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#22109
Score: 98
*** Now talking in #anime
*** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'
* Kurin looks at the topic
<Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?
<Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'
<WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin
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#22107
Score: 199
<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few
beers and look at girls... that's not gay
<supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls
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#22106
Score: 512
<supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and
fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"
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#22098
Score: 29
<supreemball> my cock best viewed @ 2048x1536 resolution
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#22096
Score: 476
<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like
BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!
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#22095
Score: 253
shaggy  I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough
money for my cable modem
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#22094
Score: 1409
<g0atb0t> What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO
RIDE BIKES!
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#22093
Score: 182
<pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg
<supreemball> that sucks poosh
<supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it
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#22090
Score: 365
<TrutHurts> o____o: Christ died for all and one day you will
acknowledge this fact
<wired> ORRRR you will die and be dead and you'll wish you
didnt spend all your time in an IRC channel preaching
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#22089
Score: 408
<lavhoes> fuck me in the Ozarks...
<lavhoes> i was whacking off to this hot naked Japanese chick.
<lavhoes> and it's actually a guy.
<lavhoes> stupid How to Draw Manga books.
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#22088
Score: 2
<Glitch> i need to disconnect soon anyway
<Glitch> so bye for now
<MK> bye
<MK> Live and Learn!
<Glitch> and then get luvs?
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#22085
Score: 559
Captain: well that is half true, the environment is a problem,
and recycling does help but so does killing fascists yeah
Captain: so i say why stop at one
Captain: do both
panckreous: but killing fascists gets you arrested for....
whats the charge called
panckreous: oh ya
panckreous: assassinating the president
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#22082
Score: 371
2:49ยฐam -(Nova`)- I'd like to cover your soft milky breasts
with chocolate syrup and make a trail that goes down to
between your legs. Then Ill slowly start licking up every
drop.
2:49ยฐam -(Nova`)- err
2:49ยฐam -(Nova`)- SHIT!
2:49ยฐam -(Nova`)- wrong chan
2:49ยฐam -(Nova`)- sry
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#22076
Score: 180
<Capt_A> dude lol
<Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent
<[OKW]BlueDevil> lol
<[101st]Nutted> cool
<Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address
<Capt_A> first line is "REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL"
<[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really
killed kenedey"
<Capt_A> lol
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#22068
Score: 265
<Mephistol> irn
<Mephistol> burn in hell
<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/
<Mephistol> and my mom came in
<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the
screen
<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think
you're gay
<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay
<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help
<irn> ahahah
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#22064
Score: 26
<Timexy> because of some fools, we are seeing what to do
<Timexy> only for cause that we are Brazilian we are
indiscriminate --'
<Timexy> why they don't make flood in the #services for
exemple
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#22061
Score: 197
<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au
<themole> I can't find that machine name
<cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com
*** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset
by peer)
<cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.
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#22058
Score: 629
<mike> i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all
day
<mike> it's depths that get to me
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#22046
Score: 99
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> i wish i could hit Edit>undo witha lot
of things
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> like when i was in on my mom nekid
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> if only that damn edit>undo was right
there
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#22044
Score: 209
<agu> TETRIS FOR XBOX?!?!? - that should really push xbox to
the limit ;)
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#22040
Score: 175
<isajeep> dan what rules got changed this year in the nba
<isajeep> I know refs can now use replays, but what else?
<NickBlasta> no white people
<isajeep> no nick
<isajeep> they're trying to get rid of that rule
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#22036
Score: 192
(cowboy) LOL
(cowboy) THat was fuckin' funny
(cowboy) rec director at a park calls me up
(cowboy) wants to knwo how to fix something on his web page
(cowboy) I tell him it can't do what he wants it to do
(cowboy) he asks why
(cowboy) I explain
(cowboy) He comes back with, "Well I wonder what moron
designed it like that. That's stupid!"
(cowboy) I pause a moment
(cowboy) Well, actually, I was the one who designed it like
that.
(tobyl) lol
(cowboy) Oh, uh, err, uhm, ahhh, eeee, oooo, hrm, well,
uhhhhhhh
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#22035
Score: -94
<BeavisNuke>  I keep all my semen in a plastic milk gallon jug
and spread it on my face every morning.
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#22032
Score: 39
<RushMore> hmmm, if you got a knife and cut it off, would it
gush out?
<BadCaleb> i figured siphoning a cow would be a good idea
<Chikster> Rush, it would bleed
<Chikster> The possibility of milk is there though.
<Chikster> Caleb, like a tube
<RushMore> Well then just sell your STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
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#22017
Score: 75
<LordOphidian> it all comes back to the manboobs
<LordOphidian> the circle of life
<cevik> that's because the manboobs are so large they create
their own gravity
<RedVoop> The circle of boob.  It consumes us all.  As we find
our hate...  on the nip all-dribbling...  o/~
<Selby> a dripping nipple... now we have truly come to nirvana
in this conversation
<LordOphidian> yes we have
<Selby> I am at peace
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#22010
Score: 178
(cowboy) my dad's bullish on booty
(cowboy) buy high
(cowboy) sell sober
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#22009
Score: 161
(EvilJorge) I'd go see Halloween: Resurrection were it not for
the fact that Reign of Fire opens that weekend.
(Fetch) EvilJorge: so see both
(Fetch) why do you people make these self-limiting choices in
movie entertainment?
(Sancho) we don't
(Sancho) the key word is "entertainment"
(IDK) I'd get my toenails pulled out, but I have to get bamboo
shoots stuck under them that weekend.
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#22007
Score: 716
<DTails> "i see disconnected people"
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#22004
Score: 122
(niles) just uncomment #UseBlackMarketBabySales yes in /etc/
ssh/sshd_config
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#22003
Score: 148
* LuftHans repeats himself, but it's all verizon's fault :)
(FuckVrzn) Anyway, llama, as I was about to say before Verizon
fucked me without so much as the hint of a kiss, . . .
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#22000
Score: 369
<PoisonPen> Ayn Rand is the curdled remains of a black,
bitter, shrivelled apple from the tree of hypocrisy growing
under the outhouse in the deepest pit of Hell.  She couldn't
grope her way out of her own rectum with a flashlight and a
copy of Gray's Anatomy.  Her entire rancid philosophy could
have been killed if anyone had been brave or desperate enough
to stick their penis into that frigid arctic pucker of her
twat.
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#21999
Score: 1004
(Ebony) There is a cat sitting on my foot.
(IDK) You kids and your jive talk.
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#21998
Score: 187
(drauku) use Slut::Redhead; require rope;
(drauku) if (@ARGV > 1) { require gag;}
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#21996
Score: 89
<niles> when it comes to women
<niles> only one thing should be in latex
<niles> my prosthetic leg
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#21993
Score: 202
(ennui_) heh
(ennui_) some hophead in that channel was relating his
opium-induced dreams
(ennui_) Freud would have had a field day
(Ubu) was mom in them?
(ennui_) let's just say I hope his mother has the good sense
not to hug him for too long at a time
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#21985
Score: 1362
(kitten) One time, a friend and I were attempting to install a
CD burner in his machine.
(kitten) The intstructions were translated from Japanese to
English - not too bad a job, either.
(kitten) However, occasionally, they will come across a word
that simply does not translate, so they will use the phoenetic
Japanese.
(kitten) So we wound up with, you click here, you run this,
you do that, ho-shin-kai, you remove the disk..
(kitten) Took it to a friend's father who speaks passable
Japanese - he said "I think it means something like, 'to
breathe the mystic spirit of the dark dragon'."
(kitten) What that has to do with CD burners, I couldn't tell
you.
(kitten) But anyway.
(kitten) I believe that 'zig' is akin to this phenomenon.
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#21983
Score: 394
(tobyl) It's damn hard to schedule these things, and we're
hitting major plot.
(tobyl) Not to mention my character just went up two levels.
(Fetch) wow
(Fetch) what'd you kill?
(Sancho) the DM
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#21981
Score: 966
(lupin) yeah
(lupin) I'm pissed
(lupin) I went to Wal Mart and they stopped me because I had a
backpack
(lupin) and they said "We'll have to hold that for you because
of recent events"
(lupin) and I said "Listen, if I were a terrorist, I think I'd
pick a better place to bomb or infect than a backwater
WalMart.  I'd at least go hit the Super Wal Mart in Bryan
because I could go get McDonalds on the way to blowing it up."
(lupin) and they let me keep my bag
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#21980
Score: 151
<Zenith`> he went all "want a nut"
<Zenith`> and he was like "sure"
<Zenith`> and one thing lead to another, and now kort has anal
warts
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#21971
Score: 59
<Lurking-Neko-Saist> I hate having Sex with peer, she makes
feel so disconnected
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#21968
Score: 131
<Emilia> i didn't think i was going to do better than the 100
gallons of bean dip for the prison
<Skiltron> man, you never get good bean dip when you buy by
the gallon
<darker> I bet it makes good spackle though
<Skiltron> it spackles your intestines closed
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#21965
Score: 244
<Midvalley> Kinjin-Zero: mod your rio to add a wireless nic
<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): I could... using wi-fi, nice 54mbit
connection
<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): but, it'd be no use with it in the
car, and me upstairs
<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): easier to just plug it in on my
desk
<Midvalley> technology isn't about making our lives "easier"
<Midvalley> it's about bragging rights
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#21948
Score: 181
<Frankie> hmm, ive got a sky channel in my room and im
watching my dad trying to get porn on it downstairs
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#21947
Score: 795
<SONIA420> DO U KNOW HOW TO HACK HOTMAIL ACAOUNTS
<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> NO.
<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> AND ALTHOUGH THIS MAY APPEAR
TO BE A NON-SEQUITUR
<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> I FUCKED YOUR MUM.
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#21922
Score: 852
<ws\thr> (I OWN YOU: A polite way of reminding someone that
you killed them. Typically this is replied to with "FUCKING
CAMPING WHORE" which means "Well done" <
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#21918
Score: 655
<Funk> I think the puppet on the left supports my views. No, I
think the puppet on the right supports my views the best. Hey,
they're both held by the same man! GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA,
YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL
<craNKGod> WE NEED TO REVOLT
<Funk> Trust me, you Americans are revolting enough
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#21915
Score: 363
<@Cain> i
<@Cain> am
<@Cain> ALIVE
<@Cain> yes iam
<@Cain> but no sleep
<@Cain> in days
<@Cain> makes me sad
<@Cain> and not here
*** Cain has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@Domino_> was that a poem?
<@Domino_> cuz i hate drive-by prose :\
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#21910
Score: 176
tigremaitre: using the 5 dollar colledge works ..  :)
tigremaitre: err wrods :)
tigremaitre: dammit
tigremaitre: words even
workfox137: and hopefully a $15 spell checker
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#21908
Score: 40
<+LC-Slayer[FS]> can i have ops in here soon
<@SkyHawk> prolly not, we need some pe0ns
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#21900
Score: 189
<jon_> fear my house
<jon_> http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=europe&
scale=1000&X=507550&Y=171600&width=700&height=410&gride=507564
&gridn=171624
<mike> did you need planning permission for the red circle? ย 
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