<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina

<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I
don't get busy.

<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch

* bago wants cex;
<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how
to spell it

<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV
dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic
beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to
watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out
in a pool of my own saliva.

<TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk.

<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish
they'd be more eager to dominate me

<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can
delete lines.

<b[a]rt> hey guest1!
<Guest1> hi
<b[a]rt> what's up?
<Guest1> male

[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!!
[zimm] ever heard of surround vision?
[zimm] daisy chain them or something

[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the
face, she's a lady

<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers?
<phear:#916> because they make horrible employees

<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS
3COMs.
<barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable"

<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill
everyone
<pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time.
<pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way!

<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who
aren't sleeping
with me, honestly.
<HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a
Grant Continuity
card in her teeth

<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com
<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged
<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.
<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH

<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you
can sleep well
knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all
go IRC from it.

<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room
<felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING
<felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT
<felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall
<asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies

<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours
<Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work?
<barkode:#916> yeah.

<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have
huge mouths that blow people the fuck up?

<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.
<barkode:#916> not this
playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla
has

<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot
of white guys.

<felix:#916> i borked ditto
<felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle.
<p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch?
<felix:#916> yeah.  ditto's not on the masterswitch, because
it's a rock-solid machine.
<slap:#916> irony

<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
<n2deep> uhm
<n2deep> FUC
<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF

(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you
fucker ne day
your fuck hatch will fuckin cry
(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx
(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has

<Arctil> cool...it works now
<Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?
<HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the
httpd.conf file

<effAce> man that one stank
<mgriffin> No manual entry for that
<mgriffin> No manual entry for one
<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank

<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A
turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner

úúú KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad
(houlie) why are you sad Korn
(houlie) its not harvest season yet

<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?
<AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.
<l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named
AtmaWeapon's mom, was
some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with
3metric tons
of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed
out. But
the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills
everyone.

<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
<Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.

<demalavor> w00t!
<jdrolet> w00t!
<Zhuzhen> w00t!
<CecilPL> w00t!
<Valvados> w00t!
<demalavor> we need a new word

<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion
bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez

<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be
considered and might be returned in January 2003

<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?
<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs

<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit
<Akira_S> yeah, so shaving down there's a must
<alisdair> that seems like a lot of work
<Eulogy_> like hell i am going to shave my ass
<Stifler> thats why they get their boyfriends to do it
<Eulogy_> if i can't see it, i ain't putting a razor near it

<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*
<{x3n0}> and my speakers went
*saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT*

<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once
again, because people don't want to figure out on their own
what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them,
then act on it. frustrates me to no end
<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance.
That'll rule!

<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair

<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message
*** Quick1 (~Quick1@204.147.92.246) has left #fark

Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke.

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<osx_newb> helo?
<Vulpyne> 250 Vulpyne

<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0
<ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static
<ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255
<ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs
<ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a
second language

<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry

<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.
<lsd> i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old
all-SCSI amiga
<Bruce> the mac II here doesnt need goats either
<BedBoB> they have inbuilt goats
<lsd> on-board goat controller

<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?
<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?
<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food

<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage?

<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
So is source. I install me software with personally
magnetized
needles and a steady hand.

<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at
7200rpm on 12V, on
240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!

<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc
<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable
compression there... parity of 5