<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town. <JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump. <baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way. <baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.
<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me! <waramp> what a fag!
<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody <PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that
��� SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting) ��� Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #eee ��� mode/#eee [+o Bluemoon] by ChanServ ��� SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting) ��� Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #EEE <fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing? <fester> exercising process creation? <GunnX> something like that <fester> you'll bend your fork() :)
<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge <incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know <Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard
<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now. <George> : Onward and upward. <George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near. <3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes <George> : Yeah, like run the net.
<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard <ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson
<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ? <PovRayMan> fap fap fap
<deh> fuck <deh> man lead singer of hanson <deh> fuck shes so hot
<Xetrov`> bbiab <Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister <[VeRT]> kinky
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4 <Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n <Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!! <Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either
<barbye> wtf is this <barbye> teh purpose <barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE <barbye> IN LIFE <bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =( <barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING <barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES <johnny69> mhmm.. ok <bass_freak> good idea! * barbye bbl, [SUICIDE] * johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE] * bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type ! 8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script× <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight... <[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! ) <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS! <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet.. <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..
<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat? <Hot^Gay_Male> yes <Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?" Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."
<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/ s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s] <Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel <captain_tarik> gotta give him credit <Niteling> ? <captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn
<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join # gaychat! *** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc. <Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great <Rezox> gay people are gay
<Heinz89> seen alric <Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me tonight
<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x <vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm <kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra <vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid
<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains splatter over the wall. GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH! <Anton> is a good death metal track
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how. <RadAghazt> Ok. <RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but... <RadAghazt> they're in Japanese. <RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions. <RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
iamouija: Because I'm Jewish iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.-
<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night? <mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing <mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow <mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks <ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus <ouija666> so i say like <ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that <DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse <DiViL`> :P <KnightOwl> hahah <DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all the day...
<Pete^> I <Pete^> accidently <Pete^> :) <Pete^> married <Pete^> a guy <Pete^> ;p
<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow <standby> i feel so cool <standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work <standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users" <Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC <Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D
<Zombie> sisters are good <Sony> She is fat <Sony> and she smells <Sony> like bear <Zombie> lol <Zombie> perfect for you <Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it <Sony> Wait <Sony> I mean now <Sony> no*
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets <suffocate> under linux <suffocate> ???
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are? <Trukkie> guns
<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred <Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again
<prok> still living at home :/ <nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out <p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves <prok> BEST TYPO EVER
<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce <tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw. <azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes? <azzl> there's just a little scratch on it. <azzl> where the vin's supposed to be. <azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.
<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus!
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house. <sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads.
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.
<JustNoodle> be right back <JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin <meatwad_> you're committing suicide?!
* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes * FuNGuY throws ass in techo's dick
HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings. i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck? well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container. it was then i realized i had testicles. it was quite painful
<Diamond> I just got done watching porn. <Diamond> Which has great music. <Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music?
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that? <jud_> pervs <zapp> i do <zapp> oops <zapp> oh damn.
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<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok <Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party <Pete[z]> anyway <Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off <Pete[z]> then her mother came home <Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit <Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip
<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate
<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from <ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend painting and creating art! <Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ? <Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas ;) <ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB! <Morfi_> QDB what it is ? <ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren <ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie' <Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together <Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout!
<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house