<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein);
<KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb
ass.

<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock
<matts> dead rock
<matts> umm
<matts> CoderMan news flash
<matts> rocks can't live
<matts> :

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<atnnn> hi
<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN
<Wy4tt> VK_RTM
<atnnn> and minus?
<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM
<atnnn> i can't find it

<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey
<krayons> have stds
<killspree> haha
<killspree> no way
<kara> bullshit man
<killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck
so bad
<krayons> its not bullshit
<VeRrUcKt> lol
<killspree> the players are running around in pain

<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature
ejaculation
<tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I
think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like
you are walking along... and BAM!@
<tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself

<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods?
<spazzer> tim
<spazzer> we mean
<spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long
<spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long
<spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long
<Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)

<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth

<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever
see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal

<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather
wallet

<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for
'01 Honda Prelude?
<tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual
factor
<Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?
<Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin
limp?

<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with
a Z type thing
<moomba> but that's not out yet
<moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats

<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee
<RaMTuFF> quiet !

<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and
well traveled

<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross
from me
<SPD-DMN> im going to check it out
<RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20

<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where
everyone pays attention to them

<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff
<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho
<ocx> for cars?
<RockShox> no for bicycles

<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got
but-fucked by the gear shifter..

<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my
friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a
huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"

<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says
<ScratGod> x = 1;  // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH

<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to
brag about their hardware
<digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ
SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT
FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA
VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my
PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM
4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX
<digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night

<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that
you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box
with the rest of the dope

(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD
AUDITOR. This full time position will require a self starter
who has their own car and analytical mind with an eye for
detail. Interested applicants please fax resume to 943-XXXX
attn: Operations Manager.
(therap|st) would that mean id be the bastard who drives
around and gets people towed?
(Cid-Away) be like "your hawt and illegally parked i think
somthing can be arranged" :)
(Dane_) tow pimp
(Cid-Away) you can tell if someone is hawt by the way tehre
illegally parked
(therap|st) those guys must think im hella hot
(therap|st) cause i park like shit

<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot.
<JDigital> *Dancer
<MrSede> A dance bot..?
<MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes?
<MrSede> ..while telling the weather
<Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)>  It's fucking hot!
<MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*]
with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain
<MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the
News more often

<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad
saw in a dirty magazine..

<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee
<aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass
<ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis
<ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning?
<dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning

<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose
and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill
<DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that

<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite
and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little
then, go to sleep?

{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in
to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining
room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going
to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes
pyramid shaped pussy

<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out
of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug
they are so cuddly

[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what
is going on
(|Chris) typist*
[rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too

<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest
he says "He got hard?"
<kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus
<kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one
<Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to
water or feed.
<kill> you just have to cloth it
<DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you
don't let it out of its room.

<Brentai> Michael who?
<TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent.
<Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead.
<Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent.
<Thom> Died having a wank.
<Brentai> Poor guy.
<Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie.
<DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never
knew how right he was.

<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just
weird.
<DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.

<kay|oss> i am at work
<epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be
<epp> (if there's no airplanes around)

<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just
have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a
good thing?

<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?
<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.

* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias
<SolidLand> yes.
<Ashboy> wh00p! l8r.
*** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes)
<SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change

<tobes> Have fun at work? ;)
<Morbii> not particularly ;)
<Morbii> been back home a few hours tho
<Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun
generally :P
<Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't
know
<Morbii> heh!
<tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the
ass.

<matts> hal check your privates
<matts> err
<matts> messages

<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH
<Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab!
<Merl> hehehehehe
<Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-)
[Time Passes]
<Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend
<Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT
<Assasin> wait
<Assasin> Wait a second.
<Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse?

<|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test
<|shark|> and it turned out positive
<|shark|> what does that mean?
<Merl> shark.. go see a doctor man ;-)

<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress? 
<Sekmu> yes. 
<Dr_zapp> and it is....? 
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<Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the
detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot.
:)

<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a
joystick in quake

* Arsentia pets his cable modem 
* [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups
and string. 
* PresWRK cuts Arse's modem 
* Arsentia cuts Toby's string 
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<Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :) 
<[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string. 
<[Toby]> Schmuck. 
<[Toby]> :)

<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke:
<Julia_M> "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags
do not wave in a vacuum."
<Julia_M> you know...space?
<Jeff_R> ya
<Julia_M> there can be no nations that can conquer space! aww
yea it's great
<Jeff_R> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I
mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold
all that stuff in space

<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww
<Slander> Jimmy rocks man
<Ferney> heh
<B_Spears> yeah, in a rocking chair ;)

<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged
<Ferney> LOL
<Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED

<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body
<Morbii> heh
* Slander takes a step back from birdsigh
<Birdzii> heh
<Birdzii> sore throat + rash
<Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation
<Morbii> jkjk ;P
<Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then

<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're
used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?

<train> i'm on prison net
<train> that still works
<Hooblah> wtf
<Hooblah> prison?
<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?
<Zebracake> heh!
<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net