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#21899
Score: 220
<MrSatan> gordon>you thecms "logo2 that you drew that gets
used on everything?
<gordon> eh?!
<ManInBlac> <MrSatan> gordon> you know the CMS "logo" that you
drew, that gets used on everything?
<ManInBlac> got to love the MrSatan -> English translator on
AltaVista Β 
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#21898
Score: 1017
<alisdair> context, boy.
<sev> and his trusty sidekick: punctuation, man
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#21897
Score: 28
* SiaNz^^ sits on ele, "Can you smellllll what my ass is
exhaling"
<ele> the smell from The Rock's cooking doesn't differ much
anyway
<bubu> LoL
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#21896
Score: 310
<PetrDoubt> I think knowing what you're talking about on IRC
violates the RFC
Vote:
#21894
Score: 939
<omnius> omnius > join(#www(users()))
<RoBorg> omnius == "dork"
<omnius> omnius == "genius"
<omnius> if (RoBorg() == "omnius is a genius"){RoBorg ==
true;}elseif(RoBorg() == "omnius is a dork"){RoBorg ==
banned;}else{RoBorg == "dork";}
<RoBorg> if(omnius.ban("RoBorg")) {RoBorg.violence = 100;
RoBorg.rampage(); setTimeout("RoBorg.alive=false;", 360000);}
<omnius> omnius(RoBorg -> omnius.string = "omnius is a
genius");
<RoBorg> omnius >> recycle bin;
<omnius> omnius -> undelete(); omnius -> deltree("c:\RoBorg");
<RoBorg> brain://omnius/ == 404
<RoBorg> omnius.split(); omnius.slice(); omnius.explode()
<omnius> $salt = guid(); RoBorg = crypt("RoBorg",$salt);
<RoBorg> DELETE * FROM existance WHERE name='omnius';
<omnius> RoBorg = broken;
<RoBorg> with(omnius){break;}
Vote:
#21892
Score: 260
<|grinch|> Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the
dead back to life, but he can't do shit for low fps
Vote:
#21889
Score: 234
<SimonBob> A friend of mine was the games monitor for a linux/
windows hybrid comp at school
<SimonBob> He was in charge of deleting games
<SimonBob> And he was like "Linux? That game isn't fun"
Vote:
#21888
Score: 216
Louis^ s/n: H6TWQ-TQQM8-HXJYG-D69F7-R84VM
Kick: mrfrost has kicked Louis^ (ۂhanneΒ£ MΓ’stΓͺrΒ€ NO CAPS
Β€Auto KickΒ€ 1 minute)
Vote:
#21882
Score: 381
(FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be
a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me
Vote:
#21879
Score: 192
<[ComHem]HammeR> casca; think? Whats that?
<[PASSIVE]_casca> that's the thing you do before masturbating
in public
Vote:
#21877
Score: 1317
<demografik> fuck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i
failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken
seasoning toast.
Vote:
#21874
Score: 28
<[CSI]Octane-EE> sometimes i jerk off with my left hand when i
need to use my mouse to browse the porn
Vote:
#21870
Score: -31
<korrigan> - nuclear bomb accidentally released. system
message: *HASTA LA VISTA BABY*
Vote:
#21869
Score: 326
<DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i
accept it by
^T, and i don't know what to do next
<timecop> doink:
<DoInK`> Linux
<timecop> type
<timecop>  /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat
<^Spike^> err
<^Spike^> no dont do that
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
*** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood)
<timecop> holy fuck
<timecop> he actually did it
<zone`> G
<^Spike^> isnt this a help channel?
<dh> hahaha
<^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that?
<dh> awwww
<zone`> grr
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#21868
Score: -161
<Hydric> :P
<|Opeth|> lol
<|Opeth|> you're dumb Hydric..do you really don't know?
<|Opeth|> *laughing*
<Tetsubo> do you really dont know hydric?! *laughing*
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#21863
Score: 282
<eMeow-v2> WTF, why is nmbd dying each time?!
<Tamahome> Meow: it hates you, it's personal.
<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: you used that line already
<Tamahome> Meow: it's true.
<Tamahome> Meow: your computer is getting you back for all the
years you     abused it
<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: it's a new computer. The old one is
locked in the  cupboard.
<eMeow-v2> Oh wait. it's the old one that runs samba
<eMeow-v2> FUCK
Vote:
#21860
Score: 473
<McCheese> Under da sea...
<McCheese> Hi McCheese, how ya doin?
McCheese (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now
known as Bobbie
<Bobbie> I'm doing fine
Bobbie (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now
known as McCheese
<McCheese> oh shit, I screwed that up :)
<McCheese> BAH, I mean :(
<@Technogeek> Get help.
