<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out
of our channel, bitch!"

<halos> here's the thing about fucking pamela anderson:
<halos> it's been done

<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario
that we have to play out four or five times a year :
<monami> Act I
<monami> BOSS: Do A.
<monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur.
<monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.
<monami> Act II
<monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.
<monami> ME: sigh

<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
<QJ> while you were wanking?
<knox> yep
<knox> it was worse than that
<QJ> she finished you off?

<bus> what can I help you with, xorg?
<xorg> well
<xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit
<xorg> i get all tingly
<xorg> but the bible says NO

<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you
bigot arsehole  
<alex> what's britain???
<xorg> its about 3 fags north of France

<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat
<QJ> where where?
<monami> can you look at pictures of fat naked girls wherever
you are?
<QJ> yes
<QJ> it's in my contract

<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an
asshole
<xorg> and you say "Asshole"
<xorg> well
<xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye"
<xorg> i talk to that many assholes

<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no
loop command
<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the
keyboard to hold the button down
<monami> and go have coffee
<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more
efficient and productive employee than i am

[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my
harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22
year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I
am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing
kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit
iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)

<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud
of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?"

<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to
kill people

-^cell^- how fast is your processor?
«tylor» 56k

[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you
gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm
47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'

<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a
fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*

<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance
strangulation?

<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.  Find out
if your child is one of them at 11."

<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant

<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex

<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<AaronSw> not to have sex with him?

<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap
from their own pig fat

<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i
can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women
will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.

<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you

<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back
of a burro?

<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite

<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder

<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled
at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught
and I needed backup, boy that was akward

<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have
gotten a raise

<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im
able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"

<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your
asshole with your tongue

<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen
<chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6"
<chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"

<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an
hour

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay

<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<GodFu> because i like to watch

<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family
members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all
277 of us will run over a bunch of french people

<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets

<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has
x-dccs with white poeple music

<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city

<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have
to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to
jupiter

<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"
<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"

<redhook> <--- 22
<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic
<redhook> s/7/17/
<redhook> that looked bad

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren
wav file, and play it when there's a server hack

<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking!

<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my
lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into
their shell?

<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)

<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn
box, much less someone elses

<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?

<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I
see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing
saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're
here to save the whales"