<Lokonopa> you know what would be the funniest thing to see? when those spelling bee contests come on tv, and the announcer gives a kid a really hard word to spell...and at that exact moment a guy in the back screams "HOLY FUCK!"
<bizzy> great, i get TWO doomed projects <bizzy> "hey, we canned the guy doing this stuff too. Can you start work on re-inventing the wheel asap?"
* cj_ installs svgalib. <cj_> gonna test quake2 on linux <nwinter> nice. <cj_> then i can play with myself <nwinter> GRODEY. <cj_> no seriously. my monitors face inwards at me, and both the mice are within an arms reach. i can chase myself around.
<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday. <Toast> *sigh* <dert> oh god <Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles away
<nwinter> i am personally more concerned about israel and palestine cutting ties with each other than who's whipping who. :) <nwinter> but perhaps i am being trendy in my concern for more interesting issues. :)
<nwinter> i think i could've made a better spreadsheet with graph paper and a crayon. <hep> hahaha <nwinter> i had to put an audit i did into a spreadsheet because apparently my boss doesn't like documents in the UNIVERSALLY READABLE format known as ASCII. <nwinter> he will soon receive my weekly status report as an attachment named "micromanagement.txt"
<nwinter> i am the king of EXCEL. <nwinter> kinda. <nwinter> i used staroffice to make an excel document. <nwinter> and learn how to make a spreadsheet in the process. <Lacroix> i bow to your mastery :) <nwinter> i am now THAT MUCH MORE of a marketable unix admin! <nwinter> what does all of this mean? <nwinter> my boss is a retard.
<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?" <Encapsulate> "I have a department now?" <Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you" <Encapsulate> "I have a department?" <Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?"" <Toast> heh <Encapsulate> "A whole department?" <Encapsulate> "Yes" <Encapsulate> "You mean interconnect?" <Encapsulate> "Yes! Ok, we'll put that down" <Encapsulate> "I feel more important when I'm called 'Fixed Network'." <Toast> heh <Encapsulate> "More important?" <Encapsulate> "Yea." <Encapsulate> "Ok, You can be fixed network"
<DaveCBio> Man, if drama could be harnassed as a power source the world would be lit up forever
<Toast> I prefer to op softly and carry a big kline
[S+Z] Signoff: Atlaz_ (.) <Joke> Why does Atlaz always quit with just one tit?
<@cloudchild> if i wanted to drink the blood from a horned creature, i would've went after bob dole <@DarkDread> I just thought those were really large ears. <@cloudchild> nope horns. and he hides his tail well...but you can see his hoofed feet if the camera angle is right <@cloudchild> "I'm bob dole! i kill virgins and drink the blood of the pope!" <@DarkDread> what's so bad about that? <@cloudchild> nothin.
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. <Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
Skyraider: you might be surprised how black clouds can be :) MrPumpernickel: rgb: 0,0,0?
<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. <Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it
<Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the computer looking at pictures of dildos <Fentom> trekkies look down on me and call me sad
<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart. You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. <zebulon_y> w <ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean. <zebulon_y> e <ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it. <zebulon_y> drink beer <ignatz> glug. <zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf <ignatz> FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die.
<AceAway> well later bitches of to the hospital <SForce> that sounds promising <AceAway> not really spend half my life going to them all part of being stuck in this damn wheelchair <SForce> unfortunate <SForce> makes me want to stand up
<Gorilla> aye. they didnt have any Dogs Bollocks in sainsburys, so i took a customer comment's card, and expressed my disappointment with them not stocking Dog's Bollocks on their shelves. <Gorilla> tey sent me back a letter saying that they do not stock chinese delicacies. i think they thought i meant the actual testicles.
<OmegaWeapon> no i believe you but i aslo think you are lying
<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me <Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind <Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble" <Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does nothing..." <purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p
* kaori hugs Corey as a friend. <Surago> how else do you hug someone? <kaori> There are <kaori> different ways <kaori> to hug people <Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs while you suck my penis?
<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet <NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my dick.
<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online <Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
<eller> my kids will be breast fed by Cat5
<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex <Rottencrotch> wuts ur point <LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate
<MoonFog> Accept my send!! <spark-> are you behind a firewall? <MoonFog> Yes. but i can send <spark-> Please consult your network administrator <MoonFog> I am, and i know it works <spark-> Please insult your network administrator
<mindran> ok i'm going to be fired <mindran> i made some thing generate random passwords for this app i just made <mindran> and sent it out <mindran> and some of them are horrible :( <mindran> i dont want to be the person who's password is now "hard14long" <mindran> or "like10come"
2( SilentSniper ) : I took my ps2 to florida, and the airport security bomb checker dude wouldnt stop asking me questions... "Did you get it when it was $200 or $300? Should I get an XBox or a PS2? I heard that a Ps3 is coming out? What is the best game?" 14( OuT-4-BlooD ) : haha 02( SilentSniper ) : SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES AND QUESTIONABLE FOREIGNERS
<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either
<bin\girl> im evolved from elephants <Pioenz> i can see that :-)
<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms? <True_Blue> I always turn them inside out, I'm selfish
<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should develop a neural connection so I can sit here and not even have to move. <martinb> sure. Can it write this requirements spec I'm working on, too? <luminosity> Why the hell not? <luminosity> While it's at it it can do my homework so I can concentrate on fun stuff. <martinb> so get working on it! <martinb> no, wait, recusion <martinb> damn
<NK|Snipe>_____/\_____\o/_____ <NK|Snipe>^Shark Attack :)
<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as! <Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on? <lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org <Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect.. <Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out <Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair <Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter
<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com *** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org) <Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.
<Trendarth> wb <Yamatto> ta <Trendarth> np <@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days... <Trendarth> dk <Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour <@antix> ok
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<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work <Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry
DeusXMac: sex? themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more; yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does." BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches. <etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.
<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse <shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference? <shqua> Err... <shqua> Mouse. shqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud <DrFreud> Oh, my...
<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy software like linux. fucking assholes
<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding.. <Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI <Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test <CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot> BABEL FISH The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs. <Mr_CAD> lol <Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :)
<Starchild> !define PCMCIA <CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA. <CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2: <CCU-Bot> PCMCIA <CCU-Bot> <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International <CCU-Bot> Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry <CCU-Bot> Acronyms). <CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2) <Starchild> hey, fuck you