<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100%
compression

<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally
drag himself to the trash can.

<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased
my this wet slut don't u?
<Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order
against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.

<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes
revolutionizing the internet as we know it
<trev-> you should all be thankful
<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
<spoon> stfu

<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a
hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the
information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT?

<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb?

<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?

TheGimpiestBean: i hate people....
EwwDontEatThat: heh
EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis
EwwDontEatThat: i mean people

<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like
"man, that must get boring after a while"
<[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh
<shea_> when i first saw programming
<shea_> i was like
<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\
<shea_> then i went back to porn

DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh.
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act
as quite the processor.
Eluorn : Theoretically.
can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human
brain
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range.
Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into
the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3
Eldoran : Err I dunno...
Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.

<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just
compiled?
<|89|> hell yeah
I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89|
<d4d5d6> open it
|89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)
<d4d5d6> haha what a tool

corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps
arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.

<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is
asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is

<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.
<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here
<UndeadFromStone> Wha?
<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@
<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?

<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB
<reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT.
<reflexive> ehehehehhehehe.
<|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath,
and thrashes your nerves.
<reflexive> ...where's the downside?

<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and
institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music

<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh
<MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him
<MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though

<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available
<Twid> living in parent's basement required

<orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship
bracelet with their spines and intestines
<jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>
<orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped
inside-out over someone's skull>

<Giuslaien> hi!!
<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with
Latin interferences.
<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of
changing music?
<Giuslaien> are you of where?
<Giuslaien> which your name?

<caspah> I woke up
<caspah> half on the couch
<caspah> half off
<caspah> with no clothes on
<caspah> and a condom next to ther couch
<djcrom> used?
<caspah> yeah
<caspah> BUT
<caspah> my gf left last night
<caspah> she went to a friends
<caspah> my gf wasn't here
<Vapno> was your ass sore?
<caspah> actually yeash

<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip
naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty,
bloody session of demented masturbation
<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found
a porno in my room

<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl

<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles
<djcrom> house party?
<djglitch> yea, hehe

<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster
<drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml
<djcrom> see, my bot rocks

<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat

<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69,
666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number
1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did

<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what
would it be?

<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse!
<RJR> Oo! Where?

<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like?  My friend
wants to know

<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I
had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my
pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the
trashcan o_O

<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option

<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid
setup be?
<stoldark> rpm?
<[S]evered> 7200
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<[S]evered> yes
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
<[S]evered> connected

<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses

<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE!
<^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?

<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on
paper..
<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...
<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral

<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON
(diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping
timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON
(diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong

<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot
<Eficent> i would hit it
<Carface> I would hit it
<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer

<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops
<Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment
<Gandalf> hmmm
<Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though
<Gandalf> an example you ask?
<Gandalf> no problem!
<Gandalf> ops:  <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin
<Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types
offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for
tracerouting

<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week

<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that
actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know

<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck

<BoShekk> hey
<jstepka> hey
<merkzu> hey
<BoShekk> its fat albert

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr.
Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook
at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by
the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda,
lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean
about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you
cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): extensions
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal):
5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
(@Ched): toes?

<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes 
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading

<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it
called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken

<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded.
"look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped
yet!"

<asvisn> there is no /leave
*** asvisn has left #quickbasic

<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'