Vote:
#21858
Score: 494
<user> when I can figure out how to compile sex, we're going
to be rich
<someone> so true
<someone> geeks everywhere will be so happy
<user> "download the latest binary of sex for Linux, or build
it from source"
<someone> ummm
<someone> build from source with my options
<user> I'd have the longest configure line you've ever seen
<someone> --swallow=yes
<user> ./configure --with-toys --
<user> damnit..I wasn't done
<user> --enable-plugins
<someone> oh yah
<someone> --outside=yes
<user> --set-max-users=10
<someone> --set-max-female-users=10
Vote:
#21854
Score: 109
<fuck0ff> hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a
blank?
<fuck0ff> hello? a blank ?
<fuck0ff> escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the
things you do between words. ?
<fuck0ff> it's for a c program
<fuck0ff> has the channel #programming anything to do with,
like to program?
<MadSciFab> why do u need an escape sequence for a blank
space?
<MakAtak> err.. is that what you call "space"?
Vote:
#21851
Score: 106
<JDonne> yeah... i remember when i was a teenager, .268193
years ago
<chikster> ur 18.268194 I assume
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#21850
Score: 176
<Farrod> garh, most evil code EVER: assign module_power2[9:0] =
((({10{ramped_tx_on}} & tx_on2[9:0]) |
<Farrod>                                     ({10{ramped_rx_on}} &
rx_on2[9:0]))
<Farrod>                                     & block_enable_b[9:0])
| block_default_b[9:0];
<elvisW> i'll see your evil code and raise you useless error message
of the week:
<elvisW> 08/08/2002 16:54:06 FATAL ERROR PANIC : General Protection
Fault (#13) at $001759E0
<elvisW> EAX=03205F94 EBX=00FD5CF4 ECX=DBB180AC EDX=67616D6A
<elvisW> ESP=0045E62C EBP=0045E64C ESI=000000B9 EDI=03205F94
<elvisW>
--------------------------------------------------------------------
<elvisW>   Unable to query the system log to give context.
Vote:
#21847
Score: 1182
<Pat_The_Bunny> my dad is such a pimp
<Spacechimp> ROFL  what?
<Pat_The_Bunny> back in the day....he had these red satin
sheets that are currently on my bed
<Spacechimp> um
<Pat_The_Bunny> so he walks into the room...
<Pat_The_Bunny> and pats the sheets
<Spacechimp> lol
<Pat_The_Bunny> and says, "you should see how good these
sheets look with two blondes between them"
<Pat_The_Bunny> i cant sleep now
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#21845
Score: 337
<BlackOperations> hey i thought your internet was being taken
away
<TRM> thats what i thought as well
<TRM> parents probably forgot about my bad marks or whatever
reason it was that they were gonna remove cable..
<BlackOperations> whatever reason? YOU KNOW WHY :P
<TRM> hehe
<TRM> my history folder :P
<Ghand|ThiefGold> TRM's history folder:
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Barnyard XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Cartoon XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "John Romero's Daikatana"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> It was the Daikatana that really got them
angry.
Vote:
#21842
Score: -1150
<skacore> you shut your face you nigger loving pile of
intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them,
then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then
unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal
discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your
liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid
diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter
Vote:
#21838
Score: 938
<supers> race
<supers> goto
<supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on
<supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ?
<supers> er
<supers> http://216.65.26.84
<supers> damnit
<supers> ..
Vote:
#21832
Score: 206
<supers> one of the tv guide cross word makers died
<supers> i guess they barried him 6 down and 6 across
Vote:
#21830
Score: 322
<MrSaturn> <Sergo_k> so you say that you r a good player in CS
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> Yes.
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> I am l33t beyond all mortal
comprehension.
<Sergo_k> no way man
<MrSaturn> Yes.
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than pley
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than play
<MrSaturn> I certainly hope you play better than you talk
Vote:
#21827
Score: 655
<ChikBRB> My bagle bites tray had fuckin 10 bites
<ChikBRB> they usually have nine
<ChikBRB> THEIR LOSS HAHA
<Guilty> Wow thats quite a find
<Guilty> The gods have truely smiled upon you
Vote:
#21825
Score: 314
<arabella> when i was about 20, old enough not to be, i got
sent away from the table to my room for saying, "So today in
lab we put dog testes in the blender and then," and that's as
far as i got.
Vote:
#21817
Score: 195
<gfm> barubary -- ok so you've spent 9 months on this, have
nothing
conclusive to show for it, and even if you did manage to
find
something, which we'd all bet large sums of money isn't
going to
happen, its useless except to a handful of warez kiddiez
in #psx?
<gfm> Don't you have anything better to do?
<Barubary> nope
<gfm> oh
<gfm> well, ok then.
