<jimmie> i was gonna spell something with our inaddrs so when
you tracerouted
our network it said stuff

<PetrDoubt> Geez, I'm going to have to set up a procmail
filter to deal with
employee farewell notices.

<ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up."
<ktmguy> Voice in Background at Pac Bell: "Ray, are you sure
we're supposed to
be hearing your personal problems?"

<E> and it gets worse. sprint said that ascend techincal
support said the
problem w/ fast busy's on my PRI was due to my radius
server.

<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e
<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#reload
<Sysco:#cisco> there, now she's a blonde

<amm> I blew up a $590,000 spectrometer today
<amm> xney: yeah, but its covered under insurance
<amm> I quenched an NMR 700mhz magnet which caused an
explosion in the
computer room destroying all the sparcs in there :D

SomeNick: if you tell a girl to never call you again and that
she annoys you.... haven't spoke to her in over a month and
she's msg'd you a few times on aim but you didn't reply... do
you think calling her and telling her it was all a big joke is
believable?

<WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a
chicken head
<WintrHawk> a power company found that out the hard way

<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1
<toonz> mae-west1#oh shit
<toonz>           ^
<toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker.

<Mystery> singapore is nice
<_eight> pussy is so cheap there.
<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore
<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat
<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong
singaporean cemeteries.

<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the
obvious
<Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a
hamster

<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off
while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

<KB8> im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> im sick of you to
<KB8> no im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> no ,im sick of you to
<KB8> you gte on my damn nerves
<crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe
<KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later
<crazypale> ok l8r

<drunkers> do you know who i am?
<vinnieT> nope
<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your
knee and make your knee read a book
<vinnieT> i dont read

<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke
<drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones

<rtwh0> why are you upset?
<sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh?
<rtwh0> umm never mind
<sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther
fucker , god damn

<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human
sphere

<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+Wyatt> 1
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your
company go public?

<GaRlic> how you like my new name?
<drunkers> it stinks

<drunkers> hey what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers
<drunkers> what?
<[Piratez]> huh?
<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool
<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else

<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like
hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that

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<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll
just go run some errands.

<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my
parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you  dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me

? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of
2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm   *- 0.01% (checked email)

<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck

<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE
ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS
AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"

<enJoy> just the other day
<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"
<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna
strangle him"
<[zT]Lunchie> =-0

[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3
(hurry-now@ip121.cleveland4.oh.pub-ip.psi.net)
<WD_40> your nick is not acceptable.
<n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed

<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!

<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. 
if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete
all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all
your processes, delete all your files, and remove your
account."

<piglet3> [info] #gaysm      5       Don't f*&% with the topic
PIG
<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they
can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'.

Bezoar    of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is
pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little
while, it goes away, and you're immune for life.
eval      sounds like religion

Leftist   i like songs where they count or spell things, to
fill space.
Eeyore    so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?

pinkboy   so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to
1200lbs?
ScottM    <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your
1200lb wife?
pinkboy   I can't imagine that it would be too difficult,
unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.

<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a
non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that?

*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast
augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak

<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs
<travolta> 15 year olds can drive?
<ismell> permit
<MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live
<ismell> colorado
<travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have
guns and trench coats

*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor
*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor
*Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky
<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au
*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)

<\broken> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell

<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :]

<ouija> He likes to hit on girls
<ouija> and then go like
<ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER!

<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US
set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.
<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into
the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.

<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers
<treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per
chunk of meat
<treaps> \m/
<ouija> Thats a good ratio
<treaps> general tso is pussy though
<ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle
Chinese doom peppers!"
<treaps> WHAT U TINK?
<treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?

<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a
warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.
<nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings.  I guess you need to
have a spare handy.
<kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.
<kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over
<nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family
dinners.

<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than
your ancestor apes
<fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape
ancestors
<fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede
your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine

<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying
to do math or program computers
<rdgzt> What's diezepam?
<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?

<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha

<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes
<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them

<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on
IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself
doing so.