<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my
keyboard permenently holds down p?

<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my
house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<ddrfreak> really?
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the
other channel?

<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick
<Hellwarrior> one sec

<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup
already!
<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation,
those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in
the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
<bloom> Aren't you french?
<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind
of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4
years...

<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get
em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)

Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh
SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and
said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was
a shark."

<MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate
Barracuda IV's :D
<MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array
<MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?!
* Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head
<Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it.

<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO
<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an
immense iron penis

dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with
me, and that
upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you"
-dsp, nz2600

<Sparky> My new years resolution is 1280x1024.

<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats
snails and says ooga booga" style look to him
<Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga
booga and lays cable for a living"

<rogers> hahah
<guyen> roger: i love you man
<guyen> and by "love" i mean that special "stab you in the
face and shit down your throat" love
<rogers> i love you too man

<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a
hair to a fly
<kritical> whyd you do that?
<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet

<Jed_D`Lagged> I don' tknow, I really woulden't want a penis I
coulden't hide under my desk.
<Jed_D`Lagged> Or one that would take more than one hand to
masturbate
<Farnarcle> did i miss something

<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up
to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a
ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"
<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls,
ma'am"
<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and
just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without
another word
<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five
minutes before she starts her car again
<guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would
have gone LAPD on my ass

<CiaAgent> if worldcom goes under they will have to close the
internet

<Ozzy|> whoa, now i understand why its cheaper to build your
own comp
<Rufio]LK[> explain your reason
* Rufio]LK[ drinks his milk so it can come out his nose :P
<Ozzy|> haha
<Rufio]LK[> hurry, i wanna hear why :P
<Ozzy|> ok, cuz i thought the motherboard costs the most...
but i'm lookin at em here and its only around $30

<@haleguu> I cant believe RKelly has more kids out
<@haleguu> err vids
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> lol
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what vid does he have out now?
<@Tama|LongVacation> the one where hes humping little 13 year
olds
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> is it called "i am a lolicon" ft 14yr olds

<angie> yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today.
<guyen> can't be that bad, she's pretty hot.  i could tap dat
azz all day
<guyen> godamn i need a picture of her so i can at least jerk
off to it
<angie> isn't she in your class, just stare at her with your
photographic memory.
<guyen> believe me i do, she's got an azzzzzzz
<angie> she's also right behind me.
<guyen> are you serious?
<angie> yea.  she says you're pretty cute too.  says you
should have the balls to ask her out though.
<guyen> um, will you go out with me?
<angie> she says yes.  pick her up tomm 7:30 after her evening
class, she wants to see kate and leopold or whatever.
<guyen> are you kidding me?  holy shit!  im calling your house
now
<angie> no i'm just fucking with you.
<guyen> your're a bitch you know that
<angie> i know.

<Falcon> bk is your name turd mcturdburger. fuck you.
<bk> what why did you just go off on me
<bk> when we are clearly best friends for life

jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this
girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me
... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we
do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is
what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun
so she dosent think i a total loser ..
TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new
excitment to the relationship

Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the
ftp can do?
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that
would show the commands you could do with something.....
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: nevermind
Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark :-D
Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH!  :(

<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up
<chibi> 24hrs or something
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> and stage it
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> the next thing i say u say "count me
in"
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> im going to take a dump on your face
<chibi> count me in
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> rofl
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> GENIOUS
<chibi> indeed
<chibi> help if you spelt genius right :D

@(camo) erawtic: any chance of getting pussy?
@(camo) lol
@(camo) just tell her: "i got a better play to see... a puppet
play... now unzip my pants and say hello to mr. helmethead"
úúú Topic: rew sets topic [ten bucks says camo has no game. oh
wait, whos dumb enough to bet against that.]
@(diffuse) camo: that wasnt even funny.
@(diffuse) at all.
@(rew) hence my topic.
@(erawtic) camo jesus
@(rew) if i had said that in front of real people i would have
gone 'im really sorry im going to leave now, dont worry about
calling me'
@(diffuse) yeah no shit.

<davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5
if you ever have to flee the country!
<[Rizz]> start a fund "bring zeev to the UK"
<@Zeev> I'd rather die than make PHP 5.0, thank you :)

<Cuban Atlas> See, Zeir, FD is smart..He ops himself the
moment he enters
<FD> This way I can abuse the power faster
<Polo> That's the American way
<FD> Damn right

<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben,
and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!

* Spoon casts Wall of Silence
*** Spoon sets mode: +m
<Goku> why?
<Spoon> Because exo went insane
<Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level
* Sentinel checks..
*** Sentinel sets mode: -m
<exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
*** Sentinel sets mode: +m

<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night?
<kas> he msged you on aim
<SDMF> he msged me?
<kas> i put in big bold letters
<kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW
<kas> and yur roommate answered
<kas> and was like who's this
<kas> and ize like
<kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike
<kas> is he there?
<kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad
<kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off

<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are
looking for. Move along.
<tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids?
<@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you?

*** Sipx (Dan@ip68-1-162-251.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #aol
<kas> do you enjoy cox?
<Sipx> hm
<Sipx> its OK
<Sipx> not really though
<Sipx> im in rhode island.
<kas> is cox big in rhode island?
<Sipx> yes, it is

<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and
glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's
Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought
that"

<+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D
visualisation plugins like winamp
<%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC?
<+Kumaneko> text rate?
<+Genome> FAGS PER SECOND

urban13eatnik : I wonder. is there a feeling when you see a
woman in porno and you're sure that she's someone you know?
BeHeMoTh101 : yes
urban13eatnik : what is it?
BeHeMoTh101 : it's called IKNOWDATBITCH

TX Luder : dude
TX Luder : i just had a genius idea
TX Luder : m&ms frozen in ice cubes
TX Luder : just think of it man
TX Luder : your sucking on ice
TX Luder : then WHAM
TX Luder : m&m

HiTtHiS2002 : i'd drive by with all the neons on... and guys
everywhere in a 1/4 mile radius would run to the nearest
bathroom to nut one
BeHeMoTh101 : who needs a bathroom
BeHeMoTh101 : that's why god invented pants

<Joe_> <DarkVeng> if you wanna just be a yesman, there are
thousands of jobs in corporate amercia that have better hours
and better pay for less work  <-- where are they?
<Technogeek> Enron.

<BloodFromStone> I suck at weeping... But, ill try my best...

<Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you
<BloodFromStone> A message for me?
<BloodFromStone> From whom?
<Xellchiri> Darthie
<Xellchiri>  "May you be cursed with the flatulence of a rabid
camel."
<BloodFromStone> Xell: Hrmm... I find myself uninjured by her
attacks. =P
* Xellchiri rolls 1d20 :: 8
<Xellchiri> yeah, she missed

<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my
shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch
TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say
"ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he
laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like
im some kind of pervert.
<Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for
their punchlines?

* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite
sex if he gets a C in Literature.
<Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades,
but this is ridiculous!

<Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature
<ichibod> fuck off dicklicker
<Zorix> bite me fucktard

<_astrOdz> you know if you shoplift , you dont pay tax

<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s
<astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke
<astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to
zip up all of freebsd and openbsd
<astroDZ> anyone care to confirm?

<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends
are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic,
and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time  
where should I do it, and how can I make it the most

<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are
pope
<Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.
<Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would
be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.

<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch
<[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and whore part, yes

<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog?

<WAP> @find indonesian girl

HolyViper7: it could be worse :P
Ebyan: It could be better
HolyViper7: everything could be better
Ebyan: everything could be worse
HolyViper7: not oprah
HolyViper7: she cant get any worse.