(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while

<jonathan> "By spending money on counterfeit software, which
is often
manufactured by organized criminals, customers also
are
inadvertently stifling the growth potential of the
economy and
contributing to the loss of tax revenue and
employment.
<dante> HAHA
<jonathan> did you get your copy of win2k from the mafia?
<jonathan> I know I did!

<LuminousPath> somebody after with the main envi'-boy it has
the recovery;) 
<LuminousPath> I have succeeded in confusing them all.
<LuminousPath> Now, in the confusion, I shall cause an
overload in the main mIRC hub.
<LuminousPath> This will cause horendous bottlenecks,
netsplits and profile colapses
<LuminousPath> In the confusion, I shall route all
transmissions through Area 51.
<LuminousPath> This will overload their main servers, causing
them to have a netsplit
<LuminousPath> I shall repeat this process thosands of times
over...
<YusukeUrameshi> LuminousPath: you do not know much of IRC do
you?

<Valsholk Angelus> There are some things that a woman
shouldn't say to me.
<DaRiachu> Like what?
<Valsholk Angelus> "Hold on, I have to mount my outdoor
thermometer."
<DaRiachu> ::snicker::
<Valsholk Angelus> All I could think to say was, "Mercury
Rising." (g)

< MaNcO > Sometimes late at night.....
< MaNcO > I lay awake and watch munk sleeping
< MaNcO > hes lost in peaceful dreams
< MaNcO > so i turn off the light
< MaNcO > lay there in the dark
< MaNcO > then a thought crosses my mind
< MaNcO > if I never wake
< MaNcO > in the morning
< MaNcO > would he ever doubt
< MaNcO > the way I feel about him in my heart
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never cums
< MaNcO > will he know how much i looooooove him
< MaNcO > and i try in every way
< MaNcO > to show him every day
< MaNcO > he's my only one
< MaNcO > and if my time on earth was through
< MaNcO > he must face this world without me
< munk-@> wtf
< MaNcO > would the love i gave him in the past
< MaNcO > be enuogh to last
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never comes
< MaNcO > cos ive lost loved mons in my life
< munk-@> get a grip of yourself u filthy faggot
< munk-@> oh wait u already do "have a grip of yourself"

* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt
Waving In The Breeze Flash"

(+profiled) you don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact
some times, it's not right to do!
(@krampan) i always take it easy, soft, am a gentle guy, but
in end before u cum in her, u hav to b lil hard...u c
profiled?
(+profiled) krampan; dude i'm singing a song

<TTT> you know you're in trouble when your server load is
higher than your stock price

<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey
<Munkey> looks worse
<MuNkEy`> no way
<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it
<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase
<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?
<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN
OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to
myself and looked all over for the undo button

(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,
(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,
(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea
of electric
(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,
(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by
the power you and I possess...
(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!!

<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead
<GFK1> when i die, that's it.  I'm buggered if i'm gonna start
flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day. 
sod that.
<GFK1> besides
<GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings
and stuff

<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site
so the planes can't miss the runway next time

<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with
salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via
helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about,
creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression
alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them
choke and die? Priceless

DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666,
0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly
appreciated
Polytope: "useless"

<jonathans> can you kick his ass
<Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing
<Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card
<jonathans> nevermind then

XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass
still hurts
HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return?

<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges
into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with
their own body!
<derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right
to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body.

<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what
<Tabby_Tech> hit enter
<Jean> there is no enter button
<Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard

<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you
have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to
all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???

(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live
with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the
line at a DIET drink

<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart
gave out
<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is
the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife
<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark
attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and
sleep deprivation
<@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes
<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack
<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding

<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"
<burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon
<burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of
ass

(+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the
wrong areas

<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much
better things in life to lick then carpet ;D
<Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book

<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning
<sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company?

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<Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?
<tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to
<@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like
www.google.com
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like
that
<tanner> then what
<tanner> do i type in dildo shop
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search
for in the search window
* @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a
new word today
<tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman
<@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh
<tanner> i am
<@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an
internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions
in here
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Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m
making fun of them
Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult
ph'x: haaha
ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction

Snowy: I need
Snowy: To tell this guy
Snowy: ONly to press
Snowy: enter on special
Snowy: occasions

*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it
on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house

<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum
<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole
<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that
<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??
<pain> no. I would be dead.

<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children

<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz
<TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> wha
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* Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest
<Legalize-> i feel so much safer now.
<Legalize-> damn irc.

<Nicoli>  do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany,
and talk like shakira?
<Marz>  I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk
like Fran Dresher.
<Nicoli>  that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss
cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0

<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its
an animal instinct to leave your scent.

Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW.
c8ie: OK
c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's
certainly not in the sky

<Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :!
<Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a
programmer, please think about the programmers"
<Tseng> Shit then
* Tseng is AFK,  Leeching Warez

<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)

<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again
<_berserk> so did I
<_berserk> got any dance techniques?
* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)

<chaossyn> i have a q  has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet
<chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0
intentions of running it on a production network i was just
wondering how many bugs to expect ...
<|line> Incredible numbers.  It'll jump out of the box and gut
you before you even have it all the way home yet.
<-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar
in your gas tank
<|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky.
<|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the
national guard arrived

<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up
the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much
that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use
it when waiting for a page to load.

<aster> what's a cervix
<aster> sounds like a bitchx script

<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a
trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and
worship was so thin.

(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
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(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed

(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to
kill them
(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea

* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF
DOOOOOOOM
(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!

<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on
standards of building and designing speakers?
<joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it
<joelage-AFKage> :/
<Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder
<joelage-AFKage> ok
<Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.
<joelage-AFKage> send away
* Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with
sarcasm's little brother, idiocy

(Skyler) Alright
(Skyler) Everyone ready?
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(Comic-San) ....

(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in
turn,. he is like santa,
but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you
register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