[ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc.
[ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one
place.

<CrdStang> Oh dear
<CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no
<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower
here from his place 3/4 of a mile away

<Sugadon> sup
<Sugadon> i'm in houston
<GaBe-33> houston !?
<GaBe-33> what you doing in texas !?
<Sugadon> honeymoon
<drunkers> you came on mirc on your honeymoon?
<drunkers> the sex that bad?

<Feared> Everyone's against me.
<Feared> It's like my school is here.

<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today
<NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she
found it
<NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand,
she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all"
<NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away
<NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's
were that stupid

<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear,
man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and
flown into a major landmark

<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't
be arsed' profile

<psyk> Axl Rose is an idiot with the voice of a ten-year-old
girl choking to death on a brillo pad

*** Now talking in #jesus
<God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits.
<God> Ive created the universe..
<God> It was a mistake
<God> I didnt really like it from the beginning..
<God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will
be terminated shortly, it was long overdue.
<God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
<God> ta.
*** Parts: God

<alisdair> woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can
lose 21 lbs in 7 days
<alisdair> I could be 142 lbs by next friday!
<cevik> alis:  I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of
penis
<@Technogeek> I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute.
<alisdair> it contains lipotropic fat burners
<Etochort> Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip
girls holes apart.
<@Technogeek> Which amounts to the same thing, really.
<Selfloathing> those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me.
<Etochort> and then some chick is waiting for a facial.
<Taerkar> Along with the rich African families.
<Taerkar> who need help with their money

<Haru> Shinji! Do you like Black Cock?
<Solacido> Kyou: Three words for you: Oven - fresh - pizzas
<Solacido > That's right kids, that peperoni, isn't what you
thought it was
<Spank > i thought it tasted like soul food

<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were
called Jive Journal.
<cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN
HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal

<Tovart > I have alot of people in my aim thingy
<Neris|ffx > you professional thing you =P
<Tovart > neris stop laughing I use windows 98 MOUSE EDITION'
<Tovart > where i use a mouse
<Tovart > i could hack u so bad your ancestors house would
burst into flames

<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre
le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me

<Tovart > I have high standarts. I want to be like janet reno.
<Locke|Away > K, lie down and let someone beat your face with
a stick for an hour.

<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv
<Boko> no way
<Boko> that guy fucking rox

<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service
if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
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<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your
behavior and every one elses on this chat network, ffonline
irc will be shut down in 24 hours, by your friendly neighbour
hood hacker.
(s) Server Notice -- Received KILL message for Aster from
Spank Path: Spank (hack my balls)

[15:30:32] ------- <miro> anyone remember the dot com
explosion ads? "congratulations, you are 7662786493's visitor
to this site, click this space to close this window and claim
your prize
[15:30:54] ------ <Magus> "If this is flashing, you've won!"
[15:30:54] ---- <cortana> miro: if this banner is flashing you
are a WINNER!
[15:30:54] ------ <Kurin> "If this is flashing, you're a
winner!"

<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?
<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke?

<Chucklez|afk> sweet merciful jeesus
<Chucklez|afk> smells like melting plastic in my room
<Ranged> you called?
<Chucklez|afk> I said sweet merciful jesus... not hey dumb
little punk bitch
<Ranged> oh
<Ranged> my bad

{ava}> A WORM
<{ava}> JUST
<{ava}> CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME
<_enzo> o m f g
* {ava} dies.

<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea

<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it

<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING!

<halo@home> i LOVE childrens books
<halo@home> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/
091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
<Ronak> i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints
before...
<halo@home> WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!!
<Para@Work> "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by
Genichiro Yagyu
<halo@home> "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by
Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu
<halo@home> "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro
Yagyu
<Ronak> 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu
<chawk> "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro
Yagyu
<Para@Work> "THE PHYSICS OF QUANTUM-SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WITH
APPLICATIONS TO BLACK HOLES AND OTHER SPACIAL ANOMOLIES" by
Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
<Chro> "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all
friends by Genichrio Yagyu
<chawk> LOL Chro
<halo@home> DUDE I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I AM NOT A KID RIGHT NOW

<ORi0N> what good are you with a high IQ if you, for exapmle,
can't even make a sadwich or something?
<BaToR> ask that to stehpen hawking :p

<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i
suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in
the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.

<j63}{Justin> does anyone here have a mom that calls you every
minute for every little thing to the point where you hate your
name so much you wish you could just have a blank space where
your name was so she couldn't call you or somethin so long it
would take a hour to say it

digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
digitaltrip: yup
DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure
drawing course.

<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War
Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?

origamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder
of knowledge up a mountain of reps today
origamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty
GnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day
GnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung
GnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility

<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm
not getting any
<phats> heh
<phats> mail that is

* TheRiff bricks _404notfound
* _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff.
* TheRiff makes a ! barrier
* _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &.
* TheRiff traps the & inside a #
* _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #.
* TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his
weapons
* _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs
a Glock.

<largo> the metric system is for people who can't do math in
their heads very well :)

(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2
(cubeman) I just found it
(cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava
(cubeman) you kill a few then...
(cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance
(BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava?
I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with
it?
(cubeman) ummmm
(cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses

<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower
<DEZM> uhhhh
<DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that
<sortof> i tape up my knob real good
<sortof> to keep it down
<DEZM> uhhhhhhhh
<sortof> noo on the shower
<sortof> the drain wont stay closed

<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago

(jmd_) %lb chameleo
(jmd_) dead bot?
(@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
(jmd_) oh, goody
(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits

<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line:
<_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus
Found!)
<razzi> why ?
<_tARG0N> damn i test it
<_tARG0N> and my win crashed
<_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH
Virus Found!

<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him?
<Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit
<ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey.
<Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a
dick and he doesnt understand it
<ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies.
<Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ??
<ZeroContent> who?

<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english?

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<_Kenny> who kicked me

* ClusteR- is away [log: on]
<Icecream> What script are you using?
<ClusteR-> huh?
<ClusteR-> I don't use any script
<Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or
what?
<ClusteR-> yeah...

<TECHNOBOY> hý...a s?
<Para||e|> What?!
<TECHNOBOY> speak englýsh*

<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the
difference between a distributed denial of service attack and
public opinion.

<@daerid> I have a drinking problem
<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row

<Moo|TH> hi tyr
<Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo
<Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today?
<Moo|TH> erm
<Moo|TH> well
<Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman
<Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again
<Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me
<Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?

<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather
<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at
close range ?

<drdink> do it again and i'll have your dick surgically shoved
up your ass