<booradley> I'd like to perform a one act play I call,
              "Creative screwed me like a bitch"
              <booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy
              <booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among
              the stars
              <booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!
              <booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy
              <booradley> :: later ::
              <booradley> <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you
              feel?
              <neshura> down in front!
              <booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
              * audience gasps.
              <booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels
              <booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben!
              <booradley> * hard drive has died
              <booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks
              in hell! graaagh!
              <booradley> <modem> aaieee
              <booradley> *modem has died
              <booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops
              <Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read
              this season.  Do I smell a Tony award?