<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again

<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind
you of a cauliflower"

<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware

<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them
<F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection

<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me

<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your
manhood in her mouth ;/

<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used
to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate
change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us
over without firing one gun

(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me

(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back
(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic
(@Skins): actually i best wait

(@Bean): rofl
(@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously

<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber,
shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness
<me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of
lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great
hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root
and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i
lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh

<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this
damn redhat cd.

<FOCK> god damn
<FOCK> every fucking one of these clients  blow
<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)
<rude> hahah
<CIA> ./action
<rude> dude, throw that trash out
<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker
<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff
<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS
<rude> maybe you don't need the :
<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*
<rude> what're you doin' on be?
<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc
clients

<Ragnarok> i kinda like that
<Ragnarok> i dig the natural look
<haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro
<haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra

<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't
even know about the making the right slits in your wellington
boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?

<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact

<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron

(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat?
(gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to
love-tunnel

<treph> I have my computer
<treph> and
<treph> no job.
<treph> > i
<treph> You are carrying:
<treph> a computer
<treph> no job

<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.
<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.
<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of
people i don't know.
<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending
in the same way.
<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.

<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to
hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!

<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at
the price list
<FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures

<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it
lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!

<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's
circular definition. sorry.
<ShaneBe> what do you care about?
<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent
action.
<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of
mathematical
<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning
buildings?
<treph> yeah.

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<[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl
<[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you?
<bad-_-girl> vey bad
<bad-_-girl> very bad
<[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?

<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the
monitor..
so i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do
i do that?!"
<ShaneBe> it really is amazing
<ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e

01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!
<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!
<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the
magnet,
that'd be silly.
<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing!

<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz
<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who
speak's English as a motherlanguage.
<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"

[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types
"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm."
and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.

<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and
redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS;
GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ"
<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle
Schematics"
<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal
converter"
<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot"

<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong
with my life.
<ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like:
<ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills
me."

<dream> five girls.
<dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their
backs.
<@reflexive> that's a lot of poon.
<@plutonium> and herpes.

<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show
catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on
the tongue.
<heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.

<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she
started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97
today and we don't know where the hell she is

<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people
<Brena> what kind of question is that?
<go_die> im just making conversation
<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler

<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore
throat?
<mattlesko> let me look
<mattlesko> pg. 130
<mattlesko> "stop sucking cock"

<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain
doing the ecological system harm?
<heath> just a thought...
<hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that
they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good
point, heath.

<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared
the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of
a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares

<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend.
<Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very
disparaging remarks about your mother.

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> |    .
<Ouroboros> .    |
<tag> |  .
<Ouroboros>    . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros>      | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white
substance.  Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> what does it smell like?
<jre> Like semen
<Zeluth> you have anthrax
<jre> The carton of milk was filled with some sort of
milky-white liquid.  Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> How good at you are pancake making?
<jre> Terrible.
<Zeluth> its anthrax
<jre> I opened my hole puncher to find a large collection of
small white discs, about the size of a hole a hole-punch
makes.  Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> try inserting the paper disc in your urethra
<jre> Done, but I can't get it out now.
<Zeluth> congratulations yopu just gave yourself anthrax
<jre> I just received a parcel in the mail filled with a white
powder.  An accompanying note informed me to "take penacilin
now" and that "Allah is great".  Is it anthrax?
<^Vulpix^> jre: NOPE IT ISN'T, IT'S FREE COCAINE

<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and...
<angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof?

<[SZ]-Guest> hi
<[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails
<[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program

<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> egg: I had YOU for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "EGG." AND I HAD AN EGG I AM A
COMEDY GENIUS
<egg> Raz: If that were so, i'd be playing havoc with your
colon
<Raz> egg: You did :[

<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin.  I refuse to eat anything
smarter than me.  Which is why I abstain from broccoli.
<AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me.
<AmbushBug> ...
<AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape
at the opening i left for all of you.
<jre> Ambush:  It's too predictible.  We want originality in
our comedy.
<jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

<pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a
sloppy meat pie and you sneeze really hard into the pie and
squeeze it and the meat comes out and scalds your legs and
you're doing 120 and can't do anything about it trying to wipe
snot from your steering wheel and scalding hot pie
<pork> cause i did that once and it sucked

<jre> What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don
Quixote, or a book on Greek Mythology?
<GenericSuperhero> READE YW OLDE KANTVRBVRY TALES
<GenericSuperhero> THEYE ARE SHURE TO BEE VARY INTERASTINGE
<GenericSuperhero> HOPEFULLYE, YOU WILL READE IT IN THINE OLDE
ENGLISHE
<EvilKosh> HELLO I AM JRE AND I HAVE TO READ HIGH FALOOTIN'
BOOKS
<jre> GENARIKE, THOU ART AN FAGOTE OF THE LOW'ST ORDRE
<GenericSuperhero> THANKE YOU JAREE-EE
<jre> DAMN'D BE THOU SEED, AND MAY'ST IT NE'ER PRODUSE A
PERSYONE OF ATTRAKTIVE CALIBAR
<GenericSuperhero> AYE, TISS MUSTVE HAPPENED TO YONDERS
MOTHERE WHENCE THOU WAS CAPTURED WITHIN HER WOMBE!
<jre> THOU SPEAKST LIKE A RAGEING MANHAT
<GenericSuperhero> AH! THEN EYE SPEAKTH LIKE THINES FATHRE!

<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art

<Murder-Is-Funny> I know this girl who is supposedly kinda
anti-social - so she says - and she's mentioned she doesnt go
many places or have many friends.. - but when I call her,
she's never home - whats that mean?
<Byte^> she has caller-id

<Brando457> is 1 KB bigger then a 700 MB disk ?