* C|sur hates being a genius.
<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you.

<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason!
<Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?!
<Devan> Guys?
<Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob

*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but
not like i had a choice :)'
(Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :)
(nwar) nor is it edited in anyway
(ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context
(ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by
a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to
suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual
with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone
to be looked up to and respected :)
(Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :)
(ALbino) besides the point :)
(ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy
likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't
be a hero to the masses :)
(Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?

<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were
there to play baseball on the snes

<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the
Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well."
<Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts
and began slaying the hospital staff.
<Danelope> And eating their brains.

<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all
saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time

* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp
<nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group
<Karyon> We're snaketrainers
<Karyon> you interested in becoming one?
<ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!
<Karyon> really?
<ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance
<Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath
<ZondrZout> I don't?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> thas your dick
<ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!

<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just
sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in
own fantasy world"

<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I
just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more
powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am
pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey
the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm
the only one, I must be pretty powerful.

<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla
<mltj> yeah.
<stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish?
<jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist

Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit
HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit.

<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly.

<sev0> remember in school?
<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage
can?
<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
<sev0> do the math

<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of
seinfeld, all characters played by your truly

<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a
picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth

<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)

<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!
<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs
Fell Off

<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing
and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i
ordered a bud light
<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a
cunt

<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC
<BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100
at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85
so far

(debaser) i bought a mouse today
(debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it
(debaser) i got a neutered mouse.

<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally
<sacarna> out your penix?
<JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon

<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if
you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut
people off and they won't know what to do.

*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can
loose)
<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree

<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes

<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?
<MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and
shit

<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I
type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min
it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just
clear the line and all is well.

<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little
communist cuban ass on de plane.

<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno
comes under the catergory of unfit parent

<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit
the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in
norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone
hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual
aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!

<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?
<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed
to go?
<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it
might be an intriguing experience...
<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go
into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational"
sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get
banned...

<SaraMarie> the houston texans
<SaraMarie> how original
<toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot?

<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online
<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to
meet
<Jake> but she wanted a picture
<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)
<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more
'athletic'"
<Jake> bummer
<Jake> so i say
<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to
afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs
<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef
<Jake> i say yeah
<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting
<Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself

<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
<knox> now i just wear dresses

<DaveMan> nerds dont dance
<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again

<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...

<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to
put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health

<sage> Its like my card is a big fat breast and the asus
support is a bra...my boob be flapin in the breeze over here.

* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper
<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA
<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC
<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING

<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos!
<Calrathan> goto cliff
<Calrathan> :cliff
<Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF

<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb.

<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry
<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time
;)

* KnacK is busy studying for his urine test
* Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @
the guy beside him.

<Fembot> I choose you, PINGachu!
<Fembot> Variable sized packet attack!

<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was
taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it
wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...
<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream
<jitspoe> sure it is
<jitspoe> I was all wet :)

<Jugernaut> CLICK CLICK BOOM
<Jugernaut> today is pop metal day
<kaleido> haha
<kaleido> i like to refer to it as 'aluminum music'
<kaleido> since its not as strong as metal
<kaleido> and it will eventually fold up and be thrown out

<elinsox> dude my boss rules
<mrwhite> with an iron fist
<legacy> and a big black strapon

<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a
little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much

<destruct>   88 N   Feb 07 k15176@slo.net  (  51) HOW DO YOUR
EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!

<vampyriss> im not a girl
<vampyriss> not yet a woman
<[m1]> so you still tuck?

<aba> el job search soy el puta
<dave__> ahahahaha.
<dave__> translation
<dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck