<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I
mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his
bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the
Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the
sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips
"Thanks for the tips!"