<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY
<Stickman_Retard> lol
<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS
FUNNY"

<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf
<Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :)

<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est
<GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a
quick cam?

<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on
redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone
that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to
lie...sorry..

<|Rain|> whoa neat
<|Rain|> the windows 2000 background has a silhouette of a man
jumping off a building from frustration

<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or
something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv
shows and such

<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<orion> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY

<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train
<^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train

* ween has joined #gaysex
* ChanServ sets mode: +o ween

-Stevie-O- from what I hear, the average WebTV user makes it
look like the average AOLer belongs in MIT

<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?
<eX|chika|afk> get any cool shit while u were over there, like
HIV or Herpies ?

<murderoustroll> what do you guys think.. my freinds mum
splits neurons n shit 2night and tells me that its $3 to stay
for dinner, $1 to stay the night , prerequisites being that i
shower and strip before bed..
<murderoustroll> was i right to swear a heap n leave?

<gig103> I drove by the fire department the other day, and
they had a big public awareness sign that read, "Are your
house numbers visible?" I thought, "Who the hell cares?  How
about you just stop at the house that's on fire?!"

[Shinji] I think he threatened to kill me actually, although
it was so badly spelt that I wasn't sure if it was a death
threat or a request to see if I wanted another cappuchino

<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s
<Fanboy> cool.
<PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337
<Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?

*** Now talking in #clubsi.com
*** Topic is 'I hate Linux because it makes me type "man
mount"'
*** Set by Arctil on Wed Jul 10 16:27:12

<^bat-sai> sendai :p
<sendai> bob
<^bat-sai> hows lismore?
<sendai> ok
<sendai> not horrible
<sendai> :)
<sendai> leaving tomorow afternoon   :)
<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<sendai> what happened bob?
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were
there to play baseball on the snes

<ninth> creed is the cutting edge
<JtHM> just cuz they make you want to slit your wrists doesn't
make them cutting edge

<mrm> i hate realplayer
<lummie> its good for cartoons
<mrm> yeah
<mrm> but it crawls deep into the anus of my computer
<mrm> and hides there eternally
<mrm> until i least expect it
<JtHM> your computer has an anus?!
<Fesh> realplayer installs it

<Samrod> while ME, on the other hand, FOUND a digital Casio
watch, spend 2 days breaking the code to access the phonebook,
called a buncha peaple to see who they know in common, and
eventually found its rightfull owner, which turned out to be a
classmate
<fGewA> me find digital watch!
<fGewA> me call rightful owner!

<SamGod> crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't
breath fresh air 'cuz all I smell is gasoline
<Coda> why do you smell gasoline SamGod?
<SamGod> Coda:  'cuz I smell like gasoline
<Coda> why?
<SamGod> Coda: I kinda happened to shove an exaust pipe in my
sleve for warmth for a few hours last night
<Twist-> See? he is a psycho.
<SamGod> well, actually, I switched off between one sleve,
then the other, then my pant leg, then the other, etc...
<Twist-> didn't occur to you to get inside the car?

<SamGod> I turn on the faucet to wash my hands, put my hands
in the stream of water, and all of a sudden I stop and get
TOTALLY grossed out and I'mlike "Oh GROSS, dammit!!" thinking
I just got a ton of piss all over my hands.  Then I realize
it's a freaking FAUCET and water comes out of it, not piss. 
What the HELL was my brain thinking?

<|^V^|Grim_Reaper> sorry but im exstreamly intelagent and i
have a dick and my g/f happens to be scard of it

<Zorix> fuckin sob.. one of utelfla's routers is down
<Zorix> i only got half the internet

<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...
<intokbles> im from argentina,
<nobody> its ok jose
<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof
<nobody> : )
<nobody> actually it is goof

<@harb> Hah. So the only food I've got is a fortune cookie,
and the fortune reads "May you have a good appetite."
Bastards.

<mikem> Myst IV:  Yes Mac Users Still Think This Is Fun

<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick
<@BigJesus> sand paper
<+royceda59> lol
<+kmad> fuck you, not fallign for that again

<HighKaramba> people who live in silicon houses should not
throw pocket protectors

<Godless1> I didn't see it posted asshole
<StupidAsshole> did you ad hom me, or call me by my name?

<funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have
you seen our CD's?

<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was
all computer geeks,
scientists, and university students remember when the tsunami
of AOLusers came
in.  We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came
and revealed
the AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the
slope-browed,
mouth-breathing idiocy they displayed.  They made "ME TOOO!"
sound like a work
of Shakespeare.

(juslooken) i looked at the bouncer and said 'u dont need to
see my id'
(juslooken) and he said 'i dont need to see your id
(juslooken) it was very jedi

<HeatDeath> You should take care of your nipples. They may not
seem important
now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you.

Mortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist
Mortaneous> I thought Darwinian evolution woulda killed em off
the first time they attacked the toaster with a knife for
eating their bread

EpsilonII> Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie in
the remake of "A Pack of Lips Now!

HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to
go into fetal position?
seventhcrow> spice world

<Ouroboros> The large print giveth, and the fine print taketh
away.

<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when
you're standing :(
<nzc> so takem off
<dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out
<dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being
arrested
<dabblerblue> i hate that

<@Po|2N`GotSex> ok everyone this is the most funniest thing
that has happended to me in years....
<@Po|2N`GotSex> my g/f mom found out we fucked
<ownsya> lol
<@Po|2N`GotSex> and we sat and talked it out

<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos.  I
would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of
2x4s for autocannon rounds.

<Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp
<Lyon> oops
<Lyon> well, i'm off to read and sleep
<Derian> looks like you need all the dlrrp you can get.

<Actaeon> Stupid three-dimensional universe.
<Violetnite> Better than a two dimensional universe.
<Actaeon> Well, depends on the dimensions.
<Actaeon> And really, it is a good/bad thing.
<Violetnite> What is the good and bad.
<Violetnite> Just curious.
<Actaeon> The three-dimensionality makes it so that I am
seperated from people I meet on here by actualy traversable
space. On the other hand, three dimensions are necessary for
tits. So, guess I just have to deal.

<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a
hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.
<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when
it goes, "oh, fuck."

<shitpencil> I try not to discriminate when calling people
niggers

<@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever
<@redium> maybe the gas-station generic glow in the dark ones
break.. but real ones dont
<+elf> ...glow in the dark ones...?
<+elf> how can you misplace your penis so badly that you need
for it to glow?
<@redium> its the entertainment factor, not the visibility
factor
<+elf> i see...

<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND
PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him

<vqhmdragn> rawk!
<S4murai> exactly
<vqhmdragn> twat I cunt hear you I must have a ear infucktion,
plz cum closer
<S4murai> I too have an ear infucktion butits ok, I have a
pill to take every half whore
<vqhmdragn> I'm afriad I cunt afwhored such a pill :(
S4murai> a little less expenisive is a small prick to your
finger. Tit's the Doctwhore's bill that'll clit you in the
end.
<vqhmdragn> so twats up s4murai?
<S4murai> nut much, you?
<vqhmdragn> just chillin out
<vqhmdragn> wait, it's midnut, I just turned 18, that's twats
up
<S4murai> really? that's ballsome!
<vqhmdragn> yea now I can buy cigs legaly, I cuntent bewhore

<Moogboy> That Quotes page is retarted
<Moogboy> Do you know how much of them are most likely
completely fake?
<WeslyC> I hear ya man
<WeslyC> This is one of 'em.
<Moogboy> O_o

<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend
live with your parents, how in the fuck do you manage to bang
her?
<jre> It wasn't so much of a bang as a dull thud."