<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber,
shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness
<me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of
lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great
hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root
and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i
lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh