<Actinium> so she's like "hey" and i swooned, drooled, and wet
my pants
<Actinium> and I came back with "hello"
<Actinium> i think it's love

<radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is
that whenever i
get paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same
amount of money

<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame
<hotgirl4u> uhh
<D4NG3R0U5> ...nm

<Guest_0135966> Want FUN??? Come to the MjsIRC Chat Network...
For High Speed Servers, Ready To Party, With Another Server To
Come!, simply type /server mjs48.bsd.st or /server
kevin.mjs48.bsd.st or /server steven.mjs48.bsd.st   .JOIN
NOW!!!
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<HunterSD> Want to FUCK OFF? Come to the Windows Desktop
Party... For high speed fun, with another Alt+F4 to Come!
Simply type /Quit, or /qUiT, or /QUIT... DO IT NOW!!!!

<elfpower> I wonder why they don't make kumquat juice?  i
mean, kumquats are pretty good.
<apollo> probably because it sounds like a mixture of semen
and vaginal juice.

[!] @Techdude kisses doll sooooooo hard, there is an instant
netsplit
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<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze
<Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET

<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a
dirty Sanchez.

<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians
("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go
break into someones house and decorate it!").

<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE
WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/
_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?

(@Alpha|grumble): got home to find my flatmate and a big black
man doing a 69

<mike> haha
<mike> you should add something to the "add quote" page
<mike> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be
approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS."
<RainWind> lol
<mike> i was serious
<Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I
didnt approve their awful quotes
<Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I
dont see it added yet!"
<Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that
I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"

* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky
<Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a
second there

<geekster> :O world stumbling day
* geekster needs black van and Mr T to drive it
<geekster> "i pitty the foo who doesn't use encryption on
there WLAN"

<friar> that's a horrific thought
<friar> the white, pale flesh of your manboobs glistening with
Bliw soap suds
<friar> brb wank

[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of
ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his
friends
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM

<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak
japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it
from

<magellanic> got a prob: I keep getting this error message
when I try to use iptables , iptables v1.2.6a: can't
initialize iptables table `filter': Permission denied (you
must be root) Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be
upgraded. i type this command iptables -F; iptables -t nat -F;
iptables -t mangle -F as root
<RichiH> magellanic: your eyes are all wrong
<RichiH> you can't read
<magellanic> RichiH: what you mean?

<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D
<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)
<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each
other sweetens the deal :D
<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would
sweeten the deal

<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> you havent seen shit till you've seen jesus
throw gang signs..

<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game?

--> kNIGits
(~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)
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<Fryboy> phwoar
<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is
pleased

<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian

<shantanu> I cannot log to my remote machine as root using
telnet
<shantanu> how do I disable that?

(bec)jess is DA bomb
(larry)what her fathers a terrist :( ?????
(bec)shes da bomb not a bomb u idiot

<Asskicker064> High Templar One: Wanna merge?
<Asskicker064> High Templar Two: Archon me, baby.

<Foberts> Dude, you're an op on IRC.
<Foberts> You're a geek.
<tnoy> not really, i just gave the channel owner nude photos
of my sister
<Foberts> Wow.
<Foberts> Why do you have nude photos of your sister?

<Misfortune_Cookie> I went to CostCo today
<Misfortune_Cookie> and you shoulda seen the look I got when I
tried to hitch a ride on the forklift

<Locke> WinAmp 3 sucks, well it rules cept I keep getting
errors

Marnen: you'd think he'd take a second to check spelling,
though
Brodie: Mr. Wheaton is a busy man.
Marnen: They have machines to do that now.
sol-D: they also have machines that'll breathe for you. how
cool is that>
Brodie: He's reminding people in a grocery store that he used
to be famous.
Marnen: Besides, Wesley Crusher is too intelligent to make
spelling mistakes in documents that the whole Federation's
gonna read...*SLAP*...did I really say that?
spinn: you did, plus the *SLAP* and the part after it, which
frankly I'd be more embarrassed about

* Seph flies herself to the north pole
<Seph> -her +him
<fluffy> well that certainly clears up a lot

* Seph gives potatoe a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic
Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You
Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell
Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh
Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees
Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating
Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground
Moving Passionate Wet Deep
<Seph> um....
<Seph> wrong one

<@Koru> I have a project due for school.
<@Koru> I have to make a collage about my mind body and soul,
then explain it.
<hack||SAMA> Just post hentai and ecchi all over it, and say
this...
<hack||SAMA> "As for mind, i really like Hentai, or 'Cartoon
Porn'. Body is mainly about fapping ot that hentai, or
'Cartoon Porn'. and lastly, Soul. My soul is about finding a
girl that loves me for who i am, a hentai-loving fruit."

<GameSlt> I just got back from new york/canada
<GinandPlatonic> rad, and how was new york/canada?
<GameSlt> it was ok...went river rafting which was cooler than
one would think
<GameSlt> my mom fell out...was funny.
<GinandPlatonic> oh heh...this river rafting, does it have
multiplayer support?
<GameSlt> up to 8 players I think
<GameSlt> and a great frame rate
<GinandPlatonic>: oh, hmm...
<GinandPlatonic>: What about "camping whores"?
<GameSlt>: they are called rocks...the bastards
<GameSlt>: I "ownz" them

<Surtur> so.. i saw david bowie two nights ago...
<Surtur> t'was good.
<|Wolf|> in concert?
<Surtur> oh yeah.
<|Wolf|> disregard what i just asked
<Surtur> no just walked into my bathroom and there he was, in
the tub!
<AlumaSqrl> hahaha
<AlumaSqrl> floating face down

<DAL9000> man real life sucks
<Spec-Chum> sure does
<DAL9000> excellent graphics, no gameplay.
<Spec-Chum> like most games :p
<mcarp> my score is low

* Aro|Sick dies slowly
<Straylight> sounds like you've gotten my nasty cold
<Straylight> GOOD GOD
<Straylight> IRC IS A TRANSMISSION VECTOR

«%Filash» Are there any ways I can access shit like mp3s on my
windows drive through linux?
«+rawr|w3rk» no, linux converts them into .oggs because lunix
is for communists

<kojimyuu> "IT MAKES THE PEOPLE WANT TO FORNICATE."
<Amidamaru> IRC?
<kojimyuu> no

<Horseymen> Don't you hate when you're doin' a girl..
hardcore.. giving her the love.. giving her the two finger
g-spot discount.. and she friggin shoots her load all over
your bed and all over you?
<Horseymen> I hate messes though.. chicks need to have that
internal orgasm keep that fluid up in there, up in there..
<utahsaint> dude
<utahsaint> that is like
<utahsaint> the epitomy of being a stud
<utahsaint> giving a girl a squirting orgasm
<Horseymen> You taught me well, Craig!
<utahsaint> werd
<Horseymen> That Amanda chick came like a rainstorm in a
tropical forest.. but it was all over her bed.. so it was all
good.

<BitchX> [She] can't find the serial #
I told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and
told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk

<largo[mt]> "I'm so mis-understood.." .. "So ill wear all
black, get really pale, read anne rice novels, and bite my
boyfriend until he bleeds."

<pdd> we like hydraulics because
<pdd> we like to pretend we're matadors riding a rampaging
bull
<pdd> even though matadors don't ride bulls
<pdd> i had to relate it somehow
<pdd> you understand
<pdd> SILENCIO

<Legalize-> i eat a lb. of raw bacon in the morning and 10
slim fasts the rest of the day

<fo0bar> it's sad how I can watch these simpsons dvds and pick
out the scenes that were cut for syndication
<ogw> yeah...so how's the Android's Dungeon doing for ya?
<fo0bar> worst...  channel...  ever

<Maven`> I'm god in 8 channels of the 8 i'm in. I own 228
sluts.
Preach> you're a fucking dork who needs to get laid
<Preach> nuff said
<Maven`> true

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<ce|Chanto> umm thats not pen island thats penis land

«+Stevey^666» klas, send me some girls
«+Klasnikov» ok
«+Stevey^666» hot ones plz :D
«+Klasnikov» ill send u jasmine, shes a model
«+Stevey^666» w00t
«+Stevey^666» shaven?
«+Klasnikov» no shes an actual model, mostly plastic

<Brando`> NEXT THING YA KNOW SHE WAS LIKE FUCK OFF AND LEFT
<Brando`> HAHA SO I CALLED HER SHE WAS LIKE WHAT TOOK SO LONG
<Brando`> AND I SAID I COULDNT FIND A SAVE POINT
<Brando`> NOW IM SINGLE

thedrhino: oh man, i got an email called, chefmaster blowout
thedrhino: it's like, we have way too many chefmasters, PLEASE
BUY ONE
thedrhino: they're 18 bucks
thedrhino: they must suck ass
Princess Ryo: yes they must
thedrhino: what if it was rocks, and a bit of wood
thedrhino: you bang the rocks together to make the fire
Princess Ryo: and a long dirty branch
Princess Ryo: to stick the food on and hold it over the fire
thedrhino: with bugs in it
Princess Ryo: and a piece of paper with a guy with a pipe in
his mouth anda chef's hat on smiling that says "YOU'VE JUST
PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!" with step by step instructions
Princess Ryo: or just "YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!
HA HA, YOU SUCK"