<Prae> theres always a "good" replacement for uo2, like
...'hidden dragon, crotching tiger'
<Soulflame> CROTCHING TIGER?
<Grath_SC> crotching?
<CrashCat> hahah
<Greven> lol
<DarKnight> crouching panda, hidden what?
<Mako> 'crouching woman, burning sensation'.

<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday
celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer
situations, any day of the week.
<Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors?
<Lum_> all colors
<Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go.
<Lum_> I got some with no crotch
<Soulflame> ...
<Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow
<Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go.

(zerox): i thought i was going to XXX the movies website when
i went to www.XXXMOVIE.com but i was pleasently mistaken

<Pants> you know .. living in australia .. and being raised
watching so much american television .. sometimes you get
confused and think to dial 911 instead of 000 for emergencies

*** panda sets mode: +vvv ecs Kitsune Warskull
*** Goonigoogoo sets mode: +vvv Beersplurgleywurgelywoo chris
[sleep] JonesSoda
<afropik> I don't liek where this is going
*** panda sets mode: +m
*** afropik is now known as WTFTurnItOff

[03:11] (twistedps) i believe im highly antisocial.
[03:11] <aqualyricist> ha
[03:11] <nightbreed420> me to tps
[03:12] <aqualyricist> i am so antisocial that i write down my
orders at fast food carryouts
[03:12] <aqualyricist> drive throughs are a bitch tho
[03:12] (twistedps) haha yeah thats damn antisocial.

<dontgotOP> JOEJOE: cant u cut out the xbox code on a demo
disc and glue it on a backup and it will play?

isajeep: I think you ride the man train sir.
rzrshrp: then i'll get off the next stop.
isajeep: uhhh...

gree: this girl asked me whats wrong, i told her im a
different man when i run linux

<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on
<kisama_> gonna wait until 1 am
<kisama_> then move comp into the bathroom

<rzrshrp> I want food
<NickBlasta> build more farms

<maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject
and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most
intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2
liter

<Fredo> wanna see something cool?
<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see
something cool i ended up pregnat

<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
<viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run
fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt
instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can
beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play
make-believe
<viscera> life is grand, no?

<anti-hero> how do u do the quote things?
<@renetiq> anti-hero you have to write a script :P
<anti-hero> like a play?
<@Oz> rofl
<@renetiq> lol
<anti-hero> how do u do it then?
<anti-hero> i dont have time to write a play

<damocles> osama bin laden is hiding in my shed.  I feed him
boiled cabbage once a week, and when he sleeps I read the
bible to him

<Chebarak> dude where you live?
<Ildefonse> i live in the netherlands
<Chebarak> right
<Chebarak> so where you live ?

Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide
who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote.
Morrolan: owch
Bruxail: Morrolan!
Xerin: Morrolan
Ildefonse: Morrolan
Morrolan: whoah
BowenTheKotoc: Morollan
Omni: Morr
Raven|E: Morollan
Primalmoon: Primalmoon
Bruxail: hehe
Omni: whered that come from :)
Ildefonse: OMG..
Faeleia: dork
Primalmoon: Morrolan I guess..

<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to
be something like...  I dunno...  A fifty calibur sniper
rifle.  If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to
punch a hole in a tank, you know?
<[LsR]Darrian> lol
<[LsR]Hotwire> law launcher for me. if it dont blow stuff up,
i dont want it.
<[LsR]Darrian> I just want something I can whip out in the
middle of a strip joint and yell "suck it, bitch!"

<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school
back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the
other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a
freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET
HE STABBED CORNBREAD

<GameBot> 133.  What three letters are overly used to indicate
'Laugh Out Loud'?
<Wolf-Olo> heh

<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO MATH!
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO STATISTICS!
<badtz-maru> GOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY

<orf> animals are just refridgerators
<orf> they keep the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it

<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much
when...
<Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to
sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.

<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated
a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no
time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P

<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the
bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy
<lewney> cause there was a long queue
<lewney> to the bathrooms...
<lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.

<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a
spinning cube on
the screen... I think he misunderstood object
oriented =)

<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means?
<DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if
you use caps, ever again.

