<Aristotles> ah yes.. ignorance is bliss..
<Aristotles> and that boy is absolutely giddy

<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid
<Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for
stupid people
<Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation

<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach with two of my female
friends one night, and when we got there they started making
out with eachother.
<Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to lean over they were like
"HAHA, YEAH RIGHT."
<Asha`monkey> Bitches.

<three-hams> http://us.feamerch.com another good ass band
<charliex> ass band
<three-hams> (insert hymen between good and ass)
<three-hams> err
<three-hams> hyphen
<three-hams> my god I'm an idiot

<Phobos> right, im off to build a slimline super computer, i
will saw the 1.2ghz board i have so that it will fit into my
lunchbox
<Phobos> and the poor fucker who forgets his lunch and dares
to open it, will be shiting an amd duron chip a day or two
later

<brolli_420> World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H
(Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent
<brolli_420> WOW
<brolli_420> that should be a good match -_-

<kaye> what, like EFnet has a monopoly on lamers? oh wait..

<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota
dealership should be named Uncle Ben
<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice

<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard
<@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical
<@FKnight> no custom

edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall
edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know
with him
BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless
pressed for details"

BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who
wants me to buttrape him
BagmanJon: brb
BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick.
BagmanJon: my lucky day eh?

Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot
RokChik7: what'd he do now?
Brood: rap.
RokChik7: lol

<rel> well some random guy msg's me
<rel> im assuming its you
<rel> so rufk off
<rel> oh shit
<rel> wrong channel heh
<BB> lol

<chikster> lol
<c-rOCK> this is great
<chikster> whats that one quote
<c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns

<@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes
<@temptah> eat less corn
<@temptah> and more fiber
<@temptah> oh
<@temptah> I thought you said "shit"

<The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as
horney bastards
<The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!!
<Chucklez> .....
<Chucklez> this coming from you, bob?
<The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there
<The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex

<pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60
years old
<jstepka-w> i know
<jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life
<jstepka-w> two bitches at once
<jstepka-w> and i didn't pay

<Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro?
<Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up?
*Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there

<active1> how to become a bot ???
<dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have
to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself..
install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right
application on yourself
<active1> it is so easy :))))
<dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..

<illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast
<endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast
<jstepka-w> yuk

-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome
to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ +
foot = /\.\//\/\./

<Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie=
UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
<Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good...
<deTwisj> So true...
-- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go
Today? --

<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other
off...its heterosexual if we all think about women
<El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it,
when can we?

<Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D
<Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX"
<Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"

<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past
your head to jack off

<Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation
<Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on
vacation
<Ace0522> and pickup the mail also

<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang
out in channels like #incomplete-warez

<Ice9> ether is fun....
<Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room
filled with jello and with twice the gravity

<eng> someone will *always* have it better
<synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and
rubbing them out.

* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ...
<Tschech0w> ah.
<Tschech0w> oh.
<Tschech0w> ugh.
<RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you?
<Phoon> sounds like it's raping him
<Isle> ohhhh
<RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level

<pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues
* RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of
geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl
friends"
<Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it
out with warez.
<RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of
saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good
poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor
vr"

<RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to
test 1.6?
<mirabile> lol toaster
<mirabile> you know them :)
<RichiH> you just wait...
<RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing
machines
<Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least
one bit, so netbsd should boot on it."
* RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow
morse code
<mirabile> lol
<zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand
<RichiH> or it could punch the toast

<greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool
<SicGtar> yea
<greenl1284> whooosh!
<greenl1284> arise hellfire
<greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your
computer

<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to
join? :P
<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really
died" they wont be kidding

<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes
you to love fat girls

<ericmm13> yr azz si mine
<hoser-work> oh my.
<hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says
"Property of ericmm13"
<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow

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<ReadingZu> hey wait
<ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me
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<ReadingZu> HAHHADFH@Q$%&
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<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere
<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand
<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn

<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:
<Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a
day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in
it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta
swallow taste like ass too.
<Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.
<Hatamoto> ... thank you.
<Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:
<Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on
giving.

<TheMadHatter> I eat heads.
<Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating...
<Devilution> but keep trying.
<TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads!
<Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!

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<Devilution> What's the truth doing in a Catholic chatroom?

<lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.

<katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities
<<---- schizophrenics?

<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying

<evLJim> EMERGENCY!!! 
<evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK 
<evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!

<@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die
<@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating

<@Pooka158> *** Topic is '!Newshows | !Rules'
<Pooka158> !newshoes

<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry
<@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer

<@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")

<AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1
<Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft"
<Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they
can't fuck anything else