<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos

<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time
of your life)
(live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p |
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<hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
RyanRony> are u 56k
<hyp3r> yeah =)
<RyanRony> eek, heh
<RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
<hyp3r> no
<RyanRony> oh

<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't
be shewed upon...
<Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens
<Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while
ago,
<Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...

<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens
his mouth and manage to put another cock in it

<mota> I WAS RIGHT
<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net
<mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt
<mota> and tennis balls up her ass

<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was
vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this
channel work, I think

<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it,
6, 7 months have passed...
<rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit?

<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into
the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might.  we should be careful.

<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the
fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I
said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so
we don't have to download stuff for dinner"

<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight?  A Z-Fighter from dragon
ball z, or a jedi master?
<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of
things that need to be factored in
<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go
really fast, and releport etc
<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen
before he does it, and he has a light saber..
<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will
never really know
<Vyse> GOD DAMNIT, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a
pussy looks like?

[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too!
[Shinji] then again, you'd be pretty disturbed if you spent
your life this close to my crotch.

<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video
of JFK getting shot, so I can dub in the Unreal Tournament
'HEADSHOT!' sound clip.
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald is on a KILLING SPREE.
<Domarcet> So what does that make the film of Ruby shooting
Oswald?
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald's Killing Spree has been ended by
Jack_Ruby.
<Kolar> Jack_Ruby was looking good until he died of cancer in
prison!
<Kolar> And then the chat window could come up and say
"JFKennedy: OMG camper fagz"

<merl> in the UK things are generally pretty wet
<merl> we've adapted
<merl> webbed feet n shit

<[mac]> whats virii?
<[mac]> the linux txt editor?

<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if
i wanna support that, i go to Mcdonalds, where i can at least
eat
<[y]> early morning theology
<[y]> film at 11
<BillDcat^> lol
<BillDcat^> ya
<generator> so you worship ronald mcdonald and all his value
meals?
<[y]> i know i do
<BillDcat^> pretty much, that way i can have my scripture &
eat it 2
<BillDcat^> it's easy to believe in , if you can afford it

<Mug> ncencence
<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce
<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do
it right
<Hiroechan> unce?
<Hiroechan> unf?
<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise
sounds
<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)
<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past
<Deke> the techno bass beat
<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"
<Deke> nothing like unf
<Hiroechan> heh
<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock
Eating
<Deke> lmao

<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics
<teddyg> i can really connect w/ him when i read/listen to his
lyrics
<brakums> are you 12?

<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another
cd-rom drive all of a sudden
<WarBuddha> sigh
<WarBuddha> my computer hates me
*** Quits: WarBuddha (Quit: Connection reset by peer)

<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ
<Inferno> he's black u fag
<Godfather> oh

<Setups> is it a forest fire?
<Setups> I CAN SEE THE SMOKE FROM MY HOUSE
<SneakyPete> wtf going on setups? what state?
<Setups> its in alberta
<Setups> canada
<Raider|FIRE> must be forest fire
<travelyan> they have fire in canada?
<Setups> fuck you
<Setups> eh

<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its
games :)
<z2-Fool> you don't speak japanese?
<z2-Fool> and you're a slope?
<z2-Fool> :)
<juji> :(
<juji> i'd cry
<juji> but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits

<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?
<|TIA|PoP> nope
<|TIA|PoP> not i
<EmSea> was i talking to you

<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last
night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work,
I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat
<^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch.....
<^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow

<cosyc> i dont drunk much either

<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders!
<Xtreee> ZondrZout, I am @ the stage where I am happy when my
code works :)
<ZondrZout> My boss is at the stage where he's happy when I
work

<loud_as_it_getz> yea well
<@KittenAssassin> .........
<loud_as_it_getz> does n e 1 actually chat on mirc??
<@KittenAssassin> no
<Simwolf> nope
<@KittenAssassin> we chat on IRC
<Simwolf> no one at all
<@KittenAssassin> you must be in the wrong place
<Simwolf> absolutely not a FUCKING soul
<loud_as_it_getz> wich is?
<@KittenAssassin> just type /s IRC
<@KittenAssassin> and you will be re directed to IRC
*** Quits: loud_as_it_getz (mary@210.50.66.28738) (Need
more parameters)

<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult
<andyd> but it is ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY LICENSES FOR
SOFTWARE WHEN THE LICENSES HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN FROM SALE,
<gardron> lol
<gardron> client?
<andyd> I can't tell.  For a moment I thought that it was a
brick wall.

<Helios> Guess what I've got in my hand RIGHT NOW
<niff|n> "his penis"
* anavrinny blinks
<anavrinny> tetris? :P
<Helios> and my penis
<Helios> I am rubbing it against the tetris
<niff|n> lucky you rin!
<curious> He won't say whether he's a four-square long man or
a _|_ shaped one.
<Helios> ____|

<@dR¦> gn
<@AN¦FunG> nn
<@dR¦> nn ?
<@AN¦FunG> night night
<@dR¦> my granny used to say that
<@dR¦> are u 86 with blue hair ?
<@dR¦> :P
<@AN¦FunG> well, you are what you eat

<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your
opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room
with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to
before your personality oozed all over me and make me second
in command of the idiot ship.

<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from
windows,

<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT
OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button :P
<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a
shift:::
<Lilly-> omg
<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
<Hvatti> where can i find it
<Tiger> hehe :D
<aegis> at the left of your keyboard
<Hvatti> ok thanx::
<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
<Lilly-> aamm
<aegis> apparently it didn't
<Lilly-> lol
<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
<aegis> yes
<aegis> you have to release the shift.
<Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
<Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
<aegis> yep, just like that

<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is
now known as Canada.
<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should
name this place we're hiking through."
<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each
pick a letter and then make a name out of that."
<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "N, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...
<Shao> g-eh

úùú Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout
<Cyph3r> jesus died from my syn's

<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge

|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I
thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and
thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''

<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson.
<slurpee> hahahahahahahah
<slurpee> so true
<slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!"  "shut up, canada."

<Kallahar> use telnet
<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet
<Kallahar> well, try harder.  maybe you aren't pushing the
keys in all the way.
<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can

<fahrvergnugen> wow
<fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb.
<fahrvergnugen> neat.
<fahrvergnugen> ....
<fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that
saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.

<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't
have called it 'code'

<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless?

(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank
(cypheh): its part of my daily life too
(Pulse): aye
(senn): same

<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an
interview once
<deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it
<rwhom> did you get it right?
<deimos> and then they looked at me
<deimos> and wanted a single part answer
<deimos> so i thought for a second
<cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe".  i didn't get the job.

<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous
doesn't mean it's wrong
<mute> red, that's what i tell my woman

[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me
in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am
at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the
speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone
jack didnt come out :)

[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining
trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute
of an erection

[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks
of playing CS I didnt; know you could buy rifles
[][ceman] I thought they were scattered on the ground and that
people kept picking them up before me

*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your
pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah

<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.
<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry
Maguire.
<The_Frymaster> You pervert.

<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god
<DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping
Calvin Coolidge though