<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
<Bucky> Why stop there?
<Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?

<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect
what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't
change our nicks to whatever|IRC?
<Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002

<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/
yamato31.jpg
<cyxx> that's like...6
<cyxx> wait..fuck
* cyxx curses his nick
<cyxx> I mean
* Nakago curses 6
* cyxx gives up and goes to the corner

<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time
because you couldnt be fucked.  pardon the pun.

<ShadowMouse> bye
<Coan_Arcanius> bye
<[Bryan]> bye
<cams> bye
<[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)

* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
* Wolf-Olo howls
<Peri> aww how cute
<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
<Wolf-Olo> Bastard
<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close

(Duo): HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS STUPID JUMPER
(Rai): hm
*** Duo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
(Rai): That was too hard.

<Inignot> here is a magic trick Mordecai - think of a card in
a stardard deck and type done and I will tell you the card.
<Mordecai> done
<Inignot> 10 of diamonds!
<Mordecai> I was thinking 'blue mana'

** ragum sets mode: +b *!*@Baseball.conversation
<mrclean> guerrero is the best hitter in baseball
<ragum> excuse me
<ragum> didn't I just ban baseball talk?
<ragum> I could've sworn I did
*** HighChief sets mode: +b *!*@fat.ass.chicks
<HighChief> Didn't I just ban all american females?
<HighChief> I could have sworn i did
<Atlantic`> ROFL

<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass
nor do I want a cock in my mouth. I'd say that makes me
hetero.
<Rodent> Heh.
<SirBruce> Honesty is the best policy
<SirBruce> Rasix - What about your cock in someone else's
mouth?
<NephKa> jesus
<Rodent> Well, I for one don't belive Bi is the natural state.
<Rasix> Female, yes, man no.
<@Technogeek> Hey, if I'm getting a blowjob, I don't care who
it's from as long as they don't bite it off.
<SirBruce> But blindfolded you wouldn't know the difference
<NephKa> i care, it has to be a chick
<Rodent> Unless you felt a beard by the balls.
<NephKa> lol
<SirBruce> Only because you've been trained that way by
society.
<Rasix> that's not an issue, when the fuck would I stand
around blind folded waiting for a blowjob

<AvatarADV> Condensed version: "How the hell did his KNIGHTS
shoot down my strategic bombers?!"
<ShadowLotus> LOL
<meep_meep> lol. catapults

[aq] i love irc quotes
[ob0t] i hate them
[ob0t] i always end up looking like a retard

<JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass
<Demi> Its
<Demi> Free.
<@Prowler> So is gum on the bottom of chairs.

<Communista> I'm going to hell.
<Communista> I'm just a wicked person.
<Communista> I was on lunch with the trainees and a news story
came on about the showing (funeral) of a man that drowned...
<Communista> and I turned to them and said "Wanna go see a
dead body?"

<Nugget94M> I remember when my mom first got on the internet,
about 2 years ago. She *almost* had it figured out.
<Nugget94M> she managed to use a search engine, and found a
web page she was interested in.
<Nugget94M> so she printed it out, stuck it in an envelope,
and _mailed_ it to me so I could see it too.
<acidkill> Nugget94M: hehe, i guess she didnt know about
email?
<Nugget94M> she knew about email. it just never dawned on her
that she could mail the url.

<SuM_gUy> wat did i do rong
<SuM_gUy> ô¿ô
<wok> learn to spell then i will tell you
<SuM_gUy> wat did i spell rong
<SuM_gUy> hay

<ian__> I feel like an idiot sitting here with my face 5" away
from the monitor with my eyes crossed trying to see a picture
of a mans asshole hidden in a jpeg.

<frink> A properly configured microsoft firewall will stop
100% of hackers.

<Fugazi-> one time i was at sibley and playing football and
this guy tackled my cousin and fucken ripped his nipple off
<Fugazi-> there was nothing but a goddam bloody nipple

<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for
this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the
middle, and kill himself

<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek
friends this saturday instead of me!"

<Casper> i think we have talked this retard into taking a shit
in the sink at school