Princess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all. SynistraDeath: rob my dad is in here SynistraDeath: shut up Princess Ryo: LINDSAY Princess Ryo: EVEN IF WE ARE OCEANS APART Princess Ryo: I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER SynistraDeath: shut up Princess Ryo: SEND ME MORE LETTERS Princess Ryo: AND MORE PANTIES SynistraDeath: ROB SHUT THE FUCK UP Princess Ryo: PREFFERABLY SOILED PLZKTHX
<booradley> I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch" <booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy <booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars <booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo! <booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy <booradley> :: later :: <booradley> <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel? <neshura> down in front! <booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH! * audience gasps. <booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels <booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben! <booradley> * hard drive has died <booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh! <booradley> <modem> aaieee <booradley> *modem has died <booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops <Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season. Do I smell a Tony award?
[freshestprince> wtf i just downloaded crono cross disc 2 from u and it dint work, y [_ry0suke_> UHH IT WAS 32KB, DIDN'T YOU THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN INCOMPLETE [freshestprince> ur a fuckin deceptive bastard [freshestprince> ur banned for life from downloadin from me [freshestprince> have a nice day dickhead!!! [_ry0suke_> UH OH I'M DOWNLOADING YOUR JAY-Z MP3S, BAD BOI [freshestprince> fuck u! ill hack u if u do that again [_ry0suke_> I'M STILL DOWNLOADING IT [freshestprince> stop it now
<GKSetzer> If I was terra I'd break his neck plz <JonJonB> If I was Terra I'd feel my breasts, then break his neck XDDDD <melusine> That'd be a messed up scene: Terra looked up at the sorcerer in horror, rage and disgust roiling in the pit of her stomach. Pausing briefly to fondle her breasts, she transformed into an Esper and broke Kefka's neck in one swift motion.
<RS-Ryan> ok, so acting career? <Websales_Arwen> yeah, I figured anyone with an enthusiam for tropical fish . . . <Websales_Arwen> I'll just call you troy mcclure <RS-Ryan> tropical fish.. you think that.. me and.. oh, no baby, you've got it all wrong.. that's all in the past now.. I couldn't have done it without you, you know <RS-Ryan> you see.. when they said I was sleeping with the fishes, they meant... they though I was dead you see.. yea.. dead <Websales_Arwen> oh I see <Websales_Arwen> so enthusiast actually translates to "look but don't touch" <RS-Ryan> yea.. exactly.. It's not the magazine for fish fetishists <RS-Ryan> that mag is called Fuckin Fish Fancy <Websales_Arwen> yeah, I subscribe to that mag
<JonJonB> <FantasyGa> coz if u want i have this free user and pass to a gay site <Onyx> JonJonB: tell an Oper he's bothering you <JonJonB> Not yet dude, I'm about to get a free pass to a gay...um yeah...oper...
<x182ways> 4*7= 28, 28+2=20 dumbass
<Teratogen> 1) cubic zirconium ring, 2) marriage will take place at the Justice of the Peace (janitor can be witness) <Teratogen> 3) reception at McDonald's, 4) honeymoon at my apartment <Teratogen> if she doesn't like that, screw her.
<phat-ta-tat-tat> dis room is borin' <phat-ta-tat-tat> get sum hoes in here <hwKP> But i quit being a pimp <phat-ta-tat-tat> fuk it get bak in da game <phat-ta-tat-tat> da game needs u <hwKP> but I threw out my platform shoes with the fish inside <phat-ta-tat-tat> fuk it u betta go fishin den
<phoenix`> Painting your hand yellow does not mean you have an asian girlfriend.....
<bubbleboo> i think 0's and 1's in binary should be replaced with 6's and 9's <bubbleboo> would be much more entertaining
<drain333> i lose interest after daisy left <drain333> that was a long time ago <PunkerGuy> since i've begun weed, i've begun to lose inter.... oo, a cookie *** SexyCookie has joined #goth <PunkerGuy> ooo, a cookie
<crazney_> who the fuck spells cheque check <ambr> err <ambr> checks ?? <Zensunni> crazney: the americans do... <ambr> thats the stupidest thing i've seen this hour <ambr> and i've been reading bash.org
[Mew|WC3] linux is unix [@SiZZuRp] windows is mac [Mew|WC3] it Is unix [Mew|WC3] based on the Unix shell [Mew|WC3] fucking newbie.
<Aus> see, when too many people do something <Aus> it's just lame <TK-Work> It could have just been lame to begin with. <Aus> TK-Work: nah, everything is cool at least once. <xpander|out> Aus: does that mean child molestation was good the first time?
<Guilty> I was in this half-sleep exhausted haze <Guilty> I was talking to Jesus <Guilty> In my delusions <c-rOCK> the guy who mows your lawn?
<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms <Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room
<doug-> moral dilemma: i just found a pak of 18 chicken legs in the deep freezer, however the label says 'best if used by 06-12-01'.... do i cook it up for the kidz and avoid having to spend money on take out? i'm not all that hungry myself anyway =] <Prozzy> I say go for it. If they die, at least you know. <doug-> hmm, never actually thought about *death*, just figured on projectile diarrhea, etc... now insurance policies come into play... this could be a win-win-win-lose-win situation i have here
slurpee: it's just wrong to be watching some random pr0nclip and it starts out with some hot, hot chick with a hot, hot bod... then they start speaking german and you're thinking "wait a minute here" and then she lies down and some guy squats over her and WOAH COMMAND-W
<X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in the house <Tyr> yea ladies, watch out <Tyr> he might steal ur men :p
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side (XBL-im): into my room (XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air (XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up (XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport* (XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem (XBL-im): and they found me (XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works (XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable (XBL-im): lol
<Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span? <Cray0la> hmm <NaiWiste> a lot <Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other disgusting variations <NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n <Weng> only 200? <Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war over you, that's how much. <Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work
<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero <MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again <MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman" <MrSaturn> then he turns around. <Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."
