<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger
boobs than her is wrong -_-

<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to
pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i  think your in the wrong channel

<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?
<Blade> you on a silver platter?
<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz
<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]
<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>
<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits)
<63MB/64MB video RAM>
<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0)
[Stereo]
<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet)
<10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]
<Blade> Disk: a: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c: (WINDOZE)[FAT32]:
4.4GB/4.9GB....d: (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e:
(PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB
<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs
<SK> what a great prelude to sex.
<SK> system information.

<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf
<hepkitten> :<
<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping?

<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED
<SAMMY> i'm getting pototao ships
<SAMMY> chiptns
<SAMMY> fuck it
<LoRdZephyR> SHIPS
<LoRdZephyR> LOL
<LoRdZephyR> gonna go sailing?
<SAMMY> fucking chopked on a ship
<SAMMY> CHOCKING NO FUCKING SHIPS

<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling
me it's invalid.
<Danelope> Because it can be "derived from another word".
<harb> Yeah.
<harb> It's just calling to passwd, I bet.
<Danelope> They're forcing you to use randomized passwords.
<Danelope> That's fucking retarded.  Especially for an
FTP-only account.
<harb> Heh.
<Danelope> "Duhhh.  You're creating an FTP-only account with
its home limited to a single non-primary folder on the Web
server!  Let's give you shit about a password!"
<Danelope> "Duhhh!  There's absolutely no way this information
can be used to compromise the system!  But we'll still harass
you here!"
<homeslice> Make it "Dr3amh0stsu|<s5hit"
<Danelope> "Sorry, that password can be derived from
'dreamhostsucksshit', which is a common password."

<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word
spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third
person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a
description of the path to the lost city of atlantis

<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your
sheet when he isn't busy.  Or masturbating.  Whatever comes
first.

<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like
3 minutes

<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!
<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then  type /
quit playing games with my heart
<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only
worked with that song at first, to make it active!!
*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games
with my heart)

<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt
swim
<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome

<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them
<@SixSyx6> or look at them

(@Thwark): if masturbating improved penis growth, not only
would we all *know*, but it would have entire library wings
dedicated to the study.

«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3
800mhz for 80 bucks about a year ago
«+kennyv» but i was like "GRRR FUCK INTEL BITCH"
«+kennyv» then i carved an amd logo into my chest with an old
isa sound card

<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break

<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a
week

<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that
works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice
and then reads what number came up, then we will have real
random number in computers, none of this seeding with the
timer shit.

<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.

<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did
you not recieve any yet? :]
<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :]

<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone
I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
<kitten> YOU MONSTER
<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
<homeslice> He's going to hell now.
<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A
Muffler".

<reston> make jizz ice cubes
<reston> thats a fun party prank
<stu> you realize that's cryogenics
<reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink
<stu> what if she puts it up her twat
<reston> the sperm will be dead
<stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube
<stu> no it wouldn't
<reston> yea it would
<stu> uh.
<stu> how do you think IVF works?
<reston> theyre organisms
<reston> theyd die
<reston> i dunno
<reston> you know too much about sperm
<stu> well, i have a lot.

*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now
with Vitamins A, B1, OMG and WTF!'

<Balatro> Electroly:  It died on me once and wouldn't
restart.  I had to ps -aux or whatever the fuck it is and kill
the process.  Then it started fine.
<Electroly> ah, nothing good old `ps aux | grep Proteus | awk
'{print $2 }' | xargs kill -9` won't fix.
<Electroly> much better, that worked.
* Gandalf stares at Electroly
<Gandalf> And I thought I was a Unix dork.
<Balatro> Yeah, it was so much less effort to do that then to
type a command, quickly see the process and kill it by PID :)
<Electroly> you are a unix dork
<Electroly> Balatro: there were like 10 Proteus processes,
dude.
<Balatro> Funny, I had 1 ;)
<Electroly> dunno where these all came from, but i killed them
all.
<Electroly> now all is well
<Gandalf> Electroly: I understand ps, grep, and xargs. Explain
how that awk thinger works, though? :)
<Electroly> Gandalf: awk is pretty simple.  it treats the
stdin as a bunch of columns
<Electroly> and lets you reformat the output.  { print $n } is
typical, where n is the column number to print out.
<kurros> AWK AWK MOTHER FUCKER
<Electroly> it uses whitespace as the column delimiter by
default, but you can change that by some argument to it
<Gandalf> ah, and in ps aux the PID is the second column, thus
$2, right?
<Electroly> yup
<Electroly> you can do other stuff with awk, like awk '{ print
"Whee!  The PID for " $10 " is " $2 "!" }'
<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)

<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i
keep hearing about

<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel
hahahaha!

<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a
dumbass.
<Frozen-Solid> in your case it does
<Dragon-Beast> My case?
<Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case?
<Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass

<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz
game on a 300 mhz processor?

<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a
mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all
the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting
him and blocking him in.  finally he gets by but not before he
catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor,
that's when i leave.  i hear a keyboard getting slapped
something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all
to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK
FUCK SHIT!!!"  oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that
vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well

<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god

<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car
<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?
<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there
was available?? latex flat wall?
<Roppongi> finger paint
<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint
<NT5> lol
<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good
<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba
<Enhanced> well shit i dont know anything about paint
<Enhanced> except finger paint
<NT5> we gonna paint us a car

<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to
this site

<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other
gay wizard what does he first say to him?
<NickBlasta> stfu noob
<Setzer> stfu noob
<CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
<CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t
<DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and
rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"
<CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow*
LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned!
<[H]Slacker> divx?
<NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1
<CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the fuck knocks the armor
down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob!

<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
<Spud> Or fap
<Tetrad> same thing basically

<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares

<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this
program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"

<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes

<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time
without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death

<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings
with dc running
<NickBlasta> as it should be
<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued
from you
<RatBreath> ....
<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
<NickBlasta> :)
<RatBreath> this will be strange
<RatBreath> and liberating

<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought
I was fapping
<isajeep> wtf

<epic> so are MP movie rips good?
<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P

<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work
<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping

<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything.
<BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker
<Hoju> rofl
<BioHazard> if that is your real name

<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a
fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all
turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned
the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was
doing it

<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to
tell your computer what to do
<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts
<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really
fast will it go to a porn site?
<isajeep> you can do that nick
<NickBlasta> sweet

<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about
banging rzr's sister

<NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like
woah was that real
<NickBlasta> like the matrix
<isajeep> which pill did you take?
<NickBlasta> the hard pill
<isajeep> lol  knew you'd say that

<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your
morality?
<nArKeD> what morals?
<0dan0> that is the right answer

<Muppet> *arf arf*
<damnyoure> *slap slap*
<Muppet> *bite bite*
<damnyoure> *bang bang*
<Muppet> *die die*
<damnyoure> *bury bury*
<Muppet> *rot rot*

<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off
<@|nsid3r> k
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!!

<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC
with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it
just act as another node in the VLA?