<gfm> good luck
Vote:
#21814
Score: 929
<Swede> I WONDER WHAT GOD WAS THINKIN WHEN SHE CREATED THE
MAN 
<Arcadian> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED
GOD...
Vote:
#21809
Score: 223
<Abit667> I am gonna try to get goldfish
<Abit667> without getting busted
<Bryan> k
<Abit667> back
<Abit667> only satan would put the huge goldfish box behind a
bag of chips
Vote:
#21796
Score: 166
<[OsP]Kulite-cX> I was snowboarding and was like, "Screw this"
so I went behind a bush and, you know.
<[OsP]Kulite-cX> "Got my freak on"
Vote:
#21795
Score: 640
<Mercster>   ever shot a Glock?
<Eppy>   i don't know any glocks, but if they're like most
people i've met, i probably wouldn't mind squeezing off a few
rounds at them
Vote:
#21790
Score: 349
<Guilty> Mmm
<Guilty> I love this song
<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the
beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole
because I was looking at the sky
<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily
Vote:
#21788
Score: 2661
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
Vote:
#21787
Score: 1469
*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom
with the knife)))
Vote:
#21784
Score: 335
<user> uhhh.
<IJ> Hi.
<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.
<IJ> On which channel?
<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost
just permbanned me.
Vote:
#21783
Score: 175
<isajeep> I was waiting for a call from one earlier, and I
fell asleep next to my server and had a nightmare about my
computer
<isajeep> an dI missed the call
<NickBlasta> what was it about?
<isajeep> im not joking...its actually really pathetic
<isajeep> I had a dream my mother was tring to run coax cable
inside my comp to get better reception
<RatBreath> sweeeet
<benutne> thats horrible
<RatBreath> isa, you should be shot for that dream
Vote:
#21782
Score: 46
<Wingar> so what now
<DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it
<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on
Vote:
#21781
Score: 472
<worldspawn> <-- so gay
<worldspawn> FUCK
<worldspawn> wait
Vote:
#21778
Score: 766
votewithabullet8: so whats up?
votewithabullet8: today better than yestderday?
cochese04: not really
cochese04: tonight I drank a big ol' glass of milk
cochese04: then I remembered I'm lactose intolerant
cochese04: that's an "oh fuck" moment
Vote:
#21768
Score: 371
<RageRules> Well I have woots Ip address
<RageRules> That's cool
<%mrWoot> hack me?
<RageRules> Why not?
<%mrWoot> how dare you
<RageRules> Give me 43 and a half reasons why I shouldn't
<POLKA> rage, ill give you 1
<POLKA> because you cant
Vote:
#21761
Score: 169
<JesusGink> ;D
<JesusGink> er
<JesusGink> :D
<JesusGink> hard to take off bra and hit shift-; at the same
time
<tabbyfoo> lol
Vote:
#21756
Score: 427
<Stiffler> How's it going.
<FlyNavy> eh
<FlyNavy> been better
<FlyNavy> pretty much out of resin to smoke...
<FlyNavy> and I still don't have:
<FlyNavy> a job
<FlyNavy> a car
<FlyNavy> money
<FlyNavy> weed
<FlyNavy> or pussy
<Stiffler> So basically...
<Stiffler> It's all the same.
<Stiffler> ROFL
<FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money
to buy weed
<FlyNavy> which I'll then use to get pussy
<Stiffler> Indeed
<FlyNavy> which'll then need to be maintained by a job
<FlyNavy> which to get I'll need a car
<FlyNavy> and for that I need money
<Stiffler> But you see, you first need the pussy to get the
weed to get the money to get the car to the job..
<FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed
<FlyNavy> :D
<FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some pussy, she could tell me
where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job
to maintin the pussy that I'll get with weed which I'll buy
with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job
<Stiffler> Indeed
Vote:
#21742
Score: 463
<Darkness9> *wonders how many girls he could fit in a back
seat of a car*
<Zibzibzib> depends.. if you're in the car, none
Vote:
#21732
Score: 424
* Zibzib hees. "go tahoe" -> "gotahoe.com" <-- Worst URL Faux
Pas Ever
Vote:
#21725
Score: 18
<@GameBot> 206. What is the name of the most southerly village
in mainland Britain?
<Serimestari> scottland
Vote:
#21722
Score: 457
<@GameBot> 186. Why is the sky blue?
<Anima-> prism
<@GameBot> Here's a hint: The colour wavel***** ** **** **
******* **** *** ***** *******
<Anima-> :(
<Anima-> haha
<infinitySPZ> ..........
<Serimestari> yyyyyeah.......
<infinitySPZ> This is why some questions shouldn't get into
trivia
Vote:
#21713
Score: 296
<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an
adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
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