<GimpChimp> I'm going to rape it. And tell the court it lead me on with its suggestive icon-wiggling. <GimpChimp> Just as soon as I work out the technical details of raping an Internet window.
<afro> yeh he flies in from sweden every weekend <SectorX4> Deos he bring you anything illegal? <toe> aids
<c-rOCK> when I was 15 I was fat and a loner. <KuRoKoSoN> are you 16 yet?
Benjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though, whatsisface....steel Benjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal
(Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures? did you know that?
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks? <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<OutBreak^Monkey> just use my excuse, men built dishwashers so they didnt have to do the dishes. <OutBreak^Monkey> women should learn from mens wisdom <OutBreak^Monkey> buy the man a fucking dishwasher or do em yourself <JT> heh <^yob> hehe <`2L_CodeMonkey> no, men built dishwasers cause the divorce rate increased and there wasn't wives to do the dishes for everyone
<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene <Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?
*** [zc]cha0s sets mode: +o FA|Q3-Rain <FA|Q3-Rain> woah <FA|Q3-Rain> i am sexier than I thought * FA|Q3-Rain dances <[zc]cha0s> no I felt sorry for you
<@Toilet> you suck <Bundy> you swallow <@Toilet> hell, you gargle
<@freshmint> How do you get a goth out of a tree? <@freshmint> Cut the rope.
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from? e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more
<v33n> ok skep is gone mad, he is stabbing him self now *** v33n sets mode: +b *!*@d226-65-122.home.cgocable.net *** v33n was kicked by v33n (i'll unban you when you sleep)
<Warped> anyone know a _good_weap for a monk? the kama doesn't seem that good... <Spiffeh> fists <Spiffeh> gah now monks remind me of lesbians
<Rjx> someone just posted an ASCII version of goatse in another channel <c-rOCK> well c/p it <c-rOCK> lets see it
<Hiryuu> Hurro <Hiryuu> Very quiet in here.... <ori[Disko_inferno]> yep <ori[Disko_inferno]> something happend, we suspect social lifes <Hiryuu> *gasp!* <ori[Disko_inferno]> yes, deadly, near terminal, cases of human interaction <Hiryuu> OH MY GOD <ori[Disko_inferno]> we should stop this before we look like morons, or somebody decides to quote us.. or both
<D1> theres no reason for me to smell good anymore. <D1> so I tend to stick with the rancid odor since I don't have to impress anyone.
<D1> we used to have "Secret Massages" in english class <kisama> where you'd rub the guy's dick <kisama> under the desks <D1> extacly!
<@mazrimt> the guy seemed kinda decent <@mazrimt> compared to the normal people who ask for warez ;) <@mazrimt> irc has lowered my standards of 'decent' quite a bit
<@dos622> apparntly back in the 70s they called cock tube steak <AppleRuly> ahh <@dos622> but in the 50s tube steak was hot dog <@dos622> as in the food <AppleRuly> my grandma was rofl <@dos622> what? <AppleRuly> i told her the tube steak thing and she goes "you're dirty" <AppleRuly> i just said do you like tube steak <AppleRuly> and she goes "you're dirty" <@dos622> lol
<sg> um did you guys look at my collage :( :( <Slappie> I couldn't <Slappie> the filter here at the office said it was "Tasteless" <sg> it's huddie ledbetter <sg> that's not tasteless. <-- sg has quit (QUIT: ) <Slappie> I was being serious <evad> haha
<KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o) <Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan.
<cia> sometimes being a man is having to say you like michael jackson songs.
<chao> he and his wife were going to open a ranch for disabled children <donna> can they graze there?
<phoenix-> rjx: im sure #mensa can survive without another intellogant person
<DSCS_SoCalKicks> click the live365 link <DSCS_SoCalKicks> ont he bottom it says also try and gives links to more stations <Niq> I'm not into "clicking links". It's a gateway drug.
<Demonhunter> so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows <Idle_Timmy> man, that sucks. <Idle_Timmy> maybe you need a mike's hard lemonade. <Demonhunter> i need a liter of jaggermeister <Demonhunter> and alzadie <Idle_Timmy> tell me a hooker couldn't help. <Demonhunter> depends on the hooker <Idle Timmy> a hooker with dsl in her hotel room <Demonhunter> ohh... <Demonhunter> now i could use that <Demonhunter> i would be downloading so much porn with her dsl connection... <Idle_Timmy> "What kind of 'bandwidth' do you get, if you know what i mean" <Demonhunter> hehe <Idle_Timmy> "Depends on your 'hardware', sugar" ;o <Idle_Timmy> "So where can i 'plug it in'?" <Idle_Timmy> "oooohh, you bring the 'modem', big boy, and i'll give you an 'outlet'" <Idle_Timmy> "oh yeah, baby, I got your modem RIGHT HERE" <Idle_Timmy> *pulls a laptop out of his trenchcoat* <Demonhunter> lmao... <Idle_Timmy> "now let's see if my 'router' is compatible with your 'hub' and we can get some 'peer to peer' action going"