<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink...

* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error
messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese.
<kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though?
<Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^

<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's
typewriter
<cardinal> under similar circumstances
<alayna> :blink:
<cardinal> drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the
light, found
<cardinal> the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the
lid,
<cardinal> pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed
<cardinal> discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong
door, and
<cardinal> found the typewriter, not the toilet, which
explains the lack
<cardinal> of flush lever
<Deke> and the *ding* when he finished
<cardinal> all I could say when he told me the story was "Good
thing it
<cardinal> wasn't a Selectric"

<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.
<maladono> never
<Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-<
<Venom|WorkProblem> lol
<Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time
on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...
<[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.
<maladono> im no slut!
<[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there
are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or
promiscous.... or even just free spirited.

<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?
<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna
here.
<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining
<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where
its nice or something

<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o)

* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)
<@tatpoop> Hi dad.
<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;
<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES

<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small
budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to
act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand".

<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical
mouse and it's in your ps2 port
<sCuber> ?:P
<sCuber> playstation ?
<mos6581> no
<sCuber> i got a microsoft optical
<sCuber> playstation2 exists

<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much
better than firewall.
<Dzarg> lol :)))
<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.
<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than
firewall, isn't it?

<su-Septik`wrk>  when the world trade center bombing occurred,
the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my
friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be
desperate for a playstation 2"

<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls
and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.
<Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody
goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent
says, "whats jizz?"
<Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls
says "Its something guys do."
<Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.."
<Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her
hand.
<Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."

<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of
shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes
shit electricity gun you fucking faggot

<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of
monogamy
<river> it's a boolean thing

ùíù WALLOP lilo:  Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is
no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian
spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)

<@Cyb> wtf is it
< tom> like pictionary
< tom> it sounds gay but its actually really fun
< tom> until people start drawing pictures of kkk people with
NIGGERS DIE written on them
< tom> but that only happened this one time

ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
<ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire

<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home
<MU-Smash> why?

<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might
like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like
"you know, killing people"

<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers
house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my
bike back to my house to beat off

<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too
<Nija> boy, was she pissed

<Erad> homophobics are gay

<Icereaver> how do i go afk?

<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal
with the homeless...it's called winter

<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean

<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my
Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the
latinos and i said cardboard boxes

<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better
programmer than that faggot bill gates...
<shadowylight> really... THATS COOL...
<erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door
<shadowylight> wutever
::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66
(miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca);
<shadowylight> erik?!
<shadowylight> brb kalling erik
<weezelpunk> sure thing buddy
<shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected......

<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about
it whan the you face it (speaciel when you are strenger in
other land).(ÇøÍ íÇ Òãä ÇáÚÌÇíÈ ÇáÐí ÇÐÇ ÝÊÍÊ Ýãß ÞÇáæÇ ãÏÑí
ãÇáß)i want to talk about man that was in his way with peasce
and with succece and suddnly people(who isnt know who are them
untel now)want to (may be)made defamation or not .(he doesnt
know ).the important thing he is trying to uncover them.he
doesnt know what is round to him and they d

<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put
your hands up

<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'

<SS|Away|Dreaming|> RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Take your chances.  2:1
odds. Type @pull to see if you win or lose - If you loose you
get kicked.
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
Quits: SS|Away|Dreaming| (SierraSoni@AC829966.ipt.aol.com)
(Excess Flood)

@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a
linux cd in my windows computer

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<christina19> chatting is gay

<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site

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SiCK oF SPeaKiNG To GiRLS THaT LoVe THeMSLeVeS, GiVe ouT FaKe
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MeeT uP aNÐ Go SHoPPiNG 2MoRooW

<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates
<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid
<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking
<drunker> my wallet

<TRiP]> so you got a bf?
<wersa666> yeah, you have a gf?
<TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm
planning on buying a GF3 next week though
<wersa666> ok...

<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell
script.
<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.

<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now

[01:03am] ·ct· last night
[01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the
bathroom
[01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in
[01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits
[01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light
[01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom
[01:03am]  Necro  ...

<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?
<Nighthawk> Caffeine
<StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)
<Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)

(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure,
and all i could think about was banging his daughter

<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can

<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 -
2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v
Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM:
Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/
16502
<abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?
<IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs
and come back..
<abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the
future.

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<khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up
<khalek> this is not #perl

(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.

<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw
<^Matt^> :/
<Windogg> doh
<^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time
<^Matt^> like this was the one
<^Matt^> :)
<Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the
one"  I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart
started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started
sweating, and I got all weak
<Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers

<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ?
<Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u
<Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?

<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of
Errol Flynn

<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight
<filo> what an upstanding individual