I thought....

<Bahamut0> who cares about albany? stupid europeans

<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left

<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the
net

<fimmtiu>  asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug*  Wield rm
-f wildly.
<asylum_>  fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
<DemoN>  rm -f is too slow.  newfs.
<rudefix>  hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick
it!

::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the
crack of dawn had better be careful around me

* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.
<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too"

<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked
up on the internet

(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof
(peopleOnEarth) == sizeof(peopleMyHoes)) { printf("Hi.
"); }
(nexxai) Hi.
(nexxai) <-- not a geek.

<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a
space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane
hijacking
<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.
<peng> yes
<peng> the government makes up an airplane
<peng> with a passenger list and all
<peng> to coincide with the WTC
<kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass
<peng> this shit goes deep man
<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."
<kisama> "have a teddy bear"
<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon
with the president over tea and crumpets.

-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else

<_xu> does your knees feel tired the day after you masturbate
or have sex?

<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog'
scenario?
<vermifuge> refugee - you need to put this in terms she can
understand
<vermifuge> Robbin - do you think they are having a sale on
fried fish, just to draw attention away from the fact that
they ran out of chicken at popeyes?

<DTOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some
<DTOX> MSN WHORES
<vermifuge> DO IT DOUG
<DTOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old
web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck"

<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I
look too old for you
<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<DTOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<DTOX> 'cause she's grounded
<DTOX> but in a month she can

(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes
were on flight 11"

<tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of
software to the rescue effort in new york
<devilish1> 5 mil of software
<tralamat> shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd

<timmo> they need to make a 41oz
<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies
<timmo> and drink the 40

(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed.
David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was
all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was
just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong."

<Fustard> oh good god
<Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself
<Fustard> and out loud i said
<Fustard> 'laugh out loud'
<Fustard> instead of actually laughing.

<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking
incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent
price increase."

<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson
quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real
terrorists"

<antonio> yeah, i whipped out the binder for this one kid who
thought he misunderstood me when i said "satan"
<kisama> how i wish i could have been there
<kisama> to see the look on a man's face when you whip out a
self portrait of the devil
<kisama> and say "SATAN DID MY HOMEWORK"

[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good

<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs
<`michael> haha
<Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower.
<Kenn> But I did...
<Kenn> :
<kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn.
<Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice.

<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this?  It won't let me
rape the sheep...

<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.
<gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know
that.
<Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence,
though.

<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my
usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy,
really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the
news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who
sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a
lot of tension in the barber shop.
<Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't
feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does."

<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of
[John Travolta] dying

<DTOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<DTOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg?

<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol
mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept
popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the
list
<mD5> mD5@aol.com
<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list

<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol

<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget?
<synthetiq> 25
<DooD> fatass
<synthetiq> i have a large upper body
<DooD> so you have manboobs?

<ToastyGhost> Yo.
* Brentai joyously rapes ToastyGhost.
* ToastyGhost enjoys it also.
<Defcon> Toasty you fuck.
<ToastyGhost> No, Brentai did. I just stood there.

(nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection
(nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections
(nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud
(nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their
ass alot or something

<Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units
<kisama> yeah i have 354 units of nigger blood.
<Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true nigger by way of
transfusion
<Guilty> Silly gook

<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of
yourself?
<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition
<synthmesc> :/
<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking
someone else?
<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of
myself
<Digested> INFINITE LOOP

<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal
of Evil because they're on your favourites list, that's the
time to start worrying.

<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying
"dumb" is pretty much redundant

<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my
arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to
take a shower again. Im dead serious.

(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs
and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the
fat bitch who won the pie eating contests

<hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt?
<DTOX> 65.4.40.157 - port 21 - anonymous
<hoset-> thanks much
<DTOX> np
<DTOX> if that doesn't work it's because I gave you your own
IP #

<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant
microwave that looks exactly like their old house

<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a
heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug
addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes
instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list

<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
<devGOD> i like kingston
<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football
player
<`michael> that really makes their ram better too

<Athena-X> have you ever tried to make a ':|' face in real
life? try and do it without looking stupid and/or retarded.
it's quite a challenge!

<kisama_> that's why i like anime
<Guilty> Maybe
<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a
dvd
<kisama_> not like this shit from the u.s. like power rangers
<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video
"movie"-majiggers
<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous
galactic sorcerer
edition with new cast because the old ones got
teased at school
super megatronic edition

<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1
REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real
picture"
<c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that