<Brando457> wait NJ is east coast right
<PizzaMind> ...
<PizzaMind> dont you live in NJ?
<BRando457> yea

[02:21] * ekum is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[02:21] * ekum is away, work [log:OFF] [page:OFF]

Panny: I could sell my soul back to my ex for a computer.
RebelPrincess: don't.
Panny: I could sell my soul to Microsoft for a computer.
RebelPrincess: don't!!!!

<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk
people I judge as worthless into suicide

<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like,
hold me, talk to me...it's like why?

centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now
RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just
thrown in there to comfort me
centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it
<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no
one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking
assholes"

<Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY
jillhanna
<Burnquist__> fuck
*** Burnquist__ (FBI@TeraPro33-41.cable-lynx.net) Quit (Killed
(NickServ (Ghost command used by ne14a69)))

<BiG_GuY> did u know mother fucker what im gonna to do
*** BiG_GuY Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games
<@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to
run fast back and forth between the two

<oneiros> Damn it.
<oneiros> I do not understand this.
<Kyle> Uh oh.
<jwbozzy> ...
<Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.

<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe.

<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan
<chomp> did shit hit it?

<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his
vasectomy stitches

<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for
a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo

<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism
<Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so
stupid to keep having sex with women
<jre|away> It's not that.  The odd sperm cell can cling to air
particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina
<Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse
<Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not
commit

<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE

<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.

<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his
bike
<lukeiyo-e> .. from a chemist he says
<kodos> speed on a bike
<lukeiyo-e> peddling crack

<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch

<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local
newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station
security cameras paying off

<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?

<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we
fuckin showed them didnt we?

<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he
went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in
denmark

<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the
questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client
sending useless information to the server
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* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called
Mac Daddy :D

<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where
someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself

<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?
<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name
<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is

<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl
<coldacid> now when i piss
<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine
<nover> damn that has to suck
<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner
bubbles
<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid
<coldacid> yes
<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing
fresh clothing

[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here

(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis

Moonli3756 :  my butt looks 100 times better than your face
Shaboobooboo :  and gets fucked over 10 million times more

<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside
of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child
and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result

<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world
<Falcon24> ok
<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc

<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the
language well enough

<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to
the rail
<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't
wanna see
<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean
saltwater
<midi> is indeed your bladder...
<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)
<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off
trying to
<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down
at them
<midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track. 
and if
<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.
<midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that?
<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for
<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree,
and you
<hoche> can pee on me! o/~
<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the
misfortunes of
<Squeedle> others
<midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting
natural
<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's
win-win.

<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night
stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell
<waffle> #bearcave
<Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon

<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be
identified

<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the
earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough
water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4
or 5 hour drive from any beaches.

<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to
distract the wal-mart staff
<V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden

<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams
about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass

(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question

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<Mikado`> dammit
<Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd
<^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community

<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago
<JohnnyBra> 1.5 months???
<JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals!
<mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago

<^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple
objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a
little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like
3000 squirrels

<D`Amour> time to
gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired

<Gekigangr> somewhere, out there on the net, is an HD full of
lame quotes

<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate
<Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes.
<Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this?
<Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended
targets, the others can't see it, right?
<ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain...
<Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know
how gay I think he is
<Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden?
<Mikado`> LOL
<Mitsukake> What?
<Mitsukake> What's so funny?

<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds
<ChuffyCow> except cuts on the penis.