<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and
he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i
said.. because yours isnt erect
<Ize > eew

<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER
NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE
IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE
ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF
THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!!

<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client
<pplante> hmm what to do what to do
<omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post.
<pplante> tried that
<pplante> it didnt solve the problem though
<omega> do it harder, it will solve mine.
<pplante> die

<FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A
LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD?

<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh
<freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head

<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and
there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?
<@netwerk> thats stupid
<@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just
said

<hybridy2k>  how do i give ppl ops with a certain level
<@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an
axe and murder your parents

<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it
killed me instead
<@p00mint> HAHAHA

<CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had
British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but
instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French
technology.

<Speedsta> heh, just wasted 25c on a msg saying: ":`("

<WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or
Windows 9x

<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things
<+b00st> don't ask

<netwerk> who the fuck are you and what do you want
<mahone> ý want met you speak bat ý from en turkey
<mahone> end ý can t gut speak en englesh

(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric
system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people

<Glide20> americans are so stupied

<Gr1nR> I tell girls...\"I need a file - but its stuck in this
archive named PANTS.ZIP - what should I do???\"

<Harrit> dv you arround?
<Bionic_6> digital video it all around us
<Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe
<Bionic_6> the water u drink
<Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck
<Bionic_6> everywhere
<Harrit> dv8... you still around?
<Harrit> smart ass

<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too
<Bionic_6> yea
<Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground

<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug,
do you suppose?

<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door
<jej> SWEET.
<cj_> he's hella pushy too.
<jej> BUY MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number
<cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her
<jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now
<spides> ahaha
<spides> Door to Door Meat
<spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy
way
<cj_> this guy is a freak
<cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10
minutes ago
<cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30
<spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door
<cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a  nut

<quatoria> it was high-larious
<Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and
thought it was
funny?
<hep> high "at the time?"
<hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point
<hep> :>

<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high
ping when
they're winning?
<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA
<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)

<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning
:)
<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am
winning. DUH.

<cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me
that my
shirt is both inside out and backwards.
<jej> is it?
<cj_> it is.
<cj_> i pulled the whole Fashion Statement routine..

<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis.

<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me?
<hep> cause you dont put out
<Encapsulate> Dude, I so do.
<Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with.
<hep> lies!
<Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I
PUT OUT!
<hep> well yeah you put out THEN
<Encapsulate> You said so!
<hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies!

* go_boy getting his haujobb on
<jej> i read that as 'handjob'
<go_boy> i assumed you would
<jej> you can always count on me.
<go_boy> for a handjob?
<jej> of course.
<go_boy> rockin.

<Trelane>it'd be really weird if we died at the same time
<LOAF> We could die at 8/7 central.

<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD
<bizzy> i need to see that
<Kin-San> its funny as all hell
<Toast> yeah, good movie
<hep> oooh yeah
<hep> i <heart> that movie
<hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though
<hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak
<Kin-San> lol
<hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the
kids at home playing along) :>
<Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name
<Kin-San> I figured something like this
<Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah
<quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you?
<quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol?

<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over
Liberache's online
presence.
<Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while.

<deimos> what are you installing?
<hep> your mom
<hep> YourMom v.2.4.5
<deimos> wow
<deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me
<hep> she does that deimos

BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked
for him were the most honest people he ever knew
TX Luder : interesting
TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be
honest after youve had a dick in you ass
TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken
seriously

<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data
<Twid> cj: eek!
<Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed.
<Kin-San> 20k? holy...
<cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today.
<Kin-San> lol
<Twid> good.  as long as normal business procedures were
followed

<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a
reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory  that
uses pine
<cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later

<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe"

<Encapsulate> So
<Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the
next word I
heard over the cube walls.
<Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was
"Auschwitz"

<tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I
<Twid> really?  i just got there
<tamara> obviously livejournal hates canada.
<jej> WHO DOESN'T.
<Twid> they probably banned all of canada
<Twid> or dedicated a modem line to routing to canada
<tamara> 14.4

<Acheron> hep: :P
<Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart.
<hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on
using it.
<hep> today
<Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but
S.F. is a
helluva reach, even for more gifted folks
<Mitzy> despicable.
<Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching
exercise as I used
to.
<para> that's a .sigfile right there.,
<Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv!

<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST.

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin
at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab
down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5
submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then
all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy
loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot
sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore
fetish gay
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im
gay... it owns

<jej> i will 0wn services again.
<Toast> my /away r00t kit isn't working

<deimos_> so now i gotta get bitchx working the way i want
<deimos_> and modify the stats util for bitch log format
<deimos_> hh, bitchx rather
<Toast> yeah, I was going to say that hep doesn't HAVE  a log
format..

<hep> you told me!
<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>
<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?
<Encapsulate> No
<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee
<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants",
that is
<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power
<Encapsulate> Or PPP
<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"
<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use
your wang
modem to dial up to the internet?

<hep> husbands girlfriend EXTREMELY annoying
<Ach|medicated> damn husbands, and their whiny girlfriends!
<Ach|medicated> (number 37 of The Big List of Things You Never
Expected to
Say)

<Seros_work`> :|  <--- this is my interested face
<Ithaqua> 8=====D  <--- This is my penis. Suck it.
<deVoca_work> life-size

<Squinky> Are all Vietnamese people named Nguyen or something?
<Sopabuena> Yes
<Squinky> I know about 8 with that last name, but none with a
different one
<Sopabuena> If you go to Vietnam and shout "NGUYEN" everyone
will look at you

<Mand> If I had to be an x-men, i'd be Gambit.
<Ithaqua> I thought you WERE an ex-man.

<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped
talking to
me by now.

<melanarchy> I mean I don't want to be too mean
<melanarchy> but there are levels of acceptable IRC stupidity

<Starscream> okay, you guys suck and blow simultaneously,
making you all
excellent trumpet players.