--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)

<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?

<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF

<Jason> What's NRE?
<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.

* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool

<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially
acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk

<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping 
<avi-> nice  
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food 
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos
and it doesn't look tasty

<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world

<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk
off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up
from using their keyboards

<James> well i was walking down the street the other day
<James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in
my pants
<James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane
highway
<James> thank god it was late out
<James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by
<garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled

<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.

<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man
<botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the
mouth trick
<botnation> thank god she washes that shit

<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he
says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'

<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being
beautiful
<octalpuss> fuck brains  =o)
<octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass
<octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was
going to need a
tummy tuck for is now 85% gone
<el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it

<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning!
<-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?

<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today
<xsneakerx> was he cute?
<yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean.
<yabba> I think he may have been jesus.

<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced
sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting
laid
<RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this
channel

<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive
removes
<glasnost> until they added deltree
<Logan> glasnost: deltree
<glasnost> thanks logan.

*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3
seconds of your life.)
<GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
<File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy.
but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this
install so far.

<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I
turned off the blacklight downstairs
<Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the
negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our
lifeforce

<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that,
whatever the society was, it could not function unless women
were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private
property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up.

<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children
of the world...
<JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious
in his sight.

<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.

<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?
<Skream> Mine just caught fire.

<UrMomsUnt>   U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc
<paisley> Alrighty.

<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback
<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave
<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about
the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.

<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE

<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
<Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken
<Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command
<nothing`> uh oh. which was...?
<Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!

craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off...
can you guess why?
ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?

[during the Olympics]
ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more
medals
craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up

ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn,
but this is a close second.

<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when
Rob Halford came out of the closet?
<M0rph13> I was damnit :)
<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village
People

* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the
Civil War started and ended.
<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember
how, why and what.
<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass,
for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it
happened.

<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key
terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got...  Uhm...  A bowling alley, out in
Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your
tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to
completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because
if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.

<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t

<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my
coiffure

<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs
has nice abs

<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my
mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to
normal...

<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you
being able to relax your anus

<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer
nerd.  It just means you have a higher intelligence than a
turnip

<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could
take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small

<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<pipedream> but it was a "statement"

<nhoj> dont dis on aol 
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd

<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing

<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to
narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs

<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated
me

<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get
to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"

<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all
over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she
gives head.

* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as
lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High
Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the
Kingdom of Fuck.

<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel