<Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific
byte?
<0dan0> no
<0dan0> unless you are using a "computer"
<0dan0> then it can be done

<ic3m4n> i have 6 usb ports
<c00l_zero> what for??
<ic3m4n> modem, mouse, webcam, scanner, printer and 1 just in
case...
<ic3m4n> i was trying to find the modem one...
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<ic3m4n> yep, that was the one...

<Disciple> i'd give head to a guy before I'd kiss him

<TheWoland> If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some
pictures for my website

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> **
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<

<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge
fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can
come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what
you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously...
you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will
you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag
him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise
him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill
us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please
don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did
she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu
.
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point

<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go fuck a goat.
<Chikster> LoL
<Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that.
<BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though
<nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex
with a goat...
<Chikster> well..true
<Chikster> but someday
<BadCaleb> in  aperfect world.. words will roam around,
fucking all sorts of animals
<BadCaleb> but not mine..

<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting
rainbow colored girly things.

(h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my
home computer
experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no
credentials
(cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl

<terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books
<stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering
reading them before school
<stratusxh>: dunno though
<stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from
getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them
<stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did
that
<terrance?>: fuck harry potter
<stratusxh>: fuck harry potter? fuck your taste in literature

*** cade changes topic to: 'its my mcdonalds, ill play in the
ball pen if i FUCKING WANT'

<EvILEyE{GF}> I tried getting my scanner to work
<EvILEyE{GF}> stupid prick machine doesn't work with win2k
<EvILEyE{GF}> only works with linux, OSX, and pre-winME OS's
(drivers)
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried it on my laptop and linux broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried installing win98 on it
<EvILEyE{GF}> win98 broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> it's outside on the front lawn now
<EvILEyE{GF}> I figured I could format the hard drive by
throwing it out the window
<Kaown> It'd leave a footprint on the ground, but that's about
all.

<Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things,
and entertain me
<tate> http://www.goatse.cx/
<ecs> i was just gunna say that...
<Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?

<ChaB`s> Santa Claus hates you.
<LordReavr> he doesn't, he gives me presents.
<ChaB`s> no he doesn't.
<ChaB`s> that's not santa at all.
<LordReavr> you're just jealous because all you get is lumps
of coal.
<ChaB`s> hey, I'm prepared for an energy crisis, man

<@JackPott> JACK POTT
<@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING
<@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO
<@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK
<@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language
<+Oz> abuse is an understatement
<+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by
at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in
turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"

<ilde> Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

<RatBreath> almost half a terabyte of copyrighted material...
amazing. you are a god
<Rzrshrp60> well most of it is vids of isajeeps mom on the
strip
<Efflixi> lol
<Rzrshrp60> ...high quality
<isajeep> wtf

<ChugChug> so like... uhh.. what language do you use?
<LaC> english
<ChugChug> is that like perl? :)
<LaC> god i hope not

<Mercy> It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter
a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting
crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences.
<Mercy> Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told.
<@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly
more advanced filtering techniques than regexp.
* Mercy Quit (Ping timeout)
<@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.

<+elf> hey
<Dekar> Do you want to see my cool thing?
<Dekar> It's shiny...
<Dekar> It has all sorts of moving parts.
<Dekar> And it does things. Cool things.
<+elf> zip up your pants, I don't care if you spray painted
your penis.

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<Perz> YES!!!!!
<Perz> FINALLY CABLE!!!!!!!
<Perz> NO MORE GOD DAMN DISCONNECTS BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING
MODEM!!!!1
<TormenT> yay :D
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<TromenT> lol

<DarkDawg> hrm
<DarkDawg> somethign doesn;t seem right...
<Xplosive> the spelling of 'something' and 'doesn't'?
<fukdis> ahahaha

<darkdawg> bout how long till you can check my box out?
<Trolan> no clue.  this shouldn't be taking me this long,
excpet the guy who coded it needs to be shot.
<Trolan> and otherwise, try an OB/GYN
<darkdawg> ob/gyn?  type that as root?

<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> man this sucks
<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> i got new deoderant and it smells like my
grandpas cologne
<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> so i cant jackoff without seeing a mental image
of my grandpa

e l i t e m r p: http://www.worldpowers.net/canada/
reverend ine: 404
e l i t e m r p: yea =)

* Jeff challenges fastpak to a jousting match at high noon
<fastpak> shit. I..uh...my horse is..uh...nonexistant.
<fastpak> so i guess i'll have to decline
<FlyNavy> you have to understand that when Jeff says
"jousting" he really means gay sex
<FlyNavy> and when he says "wanna play a round of WC3?"
<FlyNavy> he also means gay sex
<Jeff> ...
<FlyNavy> pretty much anything he says boils down to gay sex
<FlyNavy> :D
<Jeff> want to have some gay sex?
<Tektronic> sorry dont have cs installed jeff

<phoena>: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the
store. He bought a case of Froot Loops.  Fourteen boxes.  I
don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from
now.

<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie
Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o aen
<aen> aen's access level grew 3 sizes that day.
<aen> And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
<bob3d> the ladies were rather pleased
<aen> He whizzed with his load through the bright morning
light
<aen> ANd he brought back the toys! And the food for the
feast!
<aen> And he...
<aen> ...HE HIMSELF...!
<aen> aen spanked his own meat!
<aen> Or something.

<DC> like i had this pet duck one time
<DC> he was the biggest fuck up ever
<DC> and he was such an asshole to me
<DC> and i would be like "come here quacker"
<DC> hmm maybe he was pissed because i named him quacker
<DC> yeah thats got to be it

[ +vampyriclust ] what is it about vanilla coke that makes me
piss like a bitch with a urine fetish?

<R0SC0E> i bought this returned 60 gig hard drive this weekend
<R0SC0E> thinking they probably just didn't know how to
install it
<R0SC0E> and it'd be fine
<ScumDog> cheap or something?
<R0SC0E> and it turned out to be an old 20 gig drive with the
label swapped
<R0SC0E> yeah
<R0SC0E> but the fuckwad left all his old files on it
<R0SC0E> so i have his name, address, phone number, fax
number, e-mail
<R0SC0E> i e-mailed him and was like you dumbshit
<R0SC0E> he e-mailed back and was like i uh sell computer
parts so once it leaves my hands i don't know what people do
with their stuff
<R0SC0E> i was like what the fuck does that mean, why would
someone take a 20 gig drive you sold, and put all of these
letters to lawyers with your return address on them
<R0SC0E> and call their windows username your name
<R0SC0E> no reply after that

<NickBlasta> asl?
<Cryph> unf?
<NickBlasta> no
<NickBlasta> asl
<Cryph> unf?
<NickBlasta> u want the cyber
<NickBlasta> ?
<Cryph> unf!
<NickBlasta> fap fap
<[H]Klypr8> parlor.asf
<[H]Tongboy> lol, I come back for a minute on accident, and I
see what looks like 2 aolers trying to mate

<soimafrea> missing a that i think blood
<BloodNose> ?
<soimafrea> you dont know THAT much about me to tell
<blender> what blood said works fine
<soimafrea> i know but the grahmmer was appouling .
<blender> bahaha

<l0wkey> im under house arrest
<l0wkey> for two years
<_INTRA_> what did ya do?
<l0wkey> some bullshit stalking charges
<l0wkey> 32 convictions
<l0wkey> 104 trials
<_INTRA_> lowkey: u are so full of shit
<l0wkey> that is what the judge said
<l0wkey> i was caught stalking her...i said i wanted to talk
to her about the case
<l0wkey> i was caught at 2:00 am, 16 times
<l0wkey> in a row

<ChrisF-> how all my little niglets doing?
<ChrisF-> we celebrating black histry munf in dis mofo?

<Reno> I wonder who the joker is that is sending me such a
huge e-male
<EIGHTBALL> an e-male?
<EIGHTBALL> damn
<EIGHTBALL> can I get an e-female anywhere?
<EIGHTBALL> preferrably not huge

<Calculus> ...YE GODS I have too many DVDs.
<Calculus> ...how do I have so many DVDs and so little money?
<Zibblsnrt> possibly because you have so many DVDs? *ducks*

<Road|\{ill> anybody have that picture of that fat chick
sitting on a chair with the little dog underneath it?
<Road|\{ill> i need it

<DrStrangelove> Yeah, save your money, man.
<DrStrangelove> It's not too late.
<[DMK]Relvox> im 16
<[DMK]Relvox> its kinda too late
<DrStrangelove> Else you'll end up like the rest of the
population.
<DrStrangelove> Poor and broken.
<DrStrangelove> And ignorant.
<[DMK]Relvox> what is ignorant?

<DrStrangelove> I used to swallow coins aswell.
<[DMK]Relvox> im too cheap to do that!

<Rjx> was last day of school today
<Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt
<vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on
mine
<Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's

Joins: StubbornBitch
(~bocazas@3eb8f587.20db5883.ss.shawcable.net)
<Analu> Dude! Every woman I've ever known just entered the
chat

* Hottie_Girl thinks: OK
[Anakin`] Must have come as a shock to you.
[Anakin`] You know...thinking.
[Hottie_Girl] NO
[Hottie_Girl] I'M NOT A DUM BLOND

<vboydx7> Why the hell are all you fucking PS2 fanboy shits
here?!?
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<Solid Sony> Hang on..!
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<exii> I was just talking to my brother.
<exii> And I said "okay, its 10:10, I have to go boot up the
shower."

<Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like
a king
<Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc
<Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-coli mcsalmonella meal

<@Mike> LOL. I thought my chair was squeaking
<@Mike> it was a damned bird outside
<@Kimaroo> lol
<%Blacksheep> oil the bird

<Casm> so lemme get this straight...
<Casm> you asked for sex on the 2nd date
<Casm> and when she said no you started crying?
<Fr0id> yep
<Casm> and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
<Fr0id> yep
<Casm> so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?
<Fr0id> seems like it
<Casm> i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!

<Storm> ok, when my mom's friend was like 6, she was out
waiting for the bus, also happened to be garbage pick-up day
<Storm> so anyways little kid is waiting for the bus, and her
dog comes running out her house to see her, well...unfortunate
timing placed the dog right in the street as the garbage truck
was arriving
<Storm> so *BAM!* street pizza
<Storm> but then...the garbage man gets outta the
truck....sees the dead dog...and just tosses it in the back of
the truck, right infront of all the kids at the bus stop