* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :)

<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo

<lsd> argh
<lsd> fucking cunty sql server
<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA?

* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
<zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> stuff huh
<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex

<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining
from different people

<kegpin> I gotta go.
<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.
<puppyfish> aww... is keg sick?
<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.

<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?
<guailo> retards.

<#seattle/weezel> This End-User License is an agreement
between Microsoft Corporation (hereafter referred to as
"Microsoft") and you, the end-user (hereafter referred to as
"our bitch").

<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling
people about it

<#seattle/ThisGirl> SONOFABITCH
<#seattle/ThisGirl> i hate it when ppl ask me if im male or
female

<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'

*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least
this tall to ride #hack )

<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(obsessive@dynip06.efn.org)] im not
coming.
<#hack/t0c> damn
<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz

*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) joined #hack at 14:12
[885420755] <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel.  I'm gonne
be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model!  wanna see my pictures?  too bad!
wanna click on cool banners?  uhh. shit. i forgot my own
webpage! TEEHEE!
<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye
now!
*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) left #hack at 14:12

<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it
in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save
it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid

<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
<chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the
implication.
<chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
<chirpet> Always.
<chirpet> So shut up.
<chirpet> pigfucker.

<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your
head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating
and you know things have happened but you don't know what

<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for
password based access to the clubroom instead of a key.
<Disciple> if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't
open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos
bites you. You die."

<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the
chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back
of car, and
feeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a
really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up
<a_0001> then don't dream that
<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste

<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole
"dreadlock" thing
<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll
have

<Guyver3> koolaid time
<Guyver3> what today
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
<Guyver3> mountain berry blast
<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
<kingmob> the blood one.  definitely.

<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?
<Guyver3> being me
* Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow
<kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear
<kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards
<kingmob> i get lonely

<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
<kingmob> he didn't take anything
<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
<Guyver3> did he leave money?
<Guyver3> hahahaha
<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
<kingmob> that ruined my whole week
<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks

<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable.

<fo0bar> I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was
working with iBill on a support issue, and this young woman on
the other end asks for what the site is so she can test it and
I say "uhh, www.pussy4less.com" -- didn't even phase her

<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE
People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions
DESC
<AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL.

<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped
into

red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free
hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))

<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight
<The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?

<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar
several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if
I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she
took her teeth out and blew me.

<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I
mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his
bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the
Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the
sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips
"Thanks for the tips!"

<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?
<homeslice> In a jar under the sink.
<homeslice> He's saving it for marriage.

<bozo> !v
<bozo> *damn*
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."

<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?

<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine,
because you can
always go back and invent it on budget

<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it

<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices..
its not tasteless

<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all
into his room to watch him beat it

<Milp> its the next hot thing
<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think
I'd want to get in and drive it?

<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep

<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?
<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape
<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation

<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was
going to be difficult
<zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened

<rmalink> are you feeling any better?
<dep01> no... not really..
<rmalink> you know what it is?  allergies...
<dep01> no, you know what it is?  the crippling depression..

<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women
<Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta
sleep with me since i own 2% of you"

<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education
isn't abc, but rather ftp

<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> art
<Foggi> and surrendering

[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1
<meiso> time how long before it crashes
[10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed

<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident ><

<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot
<Lucent-H> you have a job!
<Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie

<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid