<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said  and
accepted it as truth 
<NoDamage> yes i have 
<NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable

<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?
<hh> i have
<hh> its awesome
<hh> i call it masturbation goo

<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along
<Mass> you have it ?
<Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD
<Mass> ohh dood send
<var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that
<var> and we can still be friends

Greg um...: west is that way.. --->
juggalett_chick: no thats north here
Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong
way...

<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did  the people do back when there
was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.

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<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
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<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)
<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and
forge a new thermostat

<Vic> You there X?
<X> no
<X> fuck

<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to
always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.

<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.
<X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time

<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like
Oprah retains water

<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes

<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she
wants
<Kiz`> just go up to a guy
<Kiz`> "sex?"
<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things
<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?

<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois?

<duckman> do you say gash?
<A|exander> not in polite company
<IonSurge> haha
<IonSurge> who here is polite company?
<A|exander> oops typo
<A|exander> meant police custody

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|wolex| hi
|wolex| Anyone active at this time?
* nobody is
|wolex| thanks
|wolex| but I need some help
* nobody can help you
|wolex| thanks again
* nobody wants to help you
|wolex| have a great day then
|wolex| oh thats better
|wolex| and why is that
|wolex| oh. nobody is a name!!!
|nobody| hahaha

<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive

<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs
(glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of
bent coathanger to both disks).
<Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING.
(ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid)

<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement 
on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a
woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be
taken the wrong way :P

<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night...
<Sp[A]rK> no shit...
<Mormi> Well... some..

<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell

<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny
cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small
room with a strobe light.

* Shi-chan beats Tino down
<Shi-chan> DIE
<Tino> haha
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon

<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom.
Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing
nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem
3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar
and duke goes "Wanna Dance?"  and "Shake it baby!"  I think
that's what alerted my mother.
<Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I
masturbate.

<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia?
<micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai?
<dlphoto> It's where idiots are from.

<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol
and less bile and phlegm.

<Bearsy> hehehe... you dont really NEED pants.. they're just a
nice to have
<rik0> i only have them for the pockets

<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's
wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my
voodoo doll.

adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful
woman in the world :~)
adam_afe >Laura!! :-)
Urthworm_afe > what does she say?
adam_afe > err..
adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless
gimp."

Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)
Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about
them
Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as
russian buscuits :-)
Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,
oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos

<Spengler> you know what?
<Spengler> the matrix would have made a really shit movie if
he took the blue pill.

Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values
out friendship but..."
Brianetta_afe > and this continues:
Brianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more."
Josh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind.

mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end
showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a
complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.
Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'

(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number
was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste
it to the phone

<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if
thats a sexual thing or what

<Pr3tent1ous> hey
<Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female
<Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper?

<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just
two weeks

<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how
intelligent they are
<HOTTIE_309> ok
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me

<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service
do you have?<misty11> internet explorer

<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is
<moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng

<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at
once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me

<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using
std::vector<Texture*>
<Kwyjibo> when i insert ()
<hanzwurst> throw it back ;)
<Kwyjibo> hey
<Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class
struggle" ;)

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<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the
wc final

<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez

<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...
till you can find a rock.

<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet.  i'm gonna make my
own.

<Noisedragon> hey chris
<Noisedragon>      C   H   R   I   S
<Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff"
<Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh

<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.

<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label
it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.
<Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing
<ender> Jag: ROFL!
* ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X
tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple
minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X
tunneling....
<Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....