<BlackDeth> I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A 8=====D
<SYch0> yo roll me one too

* scotteh sends a letter to mister bin ladem... with some
white power in it
<arto> white power????
<arto> YOU RACIST
* goofie rolls her eyes
<scotteh> POWDER!$!@@

<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list 
<ArhAngelos> what the fuck I do with these ip addresses

<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president
<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday
night
<CoMBo> yeah popeyes
<_jube> shift starts 9

<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion
<ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno.

* snag giggles
<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot
<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?

<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters
<blazemore> couple others
<Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop.
<blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~)
<Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it
wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I
insisted it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't
awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which
thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> Oh god.
<Brazenhrt> Never mind.
* PhorceP 's head explodes

<sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with
anabolic steroids?
<sM3GGy> They both make niggers run like fuck.

<G0TB00ST> bodypiercing = "bodykits" for fags w/o cars they
cant rice

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[13:18] <BombScare> woo...lets see how long my cable lasts
today
[13:22] *** BombScare (BombScare@XDDD.10x.bro) Quit (Read
error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
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[13:23] <LPC> new record
[13:23] <LPC> 4 minutes

<LPCx> hrm alabama has some IT jobs
<HenryV> heh
<HenryV> you'd need a new suit though
<HenryV> one of them kkk things
<LPCx> to bad i wouldn't fit in my sisters are allready
married :|
<HenryV> doh!

<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot
like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the
monkey's with the monolith

<rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual!
<rogue> I was out there being gay, and one of those radical
right-wingers set me on fire!

<Amanda`> We ran out of toilet paper so I had to use coffee
filters...

<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small
ethiopian town

<delysid-x> the only urine test they'll get out of me is a
TASTE TEST

<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if
anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while
cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I
know
<LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched
over to msn
<LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I
am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting
off

<sceptre70> anybody here know how i can get laid or eat out a
pussy without spending money msg me

<TheDeity> It's like there is a party in my mouth, and
everyone is throwing up

<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me..
<CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience...
soon......
<CYBORG> i need brave partener....
<CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........

<Pv> i like my women as thin as chopsticks
<Pv> so i can eat my rice with them

<SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching
the keoki musicvideo and they have all these women that look
like that they were in the same room at Rainbow Brite when she
exploded and couldn't get all the color off and they're all
kissing and stuff, and it's just "distracting" to say the
least...

<TomGreen> hehe
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> r u really tom green?
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> cuz i am like a huuuuge fan!

<ricochet> cubicsrube: if any MAJOR problems ever occur with
winxp .. it will be PURELY hardware based.. ie. it has NOTHING
to do with the operating system

<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a
communications problem again
<Monkie> =|
<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
<Vern> lol
<notlosman> lol
<notlosman> hahahhaah
<Monkie> actaully
<Monkie> yes
<Monkie> =|

<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have
the password?
<Chis> to an account
<Chis> just incase someone would want to theoretically do this

<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'

[11:03] *** Doc|Uni (sdf@sympatex.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (Support
W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99)

<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free
leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen

<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all
<eldee> because.. you really dont find any wiring diagrams
<eldee> just porn.. how wiring diagrams and porn can be
confused in a search engine, i've yet to discover

<BombScare> im fuckin done
<BombScare> bah..no high speed net = no streaming pr0n movies
<BombScare> gotta jerk off to memories then :(

<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese
guys in pr0n
<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> their willies are tiny
<daisu> This is so garrishly true
<daisu> I think that's why there are so many asian people
<daisu> sperm has less length to travel

<punkmac> people are dumb
<punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup
<punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:
<punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each
other......In other word do I have to
<punkmac> >>buy both of them?
<punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND
CONNOT BE SEPERATED!
<TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;)

<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF
I WAS GAY
<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
<gloOmer> RAPED

<excite> youre friends with eggo
<excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax
spores all over the damn thing
<Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it
<excite> boot up and im a deadman

<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years

<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night
and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said
"what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?"

<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
<Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
<Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.
<Dregan>    -"l33t h41ku"

<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border

<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag
thing and office XP pro :)
<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has
"microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it...
im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro
version"

<davidks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases
class.. she has enormous tits.. they are monster tits..
seriously.. well she wore this shirt that said, across her
chest: "Hey! I'm up here! (Arrow pointing up)"
<davidks> I thought that was pretty funny.
<davidks> i told her i had the same problem and she laughed ..
but that's all i could say to her because her boobs
intimidated me

<neekola> i should do that
<neekola> be like
<neekola> yo buy my dirty underwear
<neekola> 40$ a piece
<neekola> use the money to buy more underwear
<neekola> i could be an entrepreneur

<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the
button and save my gf

<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open
source projects
<DAL9000> Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest
money in opensource projects?
<DAL9000> NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and
porn to watch instead of coding.

<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a
plot
<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds

<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when
they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for
all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to
go back in

<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> That is all.

[kisama] if you break out your penis in space
[kisama] your suit would depressurize
[kisama] or your body would depressurize
[kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the
urethra

<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads
even get owned on efnet